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by eaglef2
Mon May 31, 2010 4:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hijack this thread
Replies: 70
Views: 9590

Re: Hijack this thread

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by eaglef2
Mon May 31, 2010 4:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 175
Views: 19425

Re: One Word Story

desu
by eaglef2
Mon May 31, 2010 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2314
Views: 302205

Re: Escape from Raptors

the raptors are already eating Americans...your plan does not succeed

I take the Fourier transform of the raptors and throw in ♥, thus their normal approach is useless
by eaglef2
Mon May 31, 2010 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you get a roadbike for .002 seconds and then it vanishes

I wish for Tibet
by eaglef2
Sun May 30, 2010 10:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

you get Fabreeze that eliminates 100.00% of bacteria

I wish for asbestos to be free
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, your watch now spins in any direction you wish, too bad you're still 5 minutes late to work everyday, even if your watch does say you're two hours early

I wish for that watch
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Omegle doom
Replies: 164
Views: 131270

Re: Omegle doom

Nautilus wrote:EDIT: Man, this guy was dense.
you got counter trolled so hard
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unimpressive superpowers
Replies: 256
Views: 26253

Re: Unimpressive superpowers

ability to make lyrics to any elevator music you hear
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 6:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2314
Views: 302205

Re: Escape from Raptors

the raptors see you as a gift, and eat you

I enter Saki (an anime) and live there forever where no raptor would enter the world of lesbian Mahjong players
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 6:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

they do, the whole population has shifted towards your mom in a sexual manner

I wish that I had absolutely nothing
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 213996

Re: You Laugh, You lose

I just lost so hard
by eaglef2
Fri May 28, 2010 6:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Omegle doom
Replies: 164
Views: 131270

Re: Omegle doom

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: m or f? You: yes Stranger: which one? You: what do they mean again? Stranger: male or female? You: yes Stranger: shut up. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stran...
by eaglef2
Mon May 24, 2010 4:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7692
Views: 743233

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

yes

you, from another world
by eaglef2
Mon May 24, 2010 4:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Omegle doom
Replies: 164
Views: 131270

Re: Omegle doom

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I accidentally the whole thing! You: what do I do? Stranger: You did what now? You: accidentally it Stranger: Okay? You: what do I do? Stranger: I don't know. I don't even get what you did. You: I accidentally the whole thing! Str...
by eaglef2
Mon May 24, 2010 3:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179061

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for awfulness
by eaglef2
Mon May 24, 2010 2:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the signature above you
Replies: 913
Views: 126375

Re: Rate the signature above you

1/10, meh
by eaglef2
Mon May 24, 2010 2:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Game Making Game
Replies: 7
Views: 1598

Re: Game Making Game

kill: *kills Ryan Seacrest*
sexy: my computer
silly: read a book
haiku:
I saw you today,
and then I did curse my luck
screamed this phrase "oh-!"

new game: type your nick with your elbows
by eaglef2
Mon May 24, 2010 2:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, Sealand is now recognized as a country, you have the assets of about $600,000. then you gamble it away

I wish Sealand would sink already
by eaglef2
Sat May 22, 2010 6:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Tug of War
Replies: 2817
Views: 106937

Re: Tug of War

165 + 268 e^(pi * e^(pi * i/2))
by eaglef2
Sat May 22, 2010 6:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11409
Views: 1003617

Re: Vending machine!

squareroot wrote:Eaglef2, is that an electric sheep in your avatar?
I'm not sure what you're talking about anymore, but I think you are referencing my avatar with a woman holding a baby in her teeth

anyways: you get an irish man dancing on your crotch

Soviet Russia puts in you
by eaglef2
Sat May 22, 2010 6:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but they're radioactive now

I wish for radiation to be lethal to bugs
by eaglef2
Fri May 21, 2010 2:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

tastelikecoke wrote:I wish for nothing


granted, you are the poorest man on Earth. and the Yakuza just stole your organs

I wish for fried chicken
by eaglef2
Fri May 21, 2010 4:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

IHOP is now dead, thanks a lot >.<

I wish for confetti everywhere to become a volatile liquid
by eaglef2
Thu May 20, 2010 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

A roadbike falls from the sky and crushes you with it's terminal velocity. You die and some brat takes the bike.

