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by eaglef2
Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but every computer you use breaks

I wish for knowledge of ancient Greek
by eaglef2
Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179817

Re: Ban the person above you

banned because you're posting in a thread where you must be banned
by eaglef2
Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0789: "Showdown"
Replies: 46
Views: 12934

0789: "Showdown"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/showdown.png alt:The tumbleweed then tried to roll off into the sunset, but due to the Old West's placement north of the subtropical ridge, the prevailing winds were in the wrong direction. permalink: http://xkcd.com/789 this one reminds me of the tornado hunter one edit...
by eaglef2
Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

sorry, he never finishes his first term

I wish for knowledge
by eaglef2
Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:06 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3686
Views: 612896

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now?
by eaglef2
Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179817

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for posting on a Thursday
by eaglef2
Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but you still don't know how to program

I wish that anyone around him would throw water bottles at Justin Bieber everyday.
by eaglef2
Sat Sep 04, 2010 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, she rejects you

I wish for DRM free music
by eaglef2
Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179817

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for smelling them
by eaglef2
Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you ran so fast while you trying your new powers that the air resistance actually tore your body to shreds.

I wish for my internet to not be so foobar all the time
by eaglef2
Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, except you must always consciously control all liquids within a 1 meter radius of your stomach or they will not move. If you ever fall asleep all your blood with stop circulating and you'll die. Good luck =D

I wish for a comet to strike my house while I'm inside of it
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: $5 Dollars!
Replies: 139
Views: 12927

Re: $5 Dollars!

this post is irrelevant
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish the next poster would kill the poster who posted before I did.


granted, you don't.
by eaglef2
Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

behind you

I wish for no power
by eaglef2
Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you are now that chick, Justin Bieber.

I wish for Bieber to be sent to North Korea.
by eaglef2
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: $5 Dollars!
Replies: 139
Views: 12927

Re: $5 Dollars!

When I first saw the title of this thread I thought, "I wonder if it's about Ke$ha..."
by eaglef2
Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, it lasts 2 seconds

I wish for proof that we will never be able to disprove God's existence nor prove it.
by eaglef2
Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you get an abacus with every piece glued in place

I wish for Omegle to asplode
by eaglef2
Mon Aug 23, 2010 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you get a deceitful, lying, bitch as a girlfriend and she steals all of your money and you never see her again.

I wish for peace.
by eaglef2
Sat Aug 21, 2010 1:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted

I wish for a better corruption skill
by eaglef2
Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0782: "Desecration"
Replies: 101
Views: 24890

Re: "Desecration" discussion (#782)

Why does the alt-text say "every every?"
by eaglef2
Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11411
Views: 1004274

Re: Vending machine!

you get a paper clip

I put in a complete thought
by eaglef2
Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 480395

Re: Interviewing the fora

The dinosaur egg came way before the chicken ever existed, problem solved.

Are you okay with that solution?
by eaglef2
Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, xkcd.com leaves an electronic cookie on your computer

I wish for the dinosaurs to still exist
by eaglef2
Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

:( eh, close enough

I wish for more anime music
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Relatively useless evil superpowers
Replies: 59
Views: 9996

Re: Relatively useless evil superpowers

the power to make a copy of a copy of a thread on a message board
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11411
Views: 1004274

Re: Vending machine!

you get the largest super collider in the US

I put in a recursion.
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 345005

Re: Misquote the person above you.

_infina_ wrote:Look at me! I use punctuation correctly and have good grammar and spelling!

I apologize.
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179817

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for knowing that they do that
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 3:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, the ice cream trucks leave and are replaced by annoying orphans

I wish for oligopsony to be a word like monopsony is
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 874093

Re: Good News, Bad News

bad news: you're made in China
by eaglef2
Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but ur super power is being super annoying (not implying anything), so u lose all ur friends. what friends? i wish the damn icecream trucks would leave our neighborhood wiff their damn annoying music... wiff? no, instead 3 new ice cream trucks, each louder and more annoying than the last e...
by eaglef2
Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Useless Things
Replies: 83
Views: 15387

Re: Useless Things

people complaining about things that don't really matter, in other words: this thread
by eaglef2
Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, except for the bigger part

I wish for a super power
by eaglef2
Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

you now have an internet with a 1 Gb/year speed

I wish for the video cable I need to turn my laptop into a second monitor
by eaglef2
Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 480395

Re: Interviewing the fora

from the NBA

what is missing in your life?
by eaglef2
Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1179817

Re: Ban the person above you

banned for having a prime number of posts when I made this post
by eaglef2
Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

no

I wish for my own misery
by eaglef2
Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

congratulations! you now have a computer that is always the worlds best...wait for it....PAPER WEIGHT!!!! Now you'll never need any other object to hold that sneaky paper down while you work.

I wish for 42" CRT tv to fall on the next poster's head
by eaglef2
Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26069
Views: 2439548

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

your mind explodes from all the pointless information about people who you don't even know and will never meet.
Spoiler:
like me!


I wish for the Earth to spin backwards

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