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by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 13, 2011 3:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11494
Views: 1025507

Re: Vending machine!

A retarded llama, Justin Bieber, a group of preteen girls, three disturbing goats, GLaDOS, and a Terminator (me?!) all come rushing out, coughing and gasping from the flea bomb. You are trampled, and GLaDOS puts your mind into a potato battery to save you from death (and for future testing). I take ...
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 13, 2011 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Prom=economic drain
Replies: 96
Views: 10189

Re: Prom=economic drain

Actually, the money spent in Prom can be seen as a positive economic force. The paper, food, entertainment, flowers, suits and dresses, etc all means money being spent in the community.
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 13, 2011 1:26 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Clearly, the best solution for the body would have been to go Reaver and display it on the hull of a U.S. warship...
by SummerGlauFan
Thu May 12, 2011 2:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11494
Views: 1025507

Re: Vending machine!

You get an army of extremely angry preteen girls.

I trip over T3CHNOCR4T's dead and horribly mutilated body, and drop my soft drink into the machine.
by SummerGlauFan
Thu May 12, 2011 2:53 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: TSA frisking babies?
Replies: 258
Views: 19824

Re: TSA frisking babies?

Sunshine! wrote:
SummerGlauFan wrote:Babies, the single greatest threat to airplanes since underwear bombs...


Have you never been on an airline in the row in front of a pair of parents with three kids under the age of three? Babies are clearly a significant threat to airplanes, and the sanity of passengers.


Ok, you have me there.
by SummerGlauFan
Thu May 12, 2011 6:39 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: TSA frisking babies?
Replies: 258
Views: 19824

Re: TSA frisking babies?

Babies, the single greatest threat to airplanes since underwear bombs...
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 11, 2011 6:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11494
Views: 1025507

Re: Vending machine!

You get Stephen Hawking.

I put in a chocolate.
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 11, 2011 6:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22471

Re: What would you do if...

Take over the world, duh.

What would you do if you had just taken over the world?
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 11, 2011 6:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341522

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Oh, look a penny! What's that noise, sounds like someone calling for help. Huh, weird. There is a pile of dirt, with a SmoothBlade shaped hole in the ground next to it. A thin, distant, SmoothBlade-like voice emanates from the hole. There is a fish, an empty can of sardines, a banana, a concussed Sm...
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 11, 2011 5:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"
Replies: 72
Views: 15078

Re: 0897: "Elevator Inspection"

Ha ha. We just went through this with the elevator in our building. (The new building manager got the inspector's report, saw "Pass" under "Elevator" and figured everything was good and filed it away. The "Pass" meant "passenger", as in passenger elevator, no...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 09, 2011 2:52 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ahmadinejad Chief of Staff arrested on charges of...
Replies: 44
Views: 5799

Re: Ahmadinejad Chief of Staff arrested on charges of...

Do you want wizards roaming the streets, casting spells willy-nilly? I sure don't. That's no reason to lock away any magical practitioner, regardless of intent. For example, it's not hurting anybody if you summon a magical sex-genie... Ahem, Devil's advocate here. Oh wait, right, that title has got...
by SummerGlauFan
Sat May 07, 2011 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Let's Talk About Energy Production
Replies: 872
Views: 95837

Re: Let's Talk About Energy Production

The biggest advantage of thorium is not its abundance, but the fact that breeding of fissile material can be achieved with a thermal neutron spectrum. This makes it easier to control the chain reaction and to design a reactor that is secure against prompt criticality; in other words, it's safer. Th...
by SummerGlauFan
Sat May 07, 2011 3:21 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whine about your smarts
Replies: 161
Views: 19712

Re: Whine about your smarts

I too have been bored in class... Does anyone else who's good at math and science get the whole, "but you're a [math/science/computer] genius, all this English should be really easy for you," spiel? Actually, I excelled at every class except math. Even science. Math, though, was a constan...
by SummerGlauFan
Sat May 07, 2011 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 782783

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Somehow, I end up in an underground "Lost World," complete with light and even weather (it was raining in the distance when we first got there). It was actually quite beautiful. There was a settlement in there, and the people lived in fear of some sort of monster. I thought they were scare...
by SummerGlauFan
Sat May 07, 2011 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ahmadinejad Chief of Staff arrested on charges of...
Replies: 44
Views: 5799

Re: Ahmadinejad Chief of Staff arrested on charges of...

Harry Manback wrote:
Kag wrote:Do you want wizards roaming the streets, casting spells willy-nilly? I sure don't.


That's no reason to lock away any magical practitioner, regardless of intent. For example, it's not hurting anybody if you summon a magical sex-genie...


I dunno, magic gonorrhea sucks.
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 06, 2011 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 22471

Re: What would you do if...

I'd become a better soldier, I guess.

What would you do if you were being chased by raptors?
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 06, 2011 4:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 662341

Re: The Incredible Changing Sent Ants

"Hey, pudding, I'm melting you..." A flying, tasty spaghetti monster whispered "John Citizen! Guess who is eating puke?"
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 06, 2011 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 161913

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

Greedy legitimate children.
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 06, 2011 2:56 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ahmadinejad Chief of Staff arrested on charges of...
Replies: 44
Views: 5799

Re: Ahmadinejad Chief of Staff arrested on charges of...

