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by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stephen Colbert and xkcd
Replies: 43
Views: 5526

Re: Stephen Colbert and xkcd

Nah, you just stab one of them. Based on their reactions, you know who the liar is. That's the guy yelling "Holy crap, you totally didn't just stab me and I'm definitely not bleeding to death, and you're not a sociopath!" If only you had been involved in that episode of Samurai Jack. Mayb...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wizards and sorcerers
Replies: 27
Views: 1687

Re: Wizards and sorcerers

Due to the armor causing spell failure, you're better off going Fighter/Cleric. Unless you're not running around in full plate. If you're one of those Archer types - wearing leather, hanging in the back, out-arching the Ranger - then yeah, Fighter/Sorcerer or Fighter/Wizard could work... could bein...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stephen Colbert and xkcd
Replies: 43
Views: 5526

Re: Stephen Colbert and xkcd

The Colbert Report has Writers and Interns - both of whom adore the interroworld. Stephen Colbert visiting the forum is ... eh, who knows, who cares, but the odds are not so good (He's too busy on the Celebrity Internet anyway), but his writers.. yeah, some might. Isn't the Interroworld the planet ...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stephen Colbert and xkcd
Replies: 43
Views: 5526

Stephen Colbert and xkcd

In the sea kitten thread , it was noted that the "land fish" joke was picked up on in the Colbert Report, and people started wondering if he ever visits the fora. This was dismissed because it's a pretty simple logical leap from one to the other. But on his show last night at the beginning...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wizards and sorcerers
Replies: 27
Views: 1687

Re: Wizards and sorcerers

No, no, no, in the introduction of "Sourcery" clearly states that a wizard is the 8th son of an 8th son. As sourcerer is the 8th son of a wizard it follows that a sourcerer is a wizard squared . If you want to call a sourcerer the cube of something you have to go for "the cube of a c...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wizards and sorcerers
Replies: 27
Views: 1687

Re: Wizards and sorcerers

I still don't know how multiclassing works. By 3.5 rules, would I get a bonus to Charisma for being a sorcerer, would it be added to my current -2 (for being a dwarf or a fighter, I'm not sure which) and thus cancel out... I mean, I won't get any experience penalties, since fighter is my race's fav...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Clever Bot
Replies: 94
Views: 14353

Re: Clever Bot

Eh, I just knew http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html . Igod was pretty decent at times. Wow, you do not want to point two iGods at each other, because one will use a compound answer, and the other will be compelled to answer, and some answers' answers are answered with the original...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wizards and sorcerers
Replies: 27
Views: 1687

Re: Wizards and sorcerers

No, no, no, in the introduction of "Sourcery" clearly states that a wizard is the 8th son of an 8th son. As sourcerer is the 8th son of a wizard it follows that a sourcerer is a wizard squared . If you want to call a sourcerer the cube of something you have to go for "the cube of a c...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Jorge Luis Borges
Replies: 18
Views: 3314

Re: Jorge Luis Borges

ducknerd wrote:"Pierre Menard, Author of Don Quixote" made me feel really weird and unhappy for about an hour. I have no earthly idea why.
I felt the same way. I guess it's the idea that context is irrelevant when you can make any context you want.
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wizards and sorcerers
Replies: 27
Views: 1687

Re: Wizards and sorcerers

A sourcerer is the seventh child of a wizard--a wizard squared. They're very dangerous. I thought that the Discworld had sorcerers and sourcerers, and they were entirely different... Then again, I still haven't gotten around to that particular book. yeah, i know some things about D&D, namely th...
by Klapaucius
Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:47 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?
Replies: 1824
Views: 478910

Re: What are you readioactive now(and other book related stuff)?

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

That is all.
by Klapaucius
Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wizards and sorcerers
Replies: 27
Views: 1687

Wizards and sorcerers

What is the actual difference between the two?

And, for that matter--which one is cooler?
by Klapaucius
Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The difficulties of computer use at my high school
Replies: 48
Views: 3318

Re: The difficulties of computer use at my high school

mochafairy wrote:you poor sap...

