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by BlueCrab
Sat May 03, 2014 11:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Today's othercomic tells me we need to put an OTT Monster's Manual in the Wiki. Entries from this wip: On np 1906, Description: Basement (huge monster) and now the xkcd phone The reason that particular case bothered me is because the wolpy's owner was walking the dog on-leash, saw the family of rapt...
by BlueCrab
Sat May 03, 2014 5:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Oh, wipend. Well, I could post some things I've been trying to find Time for. image.jpg And, apropos of... well, Time, I suppose; xkcd, anyway... Driving along today, I passed a field of tall grass with several Canada geese in it. Just up against the sidewalk were a couple of the geese and several ...
by BlueCrab
Sat May 03, 2014 2:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: Unmolpish. : (

Our hot water heater had to be replaced not long ago, and we'd have replaced it with a tankless unit if this neighborhood had gas lines. (Denizens of civilized areas: add the lack of gas lines to your understanding of the Cueballness of suburban sprawl in the US.) Hell-o Blue Crab; I feel like stic...
by BlueCrab
Sat May 03, 2014 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ack, I'm almost in the Present! Noooooo! This means I'll only be able to read a couple of posts at a Time :cry: I suppose I could go poke around the Wiki. Or start reading all of the OTT I haven't read before. Or play Q04B... Yes. Yes what? No, Exactlywatt! :D Ain't Uncle Shelby great? For np 1924's...
by BlueCrab
Thu May 01, 2014 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Once, an OTTer, weak and weary from a blitz with eyes all bleary pondering newpages quaint and curious. She could not withdraw. While upon the leopard tapping, images of cats recapping suddenly her mind was snapping - snapping as had ne'er before. "'Tis but jest", she muttered. "Noth...
by BlueCrab
Thu May 01, 2014 5:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: Unmolpish. : (

And our lovely county building commission makes you get a permit to install a water heater--$150!!! Bastards! :shock: For an essential home appliance? Idiots. There are many more effective ways of nickel-and-dime-ing the populace, like charging nickels and dimes for starters... I want a tankless wa...
by BlueCrab
Thu May 01, 2014 2:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ran out of ketchup, have to mash some more tomatoes... mrob27, knitting: ...I play (Q04B) for a few dozen moves at a time, or when I'm bored I might go for 5 minutes. It's like knitting. Can one be addicted to knitting? Yes, of course. Any behaviour can be addictive (for suitably...
by BlueCrab
Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Yeah, at least Charlie Brown has three strands of hair. And other people around him are differently-haired, too. Caillou's the only one in his world who's bald; even the neighbor with the gold tooth is only bald ing , not bald entirely. Caillou's also the only one wearing short sleeves and shorts, ...
by BlueCrab
Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Isn't defensive psi an armour type in SMAC? See? It's all related! (What's SMAC? I played DnD for a few yips and I have a GURPS manual for Discworld, but other than that I'm clueless.) Also, involuntary coma isn't a victory. It can be an even worse enemy than procrastination itself! I didn't say it...
by BlueCrab
Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

( See TV Tropes ) (Wait, don't! ) Hmm, what's this huge text drawing my attention towards? ... *get's distracted* See, that's why I didn't link it. This way, if you become the victim of a Procrastination I'm not responsible :P Rule number one: don't break the rules. Rule number two: if you do break...
by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

I've tried counting sheep as an insomnia cure, but instead of counting multiple sheep each jumping a fence in turn, my brain makes it one sheep jumping back and forth over the fence, while the other sheep gather around and watch as it jumps higher and higher. Ah, I see you've known real sheep! For ...
by BlueCrab
Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: HOW IS REDUNDANCY FORMED? HOW ᓭᘖᔭᓄᐨ GET BUFFYHATTED?

...I've been lurking and making notes for replies while doing Outside stuff, but this! :shock: A few years ago I came home from a holiday picnic/party and the house alarm was beeping... Holy ch*rping mustard! I... You... What a horrific... Deep breath. Wow, ggh, I almost had a heart attack reading t...
by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Q04B update: the tiles melded into the correct new tile, and they functioned properly the whole time except for the picture.

