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by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 64
Views: 14808

Re: Welcome

I'll send you my 8 seasons of star gate. It'll make sense.


Just make sure you get them back to me *shakes fist*
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 64
Views: 14808

Re: Welcome

He didn't quit, he ascended to a higher plane of existance.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:18 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: OpenID
Replies: 37
Views: 12434

Re: OpenID

The problem with wikipedia being used as a plug for products / services / ideas is that people that have problems with such things, usually don't take their time to comment about them. I would note that the 'advantages' listed in that article don't seem to be any that would benefit the site or forum...
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 64
Views: 14808

Re: Welcome

Wether or not this forum stays as part of xkcd.com, it will continue to be, and always has been "web based".
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

That's a pretty bold statement. How exactly does one quantify a lul in order to determine how many exist in the world. Do we set an expiration date? Are we counting all lulz since the inception of humor? Of course only drug-induced lulz, that goes without saying (which is why I didn't say it). Also...
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

That's a pretty bold statement. How exactly does one quantify a lul in order to determine how many exist in the world. Do we set an expiration date? Are we counting all lulz since the inception of humor?

I need more of the facts before forming a decision.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:29 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: An xkcd comic question
Replies: 6
Views: 1060

Re: An xkcd comic question

Question answered. Locked.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: White Flash Before Sleep
Replies: 39
Views: 8971

Re: White Flash Before Sleep

I think somewhere in the confusion Cheese was allowed to stay. We can't win them all.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

Gordon wrote:Go write a poem about it
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How big of a criminal are you?
Replies: 75
Views: 3568

Re: How big of a criminal are you?

Become one oneself eh.

Ya, better change that to read 'kicked as a fool'.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

Go write a poem about it
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How big of a criminal are you?
Replies: 75
Views: 3568

Re: How big of a criminal are you?

From the other day: (12:49:35 AM) Thesaurus: You're all sheeple (12:50:37 AM) Thesaurus left the room (Kicked by Gordon (Just following orders)) (12:50:55 AM) Gordon: It's what happens when you're a sheeple, no free will And from a moment ago: (8:31:45 PM) Thesaurus: HIppies get +5 to "win the ...
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How big of a criminal are you?
Replies: 75
Views: 3568

Re: How big of a criminal are you?

Don't make me find the logs of the chat where I defend my position on being a sheeple
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How big of a criminal are you?
Replies: 75
Views: 3568

Re: How big of a criminal are you?

Fucking hippie.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 105816

Re: Omegle!

The most disturbing part of that exchange is that they did the wink smiley backwards.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

Everyone listen to the guy with the creepy avatar. And no SDIX, I don't mean me.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 105816

Re: Omegle!

Hi, my name's Gordon. I like driving to get lost and hiking.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Omegle!
Replies: 701
Views: 105816

Re: Omegle!

Because you didn't live up to their expectations, or because they beat you to the punch.
by Gordon
Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: White Flash Before Sleep
Replies: 39
Views: 8971

Re: White Flash Before Sleep

Fuck. Tyrone won the game.
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

Getting caught for drugs sucks. Getting caught for drugs twice sucks even more. Dammit, I might have ruined my whole summer. And not being able to hang out with your best friend because your parents don't trust you with him sucks even more. Dammit. If I can't go to the Metallica concert with him in...
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:23 pm UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: An xkcd comic question
Replies: 6
Views: 1060

Re: An xkcd comic question

Please refrain from commenting on site related inquiries unless you have something to do with the site. Moving to S/F I so davean will take notice, as he would be the one to respond / implement anything.
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Short Story
Replies: 5
Views: 466

Re: Short Story

0.0 wrote:I am marrying my fiance
Good choice.
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20862
Views: 2160964

Re: Postify your facerity

But but, I've changed so much. Instead of sloping it up the middle I now do it slightly to the right.

That's right ladies, tell your friends.


