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by Ivora
Sat May 28, 2011 5:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Febreze is the answer to odors in nearly every situation! YAY! :D

... Use too much and people will question why you felt the need to do so. :oops:
by Ivora
Fri May 27, 2011 3:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I don't speak German but i can if you like... :wink:
by Ivora
Wed May 25, 2011 5:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Speaking Klingon means never having to say you're sorry. :P
by Ivora
Wed May 18, 2011 4:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

I've had enough, this is my prayer, that I'll die living just as free as my hair. :D
by Ivora
Sat May 07, 2011 8:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Hoarding starts with Animal Crossing. You know it, I know it, even the cat knows.
by Ivora
Fri May 06, 2011 8:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Vaginal birth is for people who play by the rules.
by Ivora
Wed May 04, 2011 8:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 905089

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

watching movies online (for free) is SUPER AWESOME! :mrgreen: screw paying an arm and a leg for "meh" movies.
by Ivora
Wed May 04, 2011 8:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

come on! it shouldnt be frowned upon if you helped someone... especially if you saved their life!! :roll:
by Ivora
Mon May 02, 2011 4:23 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Osama bin Laden is Dead
Replies: 952
Views: 84843

Re: Osama bin Laden is Dead

i wanna be happy... but it feels like a hollow win...

what bugs me is... now what? :(
by Ivora
Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Oh me yarm Oh I JUST WANNA SEE HER DAMN DRESS THEN I WILL GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x
by Ivora
Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

if i had a penny for every time the most obvious idea was the best choice id have about a buck. :(
by Ivora
Fri Apr 29, 2011 3:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2783205

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

im sorry johnny.... i didn't mean to do what i did... but you deserved every soul shattering moment.
by Ivora
Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas Juda-a-a, Judas GaGa
by Ivora
Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1721052

Re: Today I Learned

Wanderers from Seattle are witty.
by Ivora
Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Pander to the Borg)

i recommend vagisil... it gets the job done.
by Ivora
Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

But if I never before when time the I saw it first again, then how did I saw again never before?
by Ivora
Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 905089

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Source Code was soooooooooo good.... :D

much better then I had expected lol
by Ivora
Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

my bf joked how he cheated on me with a prostitute while he was drunk... and she happened to have an std. i nearly had a heart attack when he told me i should get tested. That mother fucker did it with a poker face too. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ... im gonna get him back for it... he...
by Ivora
Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

was sucker punch really that bad?

it looked nice from what I've seen. :|
by Ivora
Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

If you have revolutionary potential, then you have a moral imperative to make the world a better place. :D
by Ivora
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3490034

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

FUCK YOU MUCUS!!!!!!!!!!

AND FUCK YOU SINUS CONGESTION!!!!!!
by Ivora
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3404
Views: 766059

Re: What were your dreams last night?

i was paralyzed face down to the side in a giant mud puddle while a rat (or mouse) was nibbling on my butt. :|
by Ivora
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

Antimony-120 wrote:*cough* The..uh...cruise sock thing is for "cleanup"


whats a cruise sock?

clean up? ... Oh me yarm LOL EWWWWWWWWW.
by Ivora
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

SurgicalSteel wrote:Uhh ... what?


lmao
by Ivora
Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

THE BEATING OF A MILLION DRUMS!!!!!

... why do men masturbate in socks? is it comfy? i dunno. :?
by Ivora
Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings o' the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

giraffe sex sure is awkward...

i mean... look how far they have to bend over....

i wonder if it hurts? :oops:
by Ivora
Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Mandom like the morgu

People just wanna dance these days.

Don't wanna feel.

Just dance.

Can't blame them, though.

Feelings suck. Hard.
by Ivora
Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!
by Ivora
Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:22 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0879: "Lamp"
Replies: 151
Views: 36156

Re: 0879: "Lamp"

Terrible rubbing formation.

Could have been done better. :|
by Ivora
Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

I object the appeal of bunnies. :evil:
by Ivora
Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

...what about that which is mine?

WHAT ABOUT THAT WHICH IS MINE!!???!!
by Ivora
Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

everyday I'm shuffling
by Ivora
Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy.

"What are you doing? Why are you holding me?"

"Just trust me."
by Ivora
Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

the fire on the horse was broken
by Ivora
Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

listening to "into each life some rain must fall" by ink spots + rain = sad win :(
by Ivora
Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

inertia is a property of matter. 8)
by Ivora
Wed Mar 02, 2011 12:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

i wonder what humans taste like?

never ate one.
by Ivora
Tue Mar 01, 2011 7:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

it's way too easy for me to sleep past noon. :P

hell, if i didn't have to eat and stuff id stay in it for days. :wink:
by Ivora
Sun Feb 27, 2011 8:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

"my love, i am feeling spontaneous!"

"DO ME IN THE VEGETABLE AISLE!"

...

"beside those large cucumbers and carrots? i would feel inadequate"

*hearty laughter*

...

" no but i would love some ice cream"

" ice cream sounds great! low fat please"
by Ivora
Sat Feb 26, 2011 7:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90200
Views: 9115373

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

i would like to know what deadmau5 looks like under that head... thingy.

but... i kinda don't. lol

it might ruin his mysteriousness. :P

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