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by Hyphe
Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Darning jeans: finicky, disheartening, but strangely enjoyable.

Goddammit I need new jeans. I'm getting the point where I'm re-darning old darns, this can't go on much longer. :|
by Hyphe
Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2809712

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

eternal luna wrote:Confession: I... think I just told my mother that she makes me want to shoot her. Things are about to go down.

*hugs* Good luck, luna!
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3526348

Re: Rant Thread

Neither can small dogs. :P
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Your knitting? No, that's just knotted yarn.

Meowgan's, on the other hand...
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3526348

Re: Rant Thread

functionally_stupid wrote:Rant: I hate children...

I consider/act towards children just the same way as you, but I really like them. :o As far as I'm concerned, they're not much different to smart pets... but then I think that about most adults, too......maybe I just think of dogs as too human-like?
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Best way to clean socks
Replies: 20
Views: 2286

Re: Best way to clean socks

Skub?

Also: it doesn't matter since I (and the people whose clothes I wash) don't get grass and hay and stuff on their socks. All that's important is they go into the sock bag so they don't get eaten by the bleedin' washing machine. :x
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3526348

Re: Rant Thread

After signing my fair share of petitions against fox hunting, I've now decided the foxes can fucking fuck right the fuck off and die die die for all I care. I don't know what they did, I assume they were fighting, but they couldn't just fucking kill each other already? It's the most horrifying high...
by Hyphe
Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Zohar wrote:Welcome Brits!

Odd. I've been up pretty much all night and I log on to the fora just as you to post that. Coinkydink? I think not.
by Hyphe
Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3027912

Re: Postify your facerity

The change necessitated a round of bleach first, and I think I looked like a duckling. Not really apparent in this photo, though. You look just like my favourite animal ever. :o What do you mean it's not obvious? It's all fluffy and yellow and cute! Also I want your green hoodie, and even though it...
by Hyphe
Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Hey, wow. I didn't know cows had no top front teeth.
by Hyphe
Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 751134

Re: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.

Is it just me, or are there still no cleaning product commercials where men actually use (not demonstrate) them? Is it more than just sexism here? Because there are commercials that go as far as "girls like clean, and clean things will help you get girls to like you" but they guy still ne...
by Hyphe
Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3526348

Re: Rant Thread

I don't know how to handle this. From what I know, I can't really trust my manager not to mention my name if I asked her to talk to my coworker and then there would be all kinds of drama if she did. Anonymous notes. Really, they work. Unless you have very distinctive handwriting and no printer, or ...
by Hyphe
Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Clearly, having a title makes you a slave to the fora, doomed to post continuously and never again lurk or be productive in your workplace. They're a way for the admins to differentiate between those truly part of their flocks and other, more transient users.
by Hyphe
Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Weird... or awesome? :wink:
by Hyphe
Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Simon's Cat is wonderful, adorable and unnervingly true to the behavior of my exe's cat. Old though. I want there to be more!
by Hyphe
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:06 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Vibrator use to be common, linked to sexual health
Replies: 59
Views: 6490

Re: Vibrator use to be common, linked to sexual health

Maybe if you tried it you would. I doubt it. The very idea turns my stomach. EDIT: If others want to do it, fine. I just don't fancy the idea of putting something up my own ass. It doesn't turn me on. I know my opinion won't be a popular one in this thread, but I see no reason why I shouldn't expre...
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3480934

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Ooooooh, snap! Me too, though not those specific white parts. :P The worst part is I tan very very quickly, in just an hour or so (but on a major upside, I don't burn at all). The solution I have to not looking like a zebra is Factor 9000, or sunbathing naked, though it's been a long time since I've...
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3526348

Re: Rant Thread

Amarantha: make fashionable things yourself. :P It's way more fun and you get things that actually fit. Eventually.
by Hyphe
Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2809712

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Happy unbirthday, Zohar!
by Hyphe
Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2809712

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

All the intelligent, thoughful people are not in social situations usually where people meet other people, and therein lies the problem. I'm not. I'm sociable (or at least I would be were it not for current circumstances). Not all smart people are bedroom geeks who never see the light of day, you k...
by Hyphe
Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Wild bunnies = less cute, and more property damage. Which is why wild rabbits don't taste quite as good as farmed ones. (The good quality farmed ones, anyway). My theory of cute = tastier is holding up very well, it seems. FT: Why is rabbit so much cheaper than a comparable amount of chicken? I can...
by Hyphe
Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

It Should Be Real wrote: So I guess, ... who wants cake? n_n

I know for a fact there are at least three forumites who live within reasonable traveling distance of your house. I am not one of them. :cry:
by Hyphe
Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3480934

