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by Klapaucius
Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Filter Compilation
Replies: 11
Views: 1011

Re: awesomification Compilation

|Erasmus| wrote:Some poor mod has appeared to fail epically with regards to their taxonomological accuracy...

baby fish are not kittens, baby lobsters are!
Actually, most lobsters are just hairless otters.
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90179
Views: 9107292

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

I just saw a commercial with a guy talking about a thing, and then the guy said, "I'll explain more after this break", and then ANOTHER UNRELATED COMMERCIAL played, and then the commercial resumed. Commercial trees. I just can't live in this world anymore I don't need this fucking world I...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

I just saw a commercial with a guy talking about a thing, and then the guy said, "I'll explain more after this break", and then ANOTHER UNRELATED COMMERCIAL played, and then the commercial resumed.

Commercial trees. I just can't live in this world anymore
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:55 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Dungeons and Dragons (and other tabletop RPGs)
Replies: 2120
Views: 424785

Re: Dungeons and Dragons (and other tabletop RPGs)

Are there any races that are playable, and naturally grow to Gargantuan size? Because I want my next character to be a 50-foot rogue. -14 to Hide and Move Silently, but once I pump all my skill points and feats into boosting those above +1.

It'll be a terrible character, yeah, but an amazing one.
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1719315

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that I use the word hate waaay too much, because someone has called attention to it by prancing about my posts and changing it to one of various synonyms.
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stephen Colbert and xkcd
Replies: 43
Views: 5457

Re: Stephen Colbert and xkcd

Can I get two more weeks to finish this screenplay? Password Justice. All Canuck tale. hope they're getting a fair bit of political currency. What this weren't ain't a damn thing, aren't they? But if. Only where the ducks are used to me. Otherwise a shaking a porpoise a dolphin and everyone left al...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:44 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Super Smash Bros.
Replies: 1074
Views: 87044

Re: Super Smash Bros.

The rules I play with are no items, five stock, seven or eight minute timer. That's in Melee, as I no longer play Brawl. I just couldn't take the lack of wavedashing, the even worse balance issues, the total BS known as tripping, the messed up jumping, and the magnetic ledges anymore. There are onl...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:27 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Good Shows/Movies You'd Never Heard Of
Replies: 30
Views: 3817

Re: Good Shows/Movies You'd Never Heard Of

Movies: Man Bites Dog . Documentary about a French hitman (although "hitman" is used more like "serial killer who takes money off the corpse) who goes about offing random people in shamefully hilarious ways, philosophizing, and generally stretching how much you can hate a protagonist ...
by Klapaucius
Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1719315

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that some hardcore D&D player made a race with a ton of detail in the homebrew section of the Dungeons and Dragons wiki that are called the Vespians and are humanoids made of bees.

I know what character I'm playing from now on
by Klapaucius
Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:48 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: D&D - Non-standard party dynamics
Replies: 22
Views: 3393

Re: D&D - Non-standard party dynamics

If I can stretch the definition of "non-standard party" to include "party made of non-standard characters": in a few days, our party is getting together for a new campaign, and everyone is creating new characters because we've got some people playing for the first time. I'm going...
by Klapaucius
Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:25 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Watchmen - Spoilers like a Psychic Undersea Gargant!
Replies: 719
Views: 74240

Re: I am joyous. (Watchmen.)

... It is a damn good book, but it's hugely overhyped. Especially so on xkcd, for some reason. It's not even close to being as intelligent, deep, and most especially original as a lot of people claim it is. But if all the comics you've read are Spiderman and Action Comics, I guess it would seem lik...
by Klapaucius
Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90179
Views: 9107292

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I hate that I like how hickies feel , even if I can't allow myself to get them because I hate the marks. But that's what's so weird!! It doesn't feel like he's giving me a hickey! I don't feel that "hickey sucking." Just the feel goodness of kisses on the neck! It's as if they magically a...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:42 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Physics Quip
Replies: 16
Views: 3235

Re: Physics Quip

A cop pulls over a car and walks up to the driver-side window. He looks in and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you're going?"
Heisenberg smiles and says, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
by Klapaucius
Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Were a lot of great programmers early readers?
Replies: 24
Views: 2928

Re: Were a lot of great programmers...

