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by Aquilai
Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

Inevitably there will be some people but whether they choose to go with you....

What is the perfect nice/mean ratio to achieve the social pinnacle?
by Aquilai
Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

As you go about your daily life you unwittingly pick up an admirer who notices your desire for popcorn and sets off to acquire the best popcorn in the world. This fanatic ends up tasting every flavour of popcorn in existence so that you would get the best of the best popcorn and in a short space of ...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

The planet is destroyed. Kudos.

I wish to be able to traverse any fictional universe I please without being stuck in one permanently.
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

You have a mental illness.

When's the best time to create a birdhouse?
by Aquilai
Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

An army of ants pours out of every hole in the vending machine chasing after you. We might need pest control.

I put in the Marie Celeste and then the Flying Dutchman.
by Aquilai
Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Great thanks for putting that song in my head. Granted you did not kiss that girl but now you are curious to know what would have happened and repeat the same mistake.

I wish I could control what song was stuck in my head (and not).
by Aquilai
Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

That is it. It's the end of the world as you know it.

Should I get out of bed?
by Aquilai
Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

The finest surgeon in the world happened to be nearby and noticed the appendix sticking out of the coin slot and just before you could finish pushing it all the way in she knicks it and passes you a "IOU" and you never hear from her again...

I put in an IOU into the vending machine.
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll make many tv and movie references/quotes when you least suspect catching you off guard and making you feel silly for missing them.
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

The leprechauns get eaten by a dragon born that in this story is the hero not the knight in shining armour who happened to be doing business in the land of the sea with angry mer-people and other mystical amalgamations of fictional descent.

I wish for a sonic screwdriver.
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

You get a shredded teddy and a fancy phone with gps and your own personal butler called Albert.

I put in the Golden Gate Bridge.
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

You'd prefer a Mac version of a car? (2b1s)
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Neo wannabe-look-alike (who looks more like Morpheus) advertising rolls of wallpaper at discount prices and a Matrix themed tv commercial. A new home furniture shop sprouts next to the vending machine at no price and apparently no time either. I put in a flux capacitor created in the Wild ...
by Aquilai
Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

What's wrong with your firefox? (PM me) Perhaps granted...

I wish for a giant flying tortoise that you can stand on to get to places.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but it's overrated and it ends quickly just like the past doomsday prophecies.

I wish I had better discipline with waking and sleeping times.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

You've got bird poop on your head.

To be or not to be?
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289284

Re: Attack and Defend

A highly imaginative attack. I survive the attack by making sure it doesn't hit my vital spots and then attack NP with a ninja raptor.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

You get an unanswered question and drool.

I put in a low budget English dubbed Jackie Chan movie.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289284

Re: Attack and Defend

In bullet time I dodge the penny and it falls harmlessly (well to me anyway) into an ironic wishing well that makes your dearest wishes become corrupted...NP suffers a partial fate of the dreaded wish to be a famous remembered war hero and is attacked by armies of angry Mongols.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

You get an epic cartoon depiction of the trials and tasks of the legendary marshmallows that have been etched into Egyptian walls over thousands of years and fire with marshmellows to eat whilst watching it to be ironic.

I put in the lack of sanity in my recent response.
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

There's a reason to buy a Zune? (2 Birds One Stone)
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You get one after expending *BEEP* loads of money and realise that it's a fake with an Intel P5 processor, a barely working onboard graphics card and no sound card at all. In fact most of the insides were filled with small pebbles that in your excitement of getting the laptop you didn't hear at all....
by Aquilai
Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll threaten to make a snide Superman spinning the world round to reverse time comment about the above even though the above is more realistic however negligible.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

8 ball says "Concentrate and ask again"

Who's got a brand new car that the singer doesn't want to talk about any more?
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

I'll replace all your laces shoes with velcro ones including your wellies.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

You get taken away by "top men".

I put in a psychedelic youtube video in a foreign language for argument's sake Japanese.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289284

Re: Attack and Defend

Fortunately I had just been testing my new quantum teleporter which happened to rematerialise me back safely without inertial or potential energy difference problems.

NP just so happened to be next to me when the previous post was made and NP didn't have a similar machine to my one.
by Aquilai
Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but now it's fixed like that in any and all situations which can cause problems with eating...

I wish for a space kite.
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Alright that is quite annoying. I think that you should be warned I am capable of sinking to that level. "Your face" and "That's what she said" spells are just some of the phrases that are well within my grasp.
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Ah ha! That trickery would have had great effect but the timepiece is fiction. I use a device brought from far into the 'morrow known as a mobile phone. You will fall before my great machinations as you discover that I have replaced the smaller wheel of your cumbersome penny-farthing with a pentagon...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

Quite the opposite my dear fellow. You may have just begun a series of posts that make merry the speech of olde. Yonder twixt the two great bushes you will envision such a delightful sight that never in your many years have beheld. Sadly before you can but a second glance it shall be gone. Never aga...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. If you want something enough (enough motivation) you find some way of reaching the goal. You steal his cards in his wallet and other personally identifiable belongings and get plastic surgery to attempt to steal his appearance only it goes terribly wrong. You kill the real Randall Munroe, t...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 498428

Re: Interviewing the fora

Never! Now that the obligatory ironic response is over. Watch House. How did golf with the future Governor Stallone go today? Word has it that anyone famous can move to a political position now and in this recession a new stronger leader should be in charge. Perhaps they should have a survival compe...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

"Luck" is subjective. One person might see an advantage to a situation as being more valued than another. If a person could influence events on a quantum level then yes I'd personally say that is a super power. Whether anyone else knows in unimportant. Should we be posting silly answers or...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 165339

Re: ITT: We make lame threats.

As a computer literate I will remove said virus and put a hugely more annoying version (it has the Milkshake song when you boot up your computer) of the virus on your computer with a time-out of 7 days. Damn right it's better than yours.
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1059745

Re: Vending machine!

You get minus nineteen friend requests and an old man pretending to be an 18 year old with a short skirt.

I put in a golf course.
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 291949

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

White paint and red contact lenses.

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289284

Re: Attack and Defend

As illustrated in the Resident Evil movie dodging improbably aimed lasers is quite easy. I prepare 10 waves of 1 million hummingbirds with gigantism to attack NP each with a 0.05% chance of inflicting critical damage of a bee sting. They may have been mutated in some way unknown to me. I just found ...
by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 498428

Re: Interviewing the fora

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by Aquilai
Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26094
Views: 2558427

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

It's a lie?! How is it a lie and who told you that? Haha I am joking. Remember when I tried to kill you? Wasn't that funny? Granted the cake is not a lie but to get it you have to contend with a crazy AI that intends to kill you and this time NO Portal Gun. I wish for a real parallel universe TARDIS...

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