My favorite ribbit of all:
Spoiler:
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Michigan J. Frog singing “Hello My Baby”
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by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 22, 2014 6:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Possible Q04B mustard report: missing tile picture? image.jpg No wowtree picture on the tiles. iPhone 4S, I've been using a pattern but I've made enough mistakes and exceptions that it can probably be considered random. My pocket brain's been a little glitchy lately, the mustard could be...
by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

(Wool-molpy counting: Yan, Tan, Tethra, Methera, Pip, Azer, Sezar) It's weird that I wasn't the one to mention that one, since that's a woolpy counting method specific to my area. I didn't even know woolpies could count. You've never heard of counting sheep? :P One of the very few bits of Cumbric t...
by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Ein, zwei, drei, vier , fünf, sechs, seben Count from 1 to 7 in a language you know. Wool-molpy counting Yan Tan Tethra Methera Pip Azer Sezar BEST GRAPHIC STORY (552 ballots) (snip) “Time” by Randall Munroe (XKCD) In the game Pocket God you can set things up so that you can draw rainbows across th...
by BlueCrab
Mon Apr 21, 2014 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Phew! I just spent 2 solid dips, 20 nopix total, sewing Easter dresses for my grand daughters. (So gorgeous that I was going to spoiler a picture here, but the file won't load! :x ) Ketchup, horseradish, and Dijon, please! Off-topic responses to sbn, Aluisio, ggh: Stories are hard to write. They cha...
by BlueCrab
Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Schrödinger's Gingercat has escaped from the Experiments Box once more! Ha! At last I resume my Blitz... There's an Experiments Box in the basement? :shock: Alas, I am as yet unsure whether I am alive, or have simply thought myself back into being from an unalive state. I don't know that there's an...
by BlueCrab
Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Molpy down, good-nip all!

Possibly nsfw meowlpy pic:
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Stripes in an un-characteristic moment of repose
by BlueCrab
Mon Apr 14, 2014 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

That's a fully grown ostrich in front of our 1 year old giraffe. You own a giraffe? :shock: Sorry about that, no! :lol: See my location? I'm a Connecticut Yankee in Virginia; although I've lived here in the Norfolk/Virginia Beach area for over half my life, I disclaim it as my home. The Virginia Zo...
by BlueCrab
Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

waveney wrote:As of half an hour ago I am a Grandad. :shock:

Woohoo, congratulations!!! Grandkids are the best :D

Baby picture:
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Va zoo April 2014

That's a fully grown ostrich in front of our 1 year old giraffe. She was almost 6 feet tall this time last year, I estimate she's 10 or 11 feet now
by BlueCrab
Fri Apr 11, 2014 2:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

So's your face! Maybe we should call him Caillou instead of Cueball? (Caillou means ‘pebble’ in (Canadian?) French; it's the name of the title character of a Canadian children's cartoon - he's a little boy who is, inexplicably, completely bald.) No ... sews your face. http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata...
by BlueCrab
Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

To be honest, Kapiti wasn't my first choice for this photo. I was pretty sure that I had an empty container of Killinchy Gold in the House, but I couldn't find it. It's not quite as delicious in my opinion, but I find the packaging hilarious, because at first glance it appears to be the dessert for...
by BlueCrab
Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: For Blue Crab

I hope Little Bear feels molpish again soon! image.jpg First reaction: wow, ggh sure found that 200 cake quickly! Second reaction: and it's got a crab on it, too, I wonder what...? Third reaction: that's a thermometer and, hey, I have those foam figures floating around my house, too! Excellent, ggh...
by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

200 posts, Cake for Everymolpy! image.jpg From Cake Wrecks (Note: this website is dedicated to puns, puns, mustard jokes, and puns, and may be offensive and/or addictive :P ) ucim, you ninja'd my stream-crossing comment! Great minds, xer :D (Little Bear has a virus with a miserable fever, but I'll b...
by BlueCrab
Mon Apr 07, 2014 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: ENAP: 1 so far

BlitzGirl wrote:I knew an odd Cueball who inserted a pricklymolp. His brain must be pulp, he inserted a pricklymolp?
He inserted the pricklymolp to catch the amoeba.
I don't know why he inserted the amoeba...Mrrr gblghx.