I'm not going to tell you how to hack. If you want to figure it out, do it yourself.
Yeah, I hate to say it, but I'm a complete neophyte at this sort of thing. But it shouldn't be hard to figure this out on my own time.

To the internet!
by Klapaucius
Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Most Excellent Gaming Moments
Replies: 331
Views: 42290

Re: Most Excellent Gaming Moments

I played D&D for the first time over the weekend--the campaign lasted from 11 p.m. to noon the next day. No breaks. It was... indescribably badass. My Lvl. 1 dwarf fighter (Klapau Cyanus--"Klapau the Blue") was capable of things I never thought possible, and the course of events led to...
by Klapaucius
Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1749999

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned that Dungeons and Dragons is roughly the greatest thing ever.
by Klapaucius
Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The difficulties of computer use at my high school
Replies: 48
Views: 3318

Re: The difficulties of computer use at my high school

PING.JPG cmd prompt. type "PING" and then the url. It returns an ip. type the IP into the address bar and tada! If comand prompt is blocked, try the run command, or search for it in windows explorer. if windows explorer is blocked, try windows button +e. We also did other stuff to the com...
by Klapaucius
Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I'm starting to wonder why i keep having the un-funny panic attacks. It just seems like my brain can't process fast enough to keep up with the input i'm getting, and then i fall over and start hyperventilating and twitching madly. This is less than awesome. I had one of those the other day. If they...
by Klapaucius
Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Two random thoughts: 1) Music - Yeah, I downloaded some 5 Iron Frenzy because I heard a song or something good about them. Like 6 months later I finally got around to listening to them. It turns out that they're a Christian rock band - bleh. I still haven't gotten around to deleting the music thoug...
by Klapaucius
Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:30 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: PETA Ad Banned From Super Bowl For Being "Too Sexy"
Replies: 70
Views: 7404

Re: PETA Ad Banned From Super Bowl For Being "Too Sexy"

I'd like to save her sea kitten, if you know what I mean Every online post involving hot women or any mention of females will end up with a couple "She can [story-appropriate verb] my [story-appropriate noun] any time" comments. The "I'd like to [story-appropriate verb] her [story-ap...
by Klapaucius
Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Tons of papercraft
Replies: 3
Views: 429

Re: Tons of papercraft

Coach McGuirk rocks. But I can never seem to gather up the will to actually dabble in papercraft. That was one of my favorites too. Home Movies doesn't get enough love, even on the Internet. I picked up an X-Acto knife at the hobby store an hour ago, which means that I have officially invested $2.5...
by Klapaucius
Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:19 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: PETA Ad Banned From Super Bowl For Being "Too Sexy"
Replies: 70
Views: 7404

Re: PETA Ad Banned From Super Bowl For Being "Too Sexy"

I'd like to save her sea kitten, if you know what I mean
by Klapaucius
Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Tons of papercraft
Replies: 3
Views: 429

Tons of papercraft

Cubeecraft. Normally I don't post random links, but nobody's made a thread about this, and I thought it deserved one. Free DIY figurines of everybody from Doctor Thaddeus Venture to Dr. Zoidberg (and parallel universe blue variant) to The Prince of the Cosmos to Darth Vader to Rorschach to Coach Mc...
by Klapaucius
Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The difficulties of computer use at my high school
Replies: 48
Views: 3318

Re: The difficulties of computer use at my high school

The computers at my school all have Firefox downloaded onto them, which is strange because I'm the only one I know who uses it, or even knows what it is. But there is still that annoying-as-hell WebSense that blocked Wikipedia for being a "blog" and even blocked Google for no apparent reas...
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 33253

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

Make a boatload selling fish! The ability to solve a Rubik's Cube exactly .3 seconds slower than the fastest record solve ever. Assuming that that is always the standard, you would keep beating your own record until the time approached 0 and you could solve Rubik's Cubes just by looking at them. Th...
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 33253

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

With the use of a speech-to-text program, you could decipher messages from God.

