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by Aquilai
Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Ambivalent.

How many bicycles are there in Beijing?
by Aquilai
Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

出前一丁 noodles

Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Aquilai
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289501

Re: Attack and Defend

Just before you do that though I quickly google "Royal Rainbow" and discover it's weakness. It cannot stick to blue tack like materials and repels away from masking tape so I build a cage from masking tape and blue tack to trap it before it attaches itself to me. I fire the portal gun at N...
by Aquilai
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

It remains to be seen if I dislike fuji apples however you have other things to worry about like why all your clocks are now 5seconds out of sync with Big Ben. That includes the detonator strapped to a certain 007 agent that you planned on killing.
by Aquilai
Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2562401

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Turns out JediFreak likes comic sans. Your wish is not granted.

I wish packing stuff up wasn't so boring.
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289501

Re: Attack and Defend

I happen to be standing near a supercollider and the staples are pulled away harmlessly.

I push NP out of an airlock and into a red star.
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get swarms of space ants.

I put in an intergalactic jump drive.
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Answer the previous question even if blue isn't an option! :p

Aisle or window seat?
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2562401

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

"No-one corrupted wishes in this thread starting from NOW" interesting choice of tenses. Ah for this to make sense ⋅ This wish will have to have been made in an alternate reality where the topic title was ironic and no one corrupted wishes and to prevent future wish corruptions y...
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get a completed word search and an alliterative anagram amalgam of crossword words.

I put in more word puzzles.
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll replace your slice of lime in your drink with a slice of lemon instead.
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

PP. Previous poster.

Would the NP (next poster) prefer to have purple or orange skin?
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get a romcom.

I put in the entire works of Shakespeare.
by Aquilai
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2562401

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You never have to study again only you never pass your exams.

I wish I had a faster laptop.
by Aquilai
Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get a bottle of poodle, a toy goatse and tequila just splattered on the floor.

I put in all the default smilies.
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen:
by Aquilai
Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2562401

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You are but it's an alternate universe Oslo that you find out that you absolutely detest.

I wish my "n" key would work properly again on my keyboard.
by Aquilai
Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289501

Re: Attack and Defend

Luckily I have infinite lives (yes I cheated) so it may appear that I'm dead but you're just fooling yourselves.

I drop an anvil on NP and then go "NEEP NEEP" before running away.
by Aquilai
Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289501

Re: Attack and Defend

I freeze time and reposition people such that NP will face the shotgun "pistol" ammo attack.
by Aquilai
Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get a wasabi stuffed snack.

I put in an active wormhole.
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE
Replies: 74
Views: 6017

Re: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE

I predict the topic will be screwed up based on the idea that my temporal position is not continuous and that most of the predictions (incl a fraction of mine) will and does suck.
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Son of a bit*h! I'm going to assume that it was complete bull and ignore it however I know you'll be pissed when you realise that I sneaked into your house to replaced your bottles of ale with horse urine that has been filtered (for health and safety reasons) and dissolved with apple juice.
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get fairies and unicorns all wanting to kill you for giving all their goodies away in some random magic/quantum vending machine.

I put in a lawn/garden.
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Hmm maybe. As long as my robot never meets up with your robot (same weakness). I'll make a new less vulnerable robot!
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

It hasn't already? Ah I'm in 2009 again...

Would the next poster prefer to be hung with a noose or a frame?
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll reroute power from the city's powerplants away from your house whilst you're at work and then only turn it back on before you get home so that your food will be no longer be refrigerated or frozen. Also your TiVo won't be recording any tv shows you might want to be watching.
by Aquilai
Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

You monster. You just did! Get ready to burn with anger as I prepare an orbital magnifying glass which will melt any ice cream/ice lolly variant that you decide to eat outdoors on a clear sunny day.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE
Replies: 74
Views: 6017

Re: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE

I hope it's Push if I want it enough it will happen! "Problem is the future is always changing in the largest of ways by the smallest of things"
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Fine I'll set the bogey man after you then.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Because they told you I ordered all of them as well as the lemon chicken.

Why hasn't my take-away arrived yet?
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

Seemingly out of no where the contents of the can before it was emptied appears above your head.

I put in Skynet.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll tell Smithers to release the hounds!
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE
Replies: 74
Views: 6017

Re: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE

I predict Godwin's Law will be true.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Perfect Moments In Music
Replies: 396
Views: 204237

Re: Perfect Moments In Music

A not so often heard RHCP Minor Thing. The intro almost jumps straight into the song and then sustains the pace. Another good intro (by RHCP) is the more popular Snow. Then I would just say the rest of the popular RHCP songs (By the Way, Can't Stop, Under the Bridge, Zephyr Song...) with their great...
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

I'm sorry the machine doesn't do pokemon.

I put in HAL

EDIT: Ah just googl'd it is pokemon.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Sure why not animals go to heaven too. Heaven solves most paradoxes (not all) by being individual to each being, if you believe in heaven. If life's perspective is unique to the entity living it why not death? Meant to be rhetorical but since I have no other question in mind feel free to make a resp...
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 292612

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Too busy attempting to find a way to torture bees but you found it was a waste of time only too late.

How come when you stretch your left arm in the mirror the mirror's image of you stretches your right arm but if you raise your arm the mirror's image of you does not reach downwards?
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

You get a refund of $1.

I put in a shopping trolley.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289501

Re: Attack and Defend

I summon Jimmy Hendrix to out-guitar Cash and then attacks NP with BFRed (from Freespace 2 if interested if not just accept that if you weren't on the other side of a ship like the Death Star or planet you're effectively dead).
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060950

Re: Vending machine!

*Vending Machine explodes around me and the surroundings warp for a few seconds before returning to normal*

Look what you did. Now we need a new vending machine.

I setup a new vending machine and put in the KFC spicy wings recipe.
by Aquilai
Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165445

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

They'd rather be hunted by zombies than face the lack of internet which will happen because I'll change my WPA password.

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