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by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025784

Re: Vending machine!

you get telekinesis.
i put in a balloon.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479130

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but now you're stuck in a time-portal that repeats the same 2 events over and over.
I wish i had a gyro.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:19 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Teachers that cannot teach
Replies: 473
Views: 69415

Re: Teachers that cannot teach

I had a freshman english teacher who not only couldn't teach, but was an idiot. The school had messed up my scheduling when i was enrolled in high school, and i was stuck in remedial classes. Basically, they had me repeat the eighth grade [8th grade honors = 9th grade remedial] and then in 10th grad...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1757317

Re: Hugs!

*midnight hugs*
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1195970

Re: Ban the person above you

banned because you aren't tripping with me.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9226745

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Dropping g's sounds like a euphemism for any kind of drug-doing. [if it makes you feel better, i never use g's, really. So i guess i should have typed " droppin' ", and " doin' ".]

Also, southern accents are hawt.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1050796

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

capslock
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:39 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Online Differentiator
Replies: 13
Views: 7366

Re: Online Differentiator

NathanielJ wrote:http://calc101.com/webMathematica/derivatives.jsp

Pretty much all you'll ever need. It even teaches you how it did it as it goes.



That's the most amazing thing ever. If only i had known when i was taking calculus.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1195970

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because your avatar makes me feel like i'm tripping.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Religion
Replies: 2000
Views: 185865

Re: Religion

Religion in itself is not evil or bad, but how people sometimes treat it is. Religion shouldn't be forced on other people, but the same thing can be said about atheism. Secondly, religion should only be used as answer to "why?" not "how?". It's amazing that some Americans even n...
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479130

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I would totally corrupt the previous wish, but seeing as how someone decided to go on and have a conversation and not make a wish, I won't. Instead, I'll get this topic back on track.

I wish I had a pair of shoes, in my size, in every color.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133264

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^resorted to tacos, must be mexican
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025784

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Charles Manson's self portrait.
I put in a roll of carpet.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0508: "Drapes"
Replies: 196
Views: 61768

Re: "Drapes" Discussion

I think the upholstery would be arm/leg hair.. that makes the most sense to me.

This reminds me of a story a friend told about an old, senile, Ukrainian neighbor. She answers the door naked sometimes, and my friend ended the tale with "and, yes, the carpet matches the drapes."
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133264

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^used inverted sentence formation, has to be a loner-poet
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025784

Re: Vending machine!

you get a betta fish
i put in a lolcat
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insta-Lib Game
Replies: 25
Views: 2355

Re: Insta-Lib Game

Mitchel traipsed, groping in the dark as the hardcore music blared in the back of the venue. "Where's the fucking toilet?" he screamed over the baseline.

New words:

lick, pinch, whip and erect
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133264

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^Aggressive for no reason, therefore is has a god-complex. Also, doesn't know the definition of stereotype.
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025784

Re: Vending machine!

You get a dead pony
I put in 7 pieces of hair
by josephoenix
Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133264

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^ has an anime-related avatar, so is obviously either: a) a girl who likes gay men or b) a guy who likes gay women

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