Actually, no, I'm doesn't.
by Klapaucius
Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Watchmen - Spoilers like a Psychic Undersea Gargant!
Replies: 719
Views: 74240

Re: I am sad. (Watchmen.)

mosc wrote:The Superbowl trailer looked pretty good to me...

Not sure how the movie will turn out but certainly the visual style seems to be SMACK on. I can't wait for all the ways they come up with to avoid showing Manhattan's junk.
I can't wait for the action figure, and the resulting controversy.
by Klapaucius
Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Beyond what, I wonder? A tortoise. Everyone knows that it's tortoises all the way down. EDIT: I think that "There's an app for that" is the best meme so far this year. It works for everything. "Cas I haz cheezburger?" " There's an app for that. " "I want to be the...
by Klapaucius
Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stephen Colbert and xkcd
Replies: 43
Views: 5457

Re: Stephen Colbert and xkcd

4=5 wrote:For a second I forgot that people can do bot impressions, it was a weird second.
There were one of us at some points. Remember, you said that about trains. You can't take it back again.

I love the number seven. What's your name?
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Google Trends has made me lose faith in people
Replies: 28
Views: 3822

Re: Google Trends has made me lose faith in people

Once I was working on something on a computer with a (probably stoned at the time) friend, and she forgot Google's address, so she clicked the button on the toolbar to go to Google, typed "google" in, and then went to the first result, which was Google. Then she realized what just happened...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

...Did you just diss something with Alton Brown in it? You can't be serious. That's...You don't say bad things about Alton Brown! He has been kind of a dick lately on Iron Chef America. I'm pretty sure he's following the path of Bill Nye, going from wondrous super-professor (when his show was going...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Prosthetic Arms Are Go
Replies: 48
Views: 4737

Re: Prosthetic Arms Are Go

The way I see it, in a decade or two we're going to have Wi-Fi/RFID chips in our brain that allow us to interface with electronics, like cyborg limbs attached to your body and like that robotic drink server across the room. Full Internet access will let us bring up Wikipedia in a floating window in ...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90179
Views: 9107292

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I shouldn't scan thread titles so much. I managed to smash two into each other to get: "North Korea in KKK garb outside Westminster Dog Show" which admittedly makes about as much sense as PETA doing the same thing. Also my first thought to the SB discussion about Drugs Testing on Criminia...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

How about the commercials that make you remember their phone number forever? (Actually can't remember any right now.) Or the stupid jingles you start unwillingly singing along to? Or commercials that do both, putting the phone number in the stupid jingle. 1-800-SAFE-AUTO pick up the phone the call ...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 32891

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

You can always cut yourself with it. Not for emoness, for blood rituals and the like.

The ability to make one person per day (chosen at random out of everyone in the world) recite the complete works of Nietczhe uncontrollably.
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:17 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Eidos announces "Batman: Arkham Asylum"
Replies: 79
Views: 8763

Re: Eidos announces "Batman: Arkham Asylum"

Jack Saladin wrote:... Nope, they've specifically said it has nothing to do with the book and will be completely different. Apart from the fact it takes place in Arkham Asylum, of course.
Oh, okay. Dave McKean's art would never translate to a videogame anyway.
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90179
Views: 9107292

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I am either going to get the new Animal Collective album, the new TV on the Radio album, or the previous TVotR CD, Return to Cookie Mountain.

