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by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

You know what, the raptors don't care to read your long plan or whatever tricky crap you are doing and eat you. Because I disabled all nuclear technology in the world and have now come back I use the coconut tree plan: I develop a rapid-growth brand of coconut tree, which I plant in a forest around ...
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:44 am UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: 169 puzzles (was 'mind trap')
Replies: 371
Views: 38068

Re: 169 puzzles (was 'mind trap')

There are 100 possible answers to this question...

How many answers are there to this question?
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

NO PLANS they eat you...

I disable all nuclear technology in the world, and sacrifice myself to the raptors doing it.
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

Pluto

How many Douglas Adams references can you fit in a single statement?
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors are all knowing and everywhere, they find you, eat you, and dismember your skull. For eaglef2: How exactly do you plan to plunge the world into an ice age? Don't bother hunting me down. If I do get into the Culture then not even a Deathstar fleet will help you. 8) I take a masters course...
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

destroy all the files of my enemy's computer, or steal their stuff slowly so that they think that they keep losing everything.

What do you think your future at this company would be as a slave as a respected employee?
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stereotype the person above you
Replies: 2328
Views: 133367

Re: Stereotype the person above you

^loves boxes
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23713
Views: 1855236

Re: Guess The Next Poster

No

Viking of the Forum
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors tricked you into signing a contract with the fine print, "we get to eat you when you sign this," you get eaten in order to avoid a law suit against raptors. I plunge the world into a new ice age and hide it out underground with supplies to survive my whole life, and spray anti-...
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: That's what she said...
Replies: 16
Views: 1224

Re: That's what she said...

"I don't think that's how it works"
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1197368

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for stalking Bartimaeus online.
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 285430

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

I'm not sure, of course it may also be bad...

How many fingers should I have?
by eaglef2
Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

Math club...

What is the funniest, non-political, bumper sticker you have seen?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 94943

Re: Break up with the person above you

YOUR AVATAR's A BOX
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The "Thread Necromancy" Game
Replies: 17222
Views: 1703425

Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

Oh, thanks for clearing that up

umm... I lose this game already so my time is pointless
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 94943

Re: Break up with the person above you

Your innocent girl avatar is ridiculous. I will never love that kind of avatar.
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482719

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but your mate leaves you because they are tired of listening to "Pop Goes The Weasel" in bed. I wish I could stop coughing. Granted, you have hicoughs. Granted, but it is only ever played with kazoos. I wish that Pandora would get the hint that I only want humorous songs on my co...
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 285430

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

no yes because EVERYONE loves a dancer...

Why can't I be normal?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1197368

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for not aiding in stopping a cycle that is vicious.
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

The build a missile and fire over your wall thus killing you.

I put on anti raptor spray and for extra precautions use a rocket to go to space.
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 285430

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

I never got surgery to remove it.

Could to moon actually be made of popcorn?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11504
Views: 1027703

Re: Vending machine!

You get a gun

I put in an active grenade
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

I died from nerd snipping...

Favorite term describing size?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: That's what she said...
Replies: 16
Views: 1224

That's what she said...

Post up one-liners that have a sexual innuendo behind it. It's like a fortune cookie--"except in bed"--but with the silent "that's what she said"


Sorry for the lame start but:
"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Use the edit function to screw with people
Replies: 41
Views: 3073

Re: Use the edit function to screw with people

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by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 94943

Re: Break up with the person above you

I just realized most of these internet hookups seem to be with guys, where are the nerd girls!?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482719

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, I cut out your digestive tracts and put a curse spell on you so that you'll live and be fine, unfortunately your brain still thinks it needs food and you get hunger pangs from time to time but are unable to satisfy them.

I wish for a funny, non-lolcat, picture.
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1197368

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for not saying "banned"
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

Make a digital white board using the wii. Muwahahahahahahaha.

I am eaglef2?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The "Thread Necromancy" Game
Replies: 17222
Views: 1703425

Re: The "Thread Necromancy" Game

97:10 Is it just me or do you accumulate time no matter what. I mean if you post tomorrow your time doesn't stop increasing does it? If you think about it the winner is always the guy who posted first, since your total accumulated time will always be equal to the current time minus the time of your ...
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

To start watching porn, I'm completely serious...

Do you think I'm lying?
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11504
Views: 1027703

Re: Vending machine!

You get out Shrodinger's cat.

I put in flour
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors instead go into an even more intense killing spree and eat the source of their distress, you... I break the speed of light and travel back in time to the day after the dinosaurs went extinct. They eat you... How? :| I'm indestructable. I was too lazy to look up whoever you became, so you...
by eaglef2
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!
Replies: 424
Views: 33253

Re: It looks like... a nuclear bomb!

"Look Polaris!" "It's cloudy...are you high?"

The power to transform my body into plastic.
by eaglef2
Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487682

Re: Interviewing the fora

The center of the Earth is much cooler than those two places, but Hawaii would be nice.

Where is your spleen at this moment?
by eaglef2
Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 94943

Re: Break up with the person above you

Aswell isn't even a word! It's two words moron...why did I even hook up with you.
by eaglef2
Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors finish it before you can and are displeased with you, so they eat you.

I pull out my flame thrower and scare the raptors.
by eaglef2
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2482719

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you get 1$ to accomplish this.

I wish for a golden rectangle to fall out of the sky.
by eaglef2
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 285430

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Maybe

Why?
by eaglef2
Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 308381

Re: Escape from Raptors

They eat you...

I use the nerd snipping method to distract any raptor around me while I escape.

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