:P
by BlueCrab
Sat Apr 05, 2014 2:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Oops! At the top of my intended post on the post-scarcity question I mentioned that I sigged ggh's advice on flavor enhancement, but I put the post aside in favor of rearranging the universe the furniture.

So a belated note to ggh - I sigged your quote!
by BlueCrab
Sat Apr 05, 2014 12:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: IS IT CAN BE WOTTERMOLPY TIEM NAO PLEES?

Not to put a damper on things, but this is an excellent example of a discussion that would be great to start as a new thread in Serious Business ("SB") if you're interested more in the moral/political analysis, or in Science if you're interested more in the scientific analysis, such as th...
by BlueCrab
Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

(I'm not dead yet!) Outside interference this wip, soooo much Outside interference :? (I feel happy!) Thanks for the compliments on ‘I knew an Old Lady’, it's one of my favorite ‘ewwwww, I wish I hadn't thought about what that song is really saying.’ songs, along with ‘I'm Bringing Home a Baby Bumbl...
by BlueCrab
Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: Hotdog Vendor's Decree

I was mulling over what the prankster should gift on the 5th day of April (trebuchet or raftcastle?) when I suddenly found the following OTTification pretty much fully formed in my head: With apologies to the late, great Pete Seeger (1919-2014) I Knew an Old Lady I knew an old lady who swallowed a f...
by BlueCrab
Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Wow, haven't done this in a while - incoming firstpost bump! Hi Saposhiente! Welcome to the OTT, thanks for coming in :D It's always great to see a new poster, have you been lurking long? Saposhiente's firstpost is in re the Sadness; spoilered for your options ;) Bullying means someone wid power doe...
by BlueCrab
Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: In "It's All RELATED" News

The powder or ink is applied with a small cloth ball or sack of a very, um, testicular shape. It's not mustard, it's related!* *I'm so glad you're staying, too :D Everymolpy was incredibly kind and sweet and welcoming when I came back up into the light, and I wasn't even here much in the first plac...
by BlueCrab
Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Where'd Mrs. Mobteesboos go? Am I even spelling that right at all?
by BlueCrab
Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: In "It's All RELATED" News

Leaving workH todip, there was already someone on the elevator, so I neglected to look at the buttons, assuming we were already going to 'G.' I was wrong, of course, and ended up in the basement. For the second time recently. Luckily, there's an escalator down there, so I molpied right out! A ha! S...
by BlueCrab
Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

I don't think it's silly at all, Sciscitor. Kieryn and I were discussing when we met up in NYC a few weeks ago that this thread changed our lives . I know so many OTTers have said the same thing here before. I miss you xuys when I'm in the basement. I think about you every single day . And when I c...
by BlueCrab
Tue Mar 25, 2014 7:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Slinches, one of your cousins in our reef tank celebrated today by coming out of hiding for the first time in mips! image.jpg It's a dove snail - they're the ninjas of the reef tank. They spend most of their time under the sand, and when they rise there's no warning - you happen to notice that there...
by BlueCrab
Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:32 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

Happy Temporversary OTTers! Was that of your own design or did you get that from me? I got it from you, it was one of the first things I saw when I stumbled up out of the basement :D :arrow: Do Not Open This Door Under Any Circumstances - BlueCrab The issue with a sign is that there is almost nothin...
by BlueCrab
Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

My wipend of freedom is effectively at an end, so very quickly: I'm so glad to be here with all of you, especially on the Timeversary in our little cove of self-madness. I'll be here, but Little Bear is ever more active ;) and Spring has sprung. (Park? Go park?) In other words, I'm going to tie a bu...
by BlueCrab
Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

...I wonder what's behind the door, surely a brief look can't hurt, let me just... *Months pass* Ch**p, did I sign that? Hi mikrit, welcome back! I guess we I had better fix that sign. A new sign, warning that there are tygers within? No, I'd open that door myself. Police tape? Disguise the door as...
by BlueCrab
Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107489
Views: 53457660

Re: 1190: "Time"

(If the zombeanie gets cold enough, does it make sheets of ice?) addams - whoa, that molpy built a sandcastle! What a wowterful video! Hi lmjb! Hi ggh! Wow, where is that sculpture? For Namerican OTTers over a certain age: it reminds me of Hey Koolaid (Hey, BlueCrab! Are you going to pick up that wa...

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