I'll take another pictures on of these days when I have a real camera.
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20862
Views: 2160964

Re: Postify your facerity

If fids really knew me she would know that I would not have an animal.
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20862
Views: 2160964

Re: Postify your facerity

Spoiler:
Image


High lighted portion is where my head was in the last picture.
by Gordon
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20862
Views: 2160964

Re: Postify your facerity

Fids:

Spoiler:
Image
by Gordon
Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: "Dancing"
Replies: 21
Views: 1282

Re: "Dancing"

Part 4 in our 10 part series of how to stay a virgin:
3fj wrote:do what I do and keep a drink in your hands at all times whilst on the sidelines.


Part 1 in our 1 part series of how to be a creeper:
3fj wrote:do what I do and keep a drink in your hands at all times whilst on the sidelines.
by Gordon
Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:17 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Waterloo Region Meet: xkcTea - When will the next one be?
Replies: 612
Views: 152857

Re: Waterloo Region Meet: xkcTea - When will the next one be?

I think it's more up to the birthday girl. But yes, I think we're all down for hanging outs
by Gordon
Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20862
Views: 2160964

Re: Postify your facerity

So I went out to the bar last night and ran into the wrong guy. Thankfully someone had their camera so I have something to take to police... after the wounds heal...

Spoiler:
Image
by Gordon
Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:34 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Waterloo Region Meet: xkcTea - When will the next one be?
Replies: 612
Views: 152857

Re: Waterloo Region Meet: xkcTea - When will the next one be?

What are you doing for your birthday? London meetup ftw?
by Gordon
Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:31 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Authentication Notice
Replies: 3
Views: 853

Re: Authentication Notice

OH YA

Forgot I put my pictures behind that when people at work starting trying to find "good ones" for me to use at work. Probably ok for me to take that off now.
by Gordon
Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:28 am UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: This is the way you run this place?
Replies: 4
Views: 1519

Re: This is the way you run this place?

Here is the portion I read:
FayeKane wrote:Perhaps I'm overly sensitive, but I don't like the word "hate"
[me]:[...] I mean, WTF??


You don't like the word hate, but you're ok with the word fuck.

Well I hate fucking hypocrites.

Also, good job Meaux.
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28290
Views: 2452469

Re: Rant Thread

Dear Mum. Why the crap did you send me a card with a heartfelt message about brushing my teeth and seeing a dentist regularly? I really thought it was going to be a cheque donation to my charity walk , but I guess I needed disney princess stickers more. TOOL. Here's a tip for all you web designers ...
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Waterloo Region Meet: xkcTea - When will the next one be?
Replies: 612
Views: 152857

Re: Waterloo Region Meet: xkcTea - When will the next one be?

I dislike how this thread is no longer especially for me.

Everyone likes to feel special, that includes bananas.
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Site/Forum issues
Topic: Small Bug In Forum Search?
Replies: 28
Views: 6144

Re: Small Bug In Forum Search?

I tried searching for this thread and got the following error: The following words in your search query were ignored because they are too common words: this thread. You must specify at least one word to search for. Each word must consist of at least 3 characters and must not contain more than 14 cha...
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: guys growing long hair
Replies: 58
Views: 3223

Re: guys growing long hair

A Metallic - Sex God?

A Metal Sex - God?

I'll be here all week.
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2052952

Re: Confessional Lead- Something weighing on your mind?

Confession: Thanks to the continuing efforts of RG, my sig keeps growing in awesomeness.
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13176
Views: 1182634

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that I can get 32oz beers for $6 (SIX FUCKING DOLLARS) at the restaurant / bar directly between my work and my home every Monday.
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14353
Views: 1074034

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

CVSoul wrote:[...]Pretty much anything dangerous or irresponsible is manly.[...]If a man jumps out of a plane with a bag of guns instead of a parachute, that's manly, but it doesn't make him any less of an idiot.

Depends how far off the ground the plane is.
by Gordon
Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 279011

Re: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions

rrwoods wrote:
zug wrote:I am reasonable, and will refrain from potentially offending people who may be offended

This turns your whole post from being red and spiky and into being white and fluffy. A lot of people don't do this, and it sucks.

Red and spikey... LIKE A FOX?!

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