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Allow me to reassure you that I was exaggerating mightily. My sexuality hovers in the "asexual" region on the Map Of Sexing. In reality, my objectification of men exists only to the extent that I keep a tally of how many shirtless joggers go by. (Four this spring. Two so far in the summer...
by Hyphe
Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3480934

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread-The thread that gives (every month)

Erm.... While functionally_stupid is indeed awesome that really wasn't the reaction I was expecting from you lot. Unless she's being completely tongue-in-cheek and I've just missed the point. Yeah, anyway. I spent the last while occasionally getting harassed by yobbos and stared at by waiters and su...
by Hyphe
Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Make Pizza Buns. Make the bread as normal, but after the first proving, tear it into fist-sized lumps and knead those, then prove them again. then knead (i think), flatten them out a bit, put tomato puree, cheese and maybe some pepperoni or whathaveyous in the middle, wrap it up like a parcel, turn ...
by Hyphe
Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

People of Britain, we are now your Queen. We held a vote last night, it was all very democratic, though we are surpised more of you didn't turn up. Our suggestion that we would be a very cheap Queen, getting the coronation robes from Primark, went down very well, as did the assertion that we would n...
by Hyphe
Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: British heatwave
Replies: 181
Views: 10604

Re: British heatwave

Zohar wrote:why? There have been hot summers for a while now...).

There wasn't a hot summer here last year. It was gloriously dull. :D

Besides, the UK is an island nation - being close to the sea makes our temperatures less extreme than on the continent, by and large.
by Hyphe
Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Gifted Underachievement
Replies: 117
Views: 10735

Re: Gifted Underachievement

Good grief, I should have checked this thread earlier. That article is me to a tee. :shock: Fortunately I never had the "do better" attitude from parents, only teachers. I changed schools a few times, and made to college (UK college - just before university) before I realised that I was ju...
by Hyphe
Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: British heatwave
Replies: 181
Views: 10604

Re: British heatwave

Moo wrote:Yeah, take a frozen bottle of water.

But let it melt a bit first. There's nothing worse than being stuck needing a drink and only having a chunk of ice, which is melting but not nearly as fast as you want it to be.
by Hyphe
Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

What is the difference between nightmares and night terrors? I suspect my 'nightmares' are night terrors and my 'bad dreams' are nightmares, from what people say... I don't know. But yes, I do sometimes sit bolt upright after bad sleep. Sometimes I fling myself completely out of bed and end up in th...
by Hyphe
Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: British heatwave
Replies: 181
Views: 10604

Re: British heatwave

I should be kept refrigerated, I think. I am not going to cope very well with this week at all. D:
by Hyphe
Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

And soon enough it'd not only be made to made endless copies of brownies, but also endless clones of people. Something is already doing this - It Should Be Real and I are clones, Whelan is a semi-clone, Megan has a clone, Incompetent and Coin are pretty much identical twins... :| Back in the old da...
by Hyphe
Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Doof.

(It means that feeling you get when, after eating a meal, you feel hungrier than you did before. Chinese food often has this effect.)
by Hyphe
Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

singlefin wrote:I less than three thunderstorms in a very major way.

Lightning is pretty awesome, as is the rain and the clouds and the smell afterwards. But thunder... *shudders*.

Not quite as bad as spiders, mind. You can hide from thunder under blankits, but spiders can crawl under it. D:
by Hyphe
Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Moo wrote:Oi why aren't you guys posting in the London meetup thread??

Have now. :P

Blokey wrote:I disagree. Superfrog was an excellent addition to the platformer genre.

I approve of you quite a bit. I've never met anyone else who even knew about that game.
by Hyphe
Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:47 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [UK] London - http://fourquartersbar.co.uk
Replies: 1549
Views: 438994

Re: [UK] London - Home of Literature, Time, & the Black Death

Right, our badly-planned spontaneous trip to London land appears to be happening tomorrow (pending sensible train tickets and such). Myself, It Should Be Real and Whelan (and Ensnared, but he's not posted here in forever) will be trundling our way into your city tomorrow and going to look at the pre...
by Hyphe
Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3027912

Re: Postify your facerity

Jessica wrote:Which one is hyphe?

I'm Hyphe! :D

(I'm the one with dark hair and the green shirt and bad posture. I blame hanging around people shorter than me.)
by Hyphe
Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

It Should Be Real in a PM to me wrote:GUESS WHAT.




You're at my house!

<3

I officially despair of this girl.
And hello, everybody!
by Hyphe
Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9214364

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Mo0man wrote:Who's Hyphe?

I'm Hyphe!
by Hyphe
Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: "Permanent" Hair Removal
Replies: 15
Views: 1768

Re: "Permanent" Hair Removal

Then you'll be good-looking and hairless even when everyone else is falling for a silly fad. :P

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