IIRC, Ahmadinejad is a puppet of the clergy anyway. After all, the true head of state is not the "president" of Iran, but the SUPREME LEADER. I'd imagine that as much as we'd "like" for Iran to revolutionize and all that... I'm a bit scared of Middle Eastern Politics at the mome...
by SummerGlauFan
Fri May 06, 2011 2:54 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: I control therefore I am: chimps self-aware, says study
Replies: 10
Views: 1398

Re: I control therefore I am: chimps self-aware, says study

Reminds me of a study I heard on the Discovery channel, where a guy would take a pot of flowers and move it around a valley, and took two bees from a local hive and released them on the flowers to see how long it would take them to relay the location to the hive (basically, how long before other bee...
by SummerGlauFan
Thu May 05, 2011 6:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw
Replies: 1637
Views: 161913

Re: Rock, paper scissors chainsaw

pregnant/hanging chads
by SummerGlauFan
Thu May 05, 2011 6:36 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: I control therefore I am: chimps self-aware, says study
Replies: 10
Views: 1398

Re: I control therefore I am: chimps self-aware, says study

Animals are amazing.

Though in all honesty, if anyone doubted apes are self-aware then there's not much hope for that person...
by SummerGlauFan
Thu May 05, 2011 6:27 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape
Replies: 254
Views: 23484

Re: The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape

The exact problem here is that current Republican legislatures have inserted language into committee reports making bald-faced lies about what is actually in the Hyde Amendment. In regards to rape, which some asshole has decided to try and bend the rules on. SGF was arguing that the GOP cut funding...
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 04, 2011 6:16 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Some idiots on the radio today were talking about the raid as a sign that "enhanced interrogation techniques" work and should be increased. I headdesked, which turns out to be a rather stupid thing to do when driving... Especially since you have to crash your car into an office supply sto...
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 04, 2011 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Desalination and the Global Water crisis
Replies: 22
Views: 4057

Re: Desalination and the Global Water crisis

BTW, I calculated that a conventional nuclear plant driving reverse osmosis desalination via electric pumps would need 3% of the freshwater output for its own cooling. Just in case you were wondering. Why would you need fresh water for that? Nuclear plants have special water inside running in a loo...
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 04, 2011 6:01 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Some idiots on the radio today were talking about the raid as a sign that "enhanced interrogation techniques" work and should be increased.

I headdesked, which turns out to be a rather stupid thing to do when driving...
by SummerGlauFan
Wed May 04, 2011 5:59 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape
Replies: 254
Views: 23484

Re: The House GOP's Plan to Redefine Rape

My problems with the so-called pro-life stance is that they're very pro-fetus-birth, but not exactly pro-raped-woman's-life. Or even pro-post-birth-fetus-life. This is definitely not the majority of the pro-life view. Implying that this is what all pro-lifers think is dishonest, ignorant, or a laps...
by SummerGlauFan
Tue May 03, 2011 3:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 782783

Re: What were your dreams last night?

thorgold wrote:
SummerGlauFan wrote:
podbaydoor wrote:Flying as swimming! Exactly!

...all of a sudden my cousin shows up with my ex.

I think the subconcious implications are obvious, here.

I don't get it. Seriously. What does swimming as flying have to do with my cousin showing up with my ex?

Genuinely curious. I am not a psychologist.
by SummerGlauFan
Tue May 03, 2011 3:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Empty Space
Replies: 19
Views: 2898

Re: Empty Space

Well, since we can bring anything with us that we want, I point to a certain well-shaped robot in my avatar.

Heck, enough robots able to simulate personalities can meet all of my social needs without having to bring some humans along.
by SummerGlauFan
Tue May 03, 2011 2:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 782783

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Flying as swimming! Exactly! Glad I could help! :D Last night, the only dream I remember with any clarity was that I was at some sort of dance, generally having a good time and actually being good at it (should have tipped me off then and there that it was a dream) when all of a sudden my cousin sh...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 6:47 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Because he killed people him getting killed is equitable justified = vengeance based. Not quite. Vengeance based would be "Because he killed people it's okay for us to kill him." For the record, yes, killing in self-defense is justified. Because he's firing a gun in a gunfight and the peo...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 5:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3530931

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

I gave up arguing with a similar individual a couple evenings ago, though it was over something else entirely. When your opponent's entire argument is "my position is unassailable because I say it is unassailable" you aren't likely to get anywhere. Especially whenever I pointed that incon...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 4:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whine about your smarts
Replies: 161
Views: 19712

Re: Whine about your smarts

I just wrote and re-wrote and then deleted a post because there was no way to say it without coming off as a complete asshole so I'll just pose it as a question... Obviously the general population of this forum is pretty darned smart. Have any of you, specifically the women, ever felt like (or even...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 4:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 913072

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

My friend took her dog to get certified to be a therapy dog. She (the dog) made it, and scored perfectly!
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 4:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 782783

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Actually, this happens to me fairly often. Sometimes if I try hard enough, I can make myself float upwards out of danger, or actually start flying, though this is actually even more frustrating because the flying power cuts in and out at the worst times. I have similar dreams. I have to put constan...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 3:55 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Is there any indication as to how this actually affects their leadership? I got the impression that bin Laden wasn't a key player anymore, and for a while there was even doubt that he was still alive. I'm not a geopolitical expert, but my completely uneducated guess is: not at all. Who are "th...
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 3:49 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

Is there any indication as to how this actually affects their leadership? I got the impression that bin Laden wasn't a key player anymore, and for a while there was even doubt that he was still alive.
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 3:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2377527

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

I'm posting here to say I'm back from my hiatus. So yay. To quote GLaDOS "It's been a loooong time. How have you been?"
by SummerGlauFan
Mon May 02, 2011 3:27 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 85962

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

hanecter wrote:I have a problem with any human being saying that another deserves to die.


Tell that to Osama.

Wait, too late.
by SummerGlauFan
Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 913072

Re: Awesome Thread (because we need more awesome)

Glaze of Dr Pepper and butter?!

Also, that's a frikin crapload of meat.

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