The fun part of this is that you get to decide which one I purchase.
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Eidos announces "Batman: Arkham Asylum"
Replies: 79
Views: 8763

Re: Eidos announces "Batman: Arkham Asylum"

It's not based on A Serious House, it just happens to have the same name. It looks like the same premise to me. Joker takes over, releases the inmates, lures Batman there, Batman is forced to play a game of "hide and seek" with the various crazies, and he takes them down one by one. They'...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Eidos announces "Batman: Arkham Asylum"
Replies: 79
Views: 8763

Re: Eidos announces "Batman: Arkham Asylum"

As someone who's read Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth, I'm pretty excited about this. I wonder how faithful they're going to be to the book... considering that most of the villains were reduced to emaciated, gibbering mental patients. It was translated in Game Informer. "I have ...
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1719315

Re: Today I Learned

JayDee wrote:
Quixotess wrote:"Grep" was totally one of the words he used in his code! I have no idea what it does or meant, but it was there!
Grep is totally a word I would have hyperlinkered if I was sobererer.
Is it... related to "grok"?
by Klapaucius
Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stephen Colbert and xkcd
Replies: 43
Views: 5457

Re: Stephen Colbert and xkcd

You probably know more than I do. I can't understand what they hope to accomplish. From a tactical point of view, it seems like sheer madness. Its like someone beating the shit out of you and then offering a band-aid. Who knows, "Whats the worst that could happen" I've met some really coo...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

-KF- wrote:Beyond what, I wonder?
The physical and conceptual boundaries of the universe.
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:36 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Heroes! (No spoiler tags for episodes already aired in US)
Replies: 2377
Views: 155486

Re: Heroes! (No spoiler tags for episodes already aired in US)

SlyReaper wrote:
headprogrammingczar wrote:Another fun question. Suppose Peter takes Ando's power. What would happen if they supercharged each other?


Not a lot, I imagine. They'd probably just be thrown apart like identically charged particles.
Or an infinite recursive loop that causes anyone caught in the crossfire to become God.
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 745933

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

pseudoidiot wrote:Bed Bath & Beyond sells them.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond sells EVERYTHING.

Hence the "Beyond".
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:45 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Most Excellent Gaming Moments
Replies: 331
Views: 41757

Re: Most Excellent Gaming Moments

I beat my friend, who is loads better than I am in Super Smash Bros, when he was Meta-Knight. Large amounts of "YES!" were said. I love beating a friend of about equal skill level when he's using Meta Knight. Its awesome, cos I'm using GANONDORF. Mwahahaha :P Everyone says he's low-tier, ...
by Klapaucius
Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Most Excellent Gaming Moments
Replies: 331
Views: 41757

Re: Most Excellent Gaming Moments

I beat my friend, who is loads better than I am in Super Smash Bros, when he was Meta-Knight. Large amounts of "YES!" were said. I love beating a friend of about equal skill level when he's using Meta Knight. Its awesome, cos I'm using GANONDORF. Mwahahaha :P Everyone says he's low-tier, ...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: xkcdian Tarot Major Arcana
Replies: 11
Views: 917

Re: xkcdian Tarot Major Arcana

The Page would be the Classhole, wouldn't he?

And there would have to be a Zombie Feynman card.
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1719315

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that size three text is invisible. Okay, not today, but recently. You can write whole books and still no-one would see it. This post is a good example of this. Only when quoting, will it's secret be reviled. But then again, you have already figured this out, because otherwise you wo...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is your name an anagram of?
Replies: 384
Views: 53092

Re: What is your name an anagram of?

A Wanly Elfin Smile
Wifely Linen Salami
I Flail My Weasel Inn
Nay, Female, I Will Sin
A New Lily Semifinal
Finally: Swine Email
Win Elfin Lye Salami
Wily Feline Animals
Fail: Mewl Asininely
I Sinewy Elfin Llama
Menially Slain Wife
Win In A Silly Female
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Replies: 69
Views: 7485

Re: Star Wars: The Clone Wars

ftlist wrote:star wars , my favorite movie .
You haven't seen Blade Runner, have you?
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Watchmen - Spoilers like a Psychic Undersea Gargant!
Replies: 719
Views: 74240

Re: I am sad. (Watchmen.)

...and all future spinoffs and sequels Don't give them any ideas! Seriously, if they make a Watchmen 2, I will dedicate every waking moment to destroying them. I would, however, be OK with a campy Saturday morning cartoon show. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Watchmenbabies.png That w...

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