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by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Of nothing? I don't know either. We need an expert.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Jealousy is a bitch. Granted you vomit out the chocolate you just ate.

Wish: A pony.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I feel so foolish. Granted.

The awesomesauce backfires on you and awesomifies everyone except you, leaving you as the only none awesome person on the planet.

Wish: An anti-humiliation spray.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 496416

Re: Interviewing the fora

In a startling turn of events the newcomer Aquilai does not know how to answer the previous question and will immediately move onto the hot topic of the month.

What will Obama do next and how will it influence you?
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

And I will brave the embarrassment and humiliation to this time correctly acquire your phone this time to rename all your songs and replace them with "That's not my name" by the Ting Tings.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Qu'est ce que? Je ne sais pas mademoiselle aussi j'oublie!
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but the shiny computer which you didn't wear goggles to get me blinds you too so you can't find your brand new shoes.

Wish: A time machine.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I don't know if I've posted on a non Forum Game topic yet so for now I keep my mystic post count. For other magic tricks assistant her top half anyway.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Break up with the person above you
Replies: 1223
Views: 96670

Re: Break up with the person above you

It never would have worked out between us there's too much history now with you and the pudding. I can't take part in this anymore. *back of hand on forehead* Goodbye!
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I remind you that I have profited from selling copper for the cash back and I steal your favourite mp3 player rendering you with an earphone that works but without a medium to play music to until you realise that actually I didn't hide it that well.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The chair is so comfy you forever remain stuck to it and you now can't compete in the Olympics for the high jump as easily as before.

Wish: A shiny new computer
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

If they're in coppers then I'll sell them since copper is worth more now than the value they represent as a coin itself. Then as a mark of revenge for making me go through the effort of finding a buyer I will say: "I have a bag of gold! But it's not for you."
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Damn clicked the wrong link and got me back to this page.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Nope we're going to have to start all over again and create a new uber computer this time we shall name it Kobol. Whoever gets the reference gets a cookie.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Why you little! I'm gonna uninstall Windows from your computer and install Linux instead.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted the earphones have now started a union and now work less than they used to.

Wish: The cooler side of my pillow.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I will turn those inside out clothes back outside in. Thus rendering your last action undone and meaningless!
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Copied the first post that started this whole chain of events without looking at what the last person wrote.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2548436

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. "Teh interwebz" causes a system corruption in all machines everywhere causing every computer system to suddenly halt whilst you're searching for p0r-

Wish: A perfect world.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36982
Views: 2498112

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

* Report this post * Reply with quote Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post) Postby DrStalker » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:57 am UTC Every thread in the forums has two numbers next to it: the number of posts, and the number of views. The goal of this thread is to maximize the posts:view...
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

During Easter?!?!?! This is war! I'm going to put out of focus contact lenses in your eyes when you least suspect and then put the correct glasses on.
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 164770

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I will remove the text limit on the Forum replies and paste EVERYTHING that was written since page one and everyone will blame you for your heinous crimes!
by Aquilai
Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23751
Views: 1897772

Re: Guess The Next Poster

"Is there a reward?" - Mal

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