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by jovialbard
Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

It's Thursday (heretical, outside, yadayada boom-de), and I'm sad 'cause it's the one weekday with neither a new comic or a what-if. Can someone come up with a special name for Thursdays, preferably SFW as well as free of chirpish mustardy words? :cry: How about Heavyday. 'cause it's a day where we...
by jovialbard
Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Make cookies while you work doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo
by jovialbard
Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

yappobiscuits wrote:Happy 800 HES! (Posts, not bodies in the basement... I hope)
Spoiler:
Image


Hmm, that cupcake appears to be intact... then what is the hamster eati... OMR YOU MONSTER!

eta: bodies, he's eating the bodies
by jovialbard
Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: Seaish Ketchup

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/91011134/OTT/the_difference.png I'm not sure which character is doing the screaming Not to imply that we enjoy such pun-ishment http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing004.gif Awesomeful! Somehow I managed to split the Outsider half of the stick figure ...
by jovialbard
Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

summer food
busy wipend, ah
ketchup

(an attempt at an actual haiku-
su-m-mer foo-d
bu-sy wi-p-e-nd, ah
ke-t-ch-u-p
note the use of on instead of syllables, the season word summer, and the cutting word "ah"
did I do that right?)
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

1. engage in activity for enjoyment and recreation rather than a serious or practical purpose.
2. take part in (a sport).

Punning is both making something fun instead of serious and it is generally engaged in competitively. So I think "play on words" works just fine.
by jovialbard
Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

TheMinim wrote:
mscha wrote:FUCKONGS...


...

I have a dirty mind...

Let us not debate over Burma Shave or Panther Salve. Where's the hose? *looks around*


Is there a not dirty way to interpret that? Newpixbot, please! Behave yourself!
by jovialbard
Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Lot's of nice smilies from yappo! (Don't worry, I don't think they're just thumbnails *glares at the god particle*) On an unrelated note, re: the second charlie_grumbles incident and it's aftershocks: They say that Time quenches all flames. But without time what water lies in the depths of our bucke...
by jovialbard
Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: Feel the wrath of the PUNSAW!

Hmm... well then, I think you could use an actual custom one! http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=39451 Either you have too much time on your hands, or you're skilled enough to make those in a .giffy *awaits punsaw* http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=37186 I think you're safe, I me...
by jovialbard
Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
Views: 53176401

Re: Feel the wrath of the PUNSAW!

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/smiley712/smiley-violent006.gif Hehe, did you make that smiley yourself? It looks too appropriate for a pun-followed-by-chainsaw-attack smiley to have just been found on the interbobs... I actually found it via Google...goes to show that the interbibble is full o...
by jovialbard
Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

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by jovialbard
Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

My OTTherComics keep getting sketchier. I'm not sure what's the cause of this. Here's a new one, via http://xkcd.com/1101/ : http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=39429&mode=view Hah, this brought a huge smile to my face. Although I think Chirp-Tent and Chirp-Shack sound waaaaaay creepier...
by jovialbard
Wed Aug 21, 2013 2:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: Nooo not the chainsaw!

Eternal Density wrote:Lucky needs to lose some wait.


Really??? You mean it's possible to have too much wait for it?

This molpy's going doooooown
by jovialbard
Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Puzzle puzzled : for OTT, after we of a fate for to meet for to rime we were to wait fora metaframe of time Thanks: To whoever figured out the first line of puzzle 4 and the coordinates Thanks to Mx. Red (the color on my screen in google docs) who helped solve the ancillary puzzle There may ...
by jovialbard
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Progressive puzzlement:
Spoiler:
water to water
two afoot fare
a meteor
a me-owie!
a wowtree rare
(and two I's in the same square???)
by jovialbard
Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

intheshax puzzle edit: there's probably a better way to do this... :) Ooh - It's weird to be looking at this while you are editing - I feel like a voyeur. Glad that you're doing it though! I'm drawn in by this puzzle, but don't have the time to do it properly. Good on ya, intheshax, for putting thi...
by jovialbard
Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

intheshax puzzle

edit: there's probably a better way to do this... :) (Just collecting it in one place, I don't have anything useful yet...)
by jovialbard
Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Neil_Boekend wrote:
waveney wrote:Another one...

Spoiler:


Humans are also way better at drinking beer.


A certain bending robotbender would take offense to that :)

benderfictional
by jovialbard
Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: Blindpost from NP1337

HES wrote:
Earthling on Mars wrote:redundant
Spoiler:
Image
trolling_yappo.png

molpyrolled_ideas.png

no no, I'm not falling for that one...