I wish for superheros to all be dead
by eaglef2
Thu May 20, 2010 7:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 213996

Re: You Laugh, You lose

MY EYES!!!
by eaglef2
Thu May 20, 2010 7:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

congratulations! You found the rare land of Wishes in Unicorn Valley. One resident (known as the wishing wish of the town) suprise buttseks you!


I wish for that image to leave my mind...
by eaglef2
Thu May 20, 2010 7:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179061

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for not c-c-combo breaking!
by eaglef2
Thu May 20, 2010 7:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unimpressive superpowers
Replies: 256
Views: 26253

Re: Unimpressive superpowers

The ability to fly 6 inches of the ground, as long as your cell phone gets service, and the provider is anything but Verizon The power to melt ice non spontaneously The power to mix oil and water The ability to take back what you say and then say it again explanation You're a bitch! I'm sorr...
by eaglef2
Wed May 19, 2010 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179061

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for drinking (anime people, you should understand this)
by eaglef2
Wed May 19, 2010 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

There will be...in 500 years after you've died

I wish for more world hunger
by eaglef2
Tue May 18, 2010 1:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate the signature above you
Replies: 913
Views: 126375

Re: Rate the signature above you

9/10

nice quote :D
by eaglef2
Tue May 18, 2010 1:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Tug of War
Replies: 2817
Views: 106937

Re: Tug of War

157 + 256i

Is it ok to switch teams? I mean I kinda just want to undo whatever the LP does
by eaglef2
Tue May 18, 2010 1:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No ray guns allowed
Replies: 21
Views: 2055

Re: No ray guns allowed

I guard with my automail (is it allowed to have preexisting body parts come into the picture?) and I avoid damage.

I punch NP with automail
by eaglef2
Tue May 18, 2010 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2314
Views: 302205

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors solve Nash Equilibrium for MtG (who knew it existed?) and attack you

I summon a commit to destroy the Earth and the space raptors which rarely get mentioned anymore
by eaglef2
Tue May 18, 2010 1:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You get scorpion instead...

live scorpion

I wish for adverts to never appear on the NP browser (haha! how'll you corrupt this wish?)
by eaglef2
Mon May 17, 2010 1:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Omegle doom
Replies: 164
Views: 131270

Re: Omegle doom

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: m/f You: how are you You: m You: you? Stranger: f You: What are you doing on here? You: Get back to the kitchen bitch! Stranger: why? u morran You: wow, you're an idiot too. You really shouldn't leave yo...
by eaglef2
Sun May 16, 2010 6:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No ray guns allowed
Replies: 21
Views: 2055

Re: No ray guns allowed

I take the mirror and show the PP their horrid complexion before they hit me

I give NP aids
by eaglef2
Sun May 16, 2010 6:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11409
Views: 1003617

Re: Vending machine!

you get said boot to the crotch

I put in you
by eaglef2
Sun May 16, 2010 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 344859

Re: Misquote the person above you.

tastelikecoke wrote:
kaimason1 wrote:
SummerGlauFan wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:
The Scyphozoa wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:
mieulium wrote:
SummerGlauFan wrote:
pheonixduprese wrote:I got sick of the

THE WHAT! THE WHAT THEME!.

Calm your ass down

dicks!

"misquote the person above you" The most PENIS PENIS PENIS.

That's why YOU don't get much customers.

Where can I find your store?

Here

You market yourself well.

what happened while I was gone?
by eaglef2
Sun May 16, 2010 6:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2437613

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you are now the assistant to the Lucky Channel's host, Akira!

I wish for that job

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