The power of fish teleportation.
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

If you were a rain puddle, would you think it remarkable that you manage to fit exactly into the hole you lived in, and conclude that the hole must have been designed for you to inhabit?
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3535074

Re: Rant Thread

I like how Mass Effect gives you a choice of what to say in conversations, but the decisions are always very clear cut. I mean, you can clearly see the good, evil and in-between answers. I want to be able to say to the guy who's smuggling goods "I'll help you with this, but I want some credits...
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 33253

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

You could put things on the headphones and teleport them?

Slight invisibility--the ability to achieve 98% opacity
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Torvaun wrote:
Chai Kovsky wrote:@pandercolour Why thank you.
Don't worry, no power in the 'verse can stop you.
Precisely.

Just make sure not to pick up any twigs.
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Chai Kovsky wrote:I would write about how annoying meta articles are. Seriously, I can't stand that shit.
So they cancel each other out... Brilliant!

If I wrote an article about writing about meta articles, how would that turn out?
by Klapaucius
Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I have to write an article for the school newspaper. I need something unusual and interesting to write about--last month I wrote on surviving robot rebellion (yes, it was a motivation in making the thread) and this month I haven't an idea.
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:12 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Raptor Scare in North Carolina
Replies: 44
Views: 14683

Re: Raptor Scare in North Carolina

http://www.news14.com/Default.aspx?ArID=604125 "WILMINGTON - -Drivers got a bit of a surprise Monday morning on one of Wilmington's busiest streets: a caution alert about dinosaurs. An electronic traffic sign on the corner of Independence and Randall parkway displayed "Caution: Raptors Ah...
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: PETA Strikes Again-They Want Fish to be Called 'Sea Kittens'
Replies: 198
Views: 22339

Re: PETA Strikes Again-They Want Fish to be Called 'Sea Kittens'

And speaking of hallucinations and other mental health problems, this seems to be spreading. Mind, a mental health charity / campaign group is currently distributing leaflets saying that you wouldn't call a kitten a weirdo, so you shouldn't say that about someone with mental health problems. It can...
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Clever Bot
Replies: 94
Views: 14353

Re: Clever Bot

This conversation went on for a while, but it got stuck at the end: CB: May I ask you a question? Me: You may or may not CB: I agree that I may Me: Okay CB: Yes Me: What were you going to ask? CB: No Me: Yes! CB: No! Me: Search your feelings, you know it to be true! CB: Yes, master. What are your or...
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 1:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1749999

Re: Today I Learned

The the dampness and scalding heat wasn't a clue then? Luthen has a very unique model of phone. No I was about a metre away so the scalding effect was dampened. Plus it hit the area where I had the double protection of jeans and shirt. Re: My phone. Its a basic Nokia and gets poor reception (in fac...
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Worst Writing on the Internet
Replies: 8
Views: 1509

Re: The Worst Writing on the Internet

jakemaheu wrote:MySpace is probably close to the top.

I've seen my *ahem* colleagues write emails though, and some of them make make want to gouge out my eyes with my own penis.
Film it, there's a market for tht kind of thing.
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1749999

Re: Today I Learned

ACU-LP wrote:The the dampness and scalding heat wasn't a clue then?
It was an LG phone.
by Klapaucius
Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235912

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Cytoplasm wrote:Does anyone know if baking a hot dog would taste yummy?
I'm not sure, but I doubt it. You generally don't hear much love for baked meats.
by Klapaucius
Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.
Replies: 153
Views: 22631

Re: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.

We're being way too artless about this.
Dr. Trey Fidorous in The Raw Shark Texts wrote:Remember "at the end of the day"? That was one of mine.
by Klapaucius
Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: PETA Strikes Again-They Want Fish to be Called 'Sea Kittens'
Replies: 198
Views: 22339

Re: PETA Strikes Again-They Want Fish to be Called 'Sea Kittens'

Some Asshole wrote:I just want to know what they were smoking when they thought calling fish "sea kitten" made any kind of sense at all.
I believe it is called "hallucinogenic land kelp"

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