Beware the blue spoiler!
by jovialbard
Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Molpying up to a fire alarm test :x I did notice ChronosDragon used the term "mid-west" to describe going from California to Utah. When you're west of that North/South line of the eastern borders of Montana, Wyoming, Colorado and New Mexico; you're in the "West" (at least until ...
by jovialbard
Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Views: 53176401

Re: 1190: "Time"

Time was clearly a flip-e-book :D
Or maybe it was a speed comic (once per hour is pretty darn fast for a comic)
Or maybe it was a temporal image
Or maybe it was a changy internet thingy

See I can't even get a consensus with myself :)
by jovialbard
Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

the Rules of Thermodynamics. Colloquially translatable as: 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even. 3) You can't get out of the Game. And each of the major philosophies is based on the negation of one of these rules. Capitalism is based on the idea that you can win. Socialism is based on the idea...
by jovialbard
Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Since when did newpixbot post 12 minutes after the hour, not that I'm not grateful for his postings on this slow wipend days.
by jovialbard
Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I wanna feel that sweet sweet Time in my veins man!
by jovialbard
Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I feel like a crack addict... are we addicted to crack?

No, No, Time is just one of those gateway drugs I've been warned about, the crack will come later. Hey, anybody want to try some crack?
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Also, the coordinates in puzzle 3 don't fit in either the sudoku in puzzle 1 or the sentances in puzzle 4. (3,3) in 3 is k, which is a single letter word in 4. That doesn't seem right. In 1 (3,3) is either where the I is or if you do count from the bottom left then (4,1) is a E in puzzle 1, but a y ...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I was going to say that computer people count from the top left, but (1,6)(6,1) would give you TT then, which doesn't seem to be a word...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: OTP? N. *A*TP? M. AP. OK.

(5,5)(5,9)(9,1) (5,9)(2,3)(4,7), (1,5)(5,5)(9,9)(6,3)(9,1) (1,1)(6,3) (5,9)(5,5) (3,3) (5,5)(3,3)(2,3)(8,7) (4,1)(4,5)(7,7) (1,6)(6,1) (2,2)(8,7)(6,3)(8,2) (6,8)(6,1)(9,1) (3,7)(5,9) (7,7)(1,9)(8,9)(8,7) (3,6)(6,3) (3,6)(8,7)(6,6)(6,3) (7,5)(2,5) (3,6)(3,3)(8,8)(6,5) (6,8)(2,5)(6,6)(1,5) (9,3)(8,7)...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

:lol: My wife just sent me a gchat that said "ugh" and I almost replied "steambottle?"
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

{P1342} It's obvious that we haven't had the brains we have now from the emergence of life on the planet. Therefore our brains must have grown and changed as we became multicellular, mammalian, homo whatever, ... The features of our brains that we think we have now weren't and then were. Some peopl...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I overlooked Time at first. I think it was a week or so in that I found out about it. I was trying to search for a history of time and I found the wiki and the link to geekwagon, which I used as my viewer from the sandcastle days. I saw some weird things on the wiki and eventually found the thread a...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Are we even pretending to stay on topic anymore? Oh good point, maybe I should ottify some Avenue Q. "The Internet is for Threads", or "Everyone's a Little Bit Papist", or "If You Won't Stay"... ... or "OTTenfruede" ... ... or "What Do You Do With a BA i...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I'm really curious as to what that youtube video might be. But I'm too scared to click it after what you just said.. I'm at work. Anybody less scared than me? It's from Avenue Q. Yeah, probably NSFW. Many moons ago I was designing a resdential optical broadband system - we (the engineers) suggested...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I'm really curious as to what that youtube video might be. But I'm too scared to click it after what you just said.. I'm at work. Anybody less scared than me? It's from Avenue Q. Yeah, probably NSFW. Unless you have headphones. If your speakers are on and turned up to full volume then yeah, nsfw. I...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

<snip>you're basically forcing people to admit to their families/partners that they watch porn. Which hardly anyone would be comfortable doing. Chirping nanny state *sigh* Everyone, I want you to know... I sometimes watch porn. Now I've told my wife... and... we'll make it through I think. It'll al...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

<snip>you're basically forcing people to admit to their families/partners that they watch porn. Which hardly anyone would be comfortable doing. Chirping nanny state *sigh* Everyone, I want you to know... I sometimes watch porn. Now I've told my wife... and... we'll make it through I think. It'll al...
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

I could make things worse and start engaging in punditry...

Also, has anyone invoked Blitzus Annoyus since I declared it on newpage *I don't feel like looking it up*?
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Everyone run, BlitzGirl has gone PsychOTTic!
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
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Re: 1190: "Time"

Hmm... so now we're doing ottifications of ottifications of otthercomics? This really could go on forever...

Also, groan
by jovialbard
Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107474
Views: 53176401

Re: Blind-Post NP1325

... I just call myself a sad molpy whenever I feel wolpyish and sad.... Well, here are some thoughts of sad wolpies. NSFW! NSFW! Will cause fits of uncontrollable laughter that may result in odd looks! Holding... on... desperately "No I'm not having a seizure Dave, it's just... um... mopey wol...

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