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by Ivora
Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:04 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the morgue

u cant complement a child's fanny without a parent raising an eyebrow these days

what?

i thought her butt looked cute!

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by Ivora
Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

tastelikecoke wrote:bells can wed each other?


Its a free country. :P
by Ivora
Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

There will be no wedding bells for today.
by Ivora
Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

I feel really bad for pedophiles.

Nobody wants to be sexually attracted to children. :(
by Ivora
Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

Nails on the chalkboard will forever have the ability to temporarily paralyze me. :?
by Ivora
Wed Feb 02, 2011 6:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

If Nintendo would release Super Smash Bros. on the 3DS I would be sooooo happy. :D
by Ivora
Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

Apathy is a disease.
by Ivora
Sat Jan 29, 2011 5:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

Of course I'm disturbed that mildly aroused you!

It was a fucking Chips Ahoy commercial! :|
by Ivora
Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

Wow... has it really been 1000 posts? I never thought I'd last around here that long. I was sure I'd wander away within days of joining. I remember when people thought I was a troll or a bot trying to sell things. Maybe they still do. :P 1000 things said.... I can't even count to a 1000 without goin...
by Ivora
Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

I wish the petals would stop falling... I'm beginning to forget how beautiful this flower was.
by Ivora
Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3435669

Re: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.

It's a shame that to live your life to it's fullest you have to sometimes break another. :(
by Ivora
Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Mandom like the plague

In the eye of the storm... it's too calm right now and i just feel that shit is going to go down... really soon.

Sometimes running away solves the problem. :cry:
by Ivora
Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Ah snow.... nature's cocaine.

Tastes awful though.

Like pee. :?
by Ivora
Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

You can lead a horse to water... but why not ride it? You have a FUCKING horse!!
by Ivora
Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1718082

Re: Today I Learned

Today I learned the enemy of my enemy is truly my friend. :lol:
by Ivora
Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Can't sleep.... must drink milk.

Lots of it. :roll:
by Ivora
Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

It's amazing how weird things can get if you arrive a minute late.

Life changing, weirdly. :o
by Ivora
Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

'Tis the season to be jolly... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! :P

Earlier every year.
by Ivora
Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Into each life some rain must fall... but too much is falling in mine.
by Ivora
Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Momentary/Meandering/Meditations (Random like the plague

Dear Jelly,

It's time.

Signed, Peanut Butter.
by Ivora
Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

It's no fun when you enjoy it, dear.
by Ivora
Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The + Rapist = Therapist.

They rape your mind. :o
by Ivora
Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 904130

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Holy crap! Its been more then a year since I've first come to xkcd!

Time sure flies. :wink:

I just wanna say I've enjoyed my time here and look forward to the future! :D


... and stuff. :P
by Ivora
Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

What if....?
by Ivora
Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

If you were a booger I'd pick you first. :P
by Ivora
Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I wonder what would happen if it was possible to move Mars on the other side of earths orbit... :shock: Maybe it would stop being such a cold place among other things... what with it being the habitable zone. :roll: Though it would probably take a long ass time to see any changes happen.... but I'm ...
by Ivora
Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Sometimes, even if you cut your head off to please someone, you'd be holding it under the wrong arm.
by Ivora
Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Memories are nice, but that's all they are. :(
by Ivora
Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Oh you guys.... always good for a nice, thick, juicy, spiked, pulsating joke. :P
by Ivora
Wed Aug 18, 2010 6:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Sexual innuendos rock.
by Ivora
Wed Aug 18, 2010 4:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I'd rather have chocolate then sex. :P
by Ivora
Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Accidentally sneezing on people is soooo embarrassing...

for both the Sneezer and the Sneezee. :oops:
by Ivora
Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3485261

Re: Rant Thread - The Spies of Faith

Its really stupid that my niece is unable to go swimming just because she doesn't have the kind of bathing suit that covers your upper chest.

I mean... what the fuck is to worry about? Shes far too young for boobs! :|

Good grief. :roll:
by Ivora
Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I'm afraid apathy is gonna grow to the rest of the world... even parts that don't even know what it is.
by Ivora
Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

phlip wrote:Image


Moar plz.

On another note... a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
by Ivora
Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Vladimir is such a sexy name. :P
by Ivora
Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:27 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: B.C. used penile teen sex test for decades.
Replies: 53
Views: 7241

B.C. used penile teen sex test for decades.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2010/08/08/bc-teen-sex-testing.html?hfu#socialcomments Article in the link. So... yeah. :shock: After having calmed down from the pure shock... There are going to be a shit load of lawsuits shortly following this. So... many... ethical... flaws.... :?
by Ivora
Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I'm gonna reach for the stars... although they look pretty far.
by Ivora
Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Me + you = happy

Me - you = happy

I see no problem here... :|

Though, there is one if you look hard enough.... apparently... :roll:
by Ivora
Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90172
Views: 9100970

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Today was so fucking hot... felt like walking around naked. :|

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