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by Traisenau
Tue May 22, 2007 2:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4101
Views: 254629

Tipper
by Traisenau
Tue May 22, 2007 2:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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God Noodles
by Traisenau
Mon May 21, 2007 3:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

Convenient antenna you just set up for the aliens to take over your brain.

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by Traisenau
Mon May 21, 2007 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

Dark Ragnarok wrote:I wish i had a foil wrapped cubicle...


Granted, but Aliens use the convenient antenna you have and take over your brain.

I wish I had a Unicorn
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4101
Views: 254629

roasters
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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Fresh foods get moldy
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 3:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

ZeroSum wrote:I wish I had been stabbed by a ninja yesterday.


Granted, but the ninja stabbed you with a banana.

I wish I could see 5 minutes into the future at will
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 3:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 2:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 1048563

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4101
Views: 254629

prank
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 2:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

I wish I could control the weather Granted, but you accidentally fuck up and you freeze over the entire earth, killing everyone. I wish we weren't off topic Granted, we never go off topic again in any sense of the fashion, eventually, all emotion dies out, and any "Sense Offender" is kill...
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 12:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

Spag wrote:you die of an a-cute heart attack
(horrible pun I know)


heh, in the comic I was stealing this from the character who had the power to make kittens spontaniously appear used it to kill people by filling them with kittens.
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 12:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Letter Word Game
Replies: 4101
Views: 254629

canny
by Traisenau
Sun May 20, 2007 12:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

Spag wrote:I wish i could kill myself


Granted, but you can only do it by drowning in feces.

I wish I could make Kittens appear where ever I choose.
by Traisenau
Fri May 18, 2007 6:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

Ohh, thats what meatvision is, I thought he was refering to something like Supermans heat vision... only with meat.
by Traisenau
Fri May 18, 2007 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

The LuigiManiac wrote:I wish I had Meat Vision.


Granted, but you can't turn it off, so you eventually get smothered in a pie of meat.

I wish I had the power to make kittens spontaniously appear wherever I choose.
by Traisenau
Fri May 18, 2007 4:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472567

Drake Zure wrote:
i wish i could stay up longer instead of getting tired.


Granted, but now you can no longer go to sleep and wind up dying due to sleep depravation

I wish I could legally get away with murder.
by Traisenau
Thu May 17, 2007 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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better at closing wounds... especially in combat situations.
by Traisenau
Mon May 14, 2007 9:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Pi

But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible
by Traisenau
Mon May 14, 2007 3:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Gahh, I know this movie, I just don't remember the exact spelling of it...

*Totally doesn't cheat and look up the spelling of it*

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain



Life isn't like in the movies. Life... is much harder.
by Traisenau
Sun May 13, 2007 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest


Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
by Traisenau
Fri May 11, 2007 12:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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He'll save you if you accidentally OD on Heroin via a technically impossible method.
by Traisenau
Thu May 10, 2007 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

There's nothing out there

I'll fuckin' finish you off faster than a fuckin' birthday cake at a fat chick's fuckin' birthday party!
by Traisenau
Thu May 10, 2007 9:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Yeah, I don't know how to spell Chinese stuff, so I generally go with the english...
by Traisenau
Thu May 10, 2007 9:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Dragon Attack

Run! Get to ze choppah!
by Traisenau
Thu May 10, 2007 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Once Upon a Time in the West

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not widely reported.
by Traisenau
Thu May 10, 2007 3:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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Thermite has a better reaction
by Traisenau
Thu May 10, 2007 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

bbctol's is from 2001: a space odyssey

Fiddlers is from Spiderman 3

Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory
by Traisenau
Wed May 09, 2007 10:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Thank you for smoking

Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says... God! Bing bing bing bing bing! Well God, nice job on the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you *SUCK*!
by Traisenau
Wed May 09, 2007 3:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1209033

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Mayo > Ketchup
by Traisenau
Tue May 08, 2007 11:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Alien 3

"There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive."
"I love this plan! I'm excited it could work! LET'S DO IT!"
by Traisenau
Tue May 08, 2007 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Passenger 57

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges.
by Traisenau
Mon May 07, 2007 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0258: "Conspiracy Theories"
Replies: 272
Views: 80512

Wow, no mention of the Kennedy conspiracies?

"I get it now, LHO killed Kennedy to steal the Jack Ruby"

Edit: New Alt text again, it's just: "There are a lot of graduate-educated young-earth creationists"
by Traisenau
Sun May 06, 2007 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

Nonbaka wrote:
She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I had 'em all over the world.


The Godfather.

Person 1: Need I remind you we have somebody OD-ing back here?
Person 2: He's not OD-ing. He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD.
by Traisenau
Sun May 06, 2007 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

mrguy753 wrote:1: Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
2: [Sarcastically] really?
1: Sarcasm is losers trying to bring winners down to their level.
2: [Sarcastically] Thank you for opening my eyes to what a loser I am!


Little Miss Sunshine

What's the point of owning a mace, if you don't use it?
by Traisenau
Sun May 06, 2007 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Suicide Chess
Replies: 51
Views: 14956

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by Traisenau
Sun May 06, 2007 4:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

It is not Donnie Darko, next guess(I'll give you a hint, the rabbit in question is invisible) Oh, and yours is from... Edit: it's from Casino, don't know why I thought Raging Bull My quote still stands "Person #1: A white rabbit, six feet tall. Person #2: Six feet? Person #3: Six feet three and...
by Traisenau
Sat May 05, 2007 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Suicide Chess
Replies: 51
Views: 14956

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by Traisenau
Sat May 05, 2007 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Suicide Chess
Replies: 51
Views: 14956

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by Traisenau
Fri May 04, 2007 4:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Movie Quote Game!
Replies: 219
Views: 36656

"I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it." The Naked Gun 2½ I couldn't do that. Could you do that? Why can they do it? Who are those guys? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid hmmm... "Person #1: A white rabbit, six feet tall. Person #2: Six feet? Person #3: Six feet three and a h...

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