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by Swordfish
Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational fears
Replies: 562
Views: 74761

Belial wrote:I dunno...even with gills, it's not like they have webbed feet, or a body-plan that's even slightly formatted for swimming....I'd be more scared of sharks.


Good idea... :twisted:

Er, I mean, oh yeah, that's a good point, I guess it wouldn't work...
by Swordfish
Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational fears
Replies: 562
Views: 74761

Sharks. Sharks are in the ocean and they eat you. I am even afraid of sharks in the shallows. I am actually even afraid of sharks in freshwater, as strange as that is. There are not sharks there, but I'm scared of them anyway. Also that a giant alligator will eat me. I can't take a bath either. I a...
by Swordfish
Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Moon Landing
Replies: 198
Views: 45866

Re: Moon Landing

Because Buzz Aldrin is a badass. Hell, his legal first name is "Buzz". And that's why we sent him to the moon. If any aliens tried to give us lip, POW! right in the visual sensory apparatus. Eat that, the universe. That might be the single best post I've seen on any forum ever. Now I'm go...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What should I do when I commute to Melbourne every day?
Replies: 53
Views: 7075

Hm... I've heard that the extra oxygen intake from yawning wakens us up, and I guess it wouldn't be good for cavemen to fall asleep from boredom. I also heard that only animals that have meat in their diets yawn. Not sure if it's true, but interesting if it is. Anyway, since I have no idea where Me...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 175320

I was on TV! I was at an interview for an internship with local NBC affiliate. I got to stay through the evening news. At one point, the head meteorologist pointed at the computer I was sitting in front of, said "Look like you're busy," and walked out toward a camera. I was in the backgrou...
by Swordfish
Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: More problems with females!
Replies: 358
Views: 46235

Re: More problems with females!

but what would be the best response? she's an optimistic, caring, clever individual Srsly. If she's interested in you, it'll be music to her ears and hopefully make her realise that it might be mutual. If not, it's still a really sweet and- more importantly- genuine compliment. You obviously have a...
by Swordfish
Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucid Dreaming
Replies: 71
Views: 11961

This is off topic, but I have to know.

DeLarge, is that Dr. Strangelove in your avatar?
by Swordfish
Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Where I come from, we stereotype people who come from the neighboring town. For that matter, we stereotype people who come from the tiny village 18 km outside of town. There is a place nearby that is a pit of squalor and toxic refuse that we have harsh stereotypes of people from there... ... It's c...
by Swordfish
Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

singing about potatoes wrote:How can you even HAVE regional stereotypes in England? It's like the size of my backyard. :P


Hey, we've got regional steereotypes here just across the damn state. People in Pittsburgh seem to hate those of us in Philadelphia... not too sure why.
by Swordfish
Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How old are you?
Replies: 141
Views: 18229

I'm in what seems to be the majority bracket here.

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by Swordfish
Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucid Dreaming
Replies: 71
Views: 11961

I've felt everything in dreams, including pain before. I actually felt pain in a dream for the first time last night, it was kinda weird. As for lucid dreaming, I do that pretty frequently. The strange thing about when I dream is that, when my dreams are very close to reality, I know that I'm dream...
by Swordfish
Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

They completely screwed with the SATs. Luckily I graduated before they made the changes.

Ah none of that stuff helps you with important things, like dragon slaying... which I have to get back to.
by Swordfish
Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational fears
Replies: 562
Views: 74761

Self-aware robots. I was watching something on the travel channel about Japan, and apparently they have computerized toilets. If the toilet becomes self-aware, game over, man, game over.

In all seriousness, there's nothing that comes to mind that I have an irrational fear of.
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

I'm serving whatever the hell I cut off of that abomination. It'll be a surprise.

And just because you're younger then me doesn't change the fact that you're a ball crushing bitch.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be back in five.
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Well the need for a male to "slay dragons" implies helplessness which in turn is acknowledged as "damsel in distress." :roll: Society never fails to make me laugh... Oh, well, if the dragon is impatient for you to slay it, by all means, go ahead. :D And, hey! No need to bring ag...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

First of all, I am not a damsel in distress. :evil: Secondly, what dragon? >.> I never said you were a damsel in distress, just nothing screams manliness like slaying a dragon. Secondly... That dragon. *Points outside to an impatient looking dragon who has his arms crossed and is tapping his foot* ...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

thefiddler wrote:Seeing as how I'm the one who took it away, I alone can bestow it upon you again.

Better start kissing ass. :P


What if I slay the dragon? Then can I have it back?
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

I thought seppuku involved actually REMOVING organs, in which case it would be overkill, but definitely an extension of the theme. Right, the hard part is already done, so all I have to do is pull my intestines out of the stab wound. And fiddler was right, potato-fetish, the condition of your genit...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

I love how I was the one who emasculated both of you, in case neither of you had made the connection. :D Well I was certainly aware that you're the one who did it to me, but I'm not too concerned with potato-boy's state of masculinity over there. Ball crushing bitch... In that case, there's only on...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Why the hell ISN'T there a comically defensive emoticon? That would be SO useful... That's often my emotion, so I would probably get a lot of use out of it. Anyway, I think (not positive though) that the creaters of Cowboy Bebop had this in mind when they decided on the name. Plus, there's that las...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Well, what kind of guy would want to be associated with an animal that obviously has a SEVERE need for compensation? ;) I didn't get my screenname from the fish, it's the name of the damn spacecraft in my avatar! (There's no emoticon that adequately describes my emotion right now, so just think tha...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

YOU'VE been emasculated? The first fuckin' post related to me in ANY WAY referred to me as female. You ain't got nothing. Or rather, you do. Well, that's your own damn fault for not revealing your gender in your first post. :P I went ahead and told people that I was a guy in my first post and was s...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

You know, with some of the tangents I've started here, I think I deserved all that "tough love" I got.
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:06 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

I've been here a week and I've already had some person swear vengance upon me just for my major, I've been stabbed, and I've been emasculated.

Marvelous.
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

You're still alive, you're just gushing blood out of a large hole in your abdomen. Man, it sucks to be you. :P Oh that's what that is. I suppose I should get to a hospital or something, but I am sitting down... Also, I've been bleeding for a really long time now, I must have more blood then I thoug...
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Some old (less then 24 hour old) business to attend to...

Gordon wrote:*stabs swordfish*

Well guess I'm done here.


That wasn't fair! But, I'm still here, does that make me a zombie now?
by Swordfish
Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

singing about potatoes wrote:Yeah, and I have the right to be an annoying hypocrite (I was joking by the way). It's in the U.S. constitution, right after the right to alienate one's allies and right before the right to tease people who live in Canada.


Those are the 45th through 47th amendments if I recall correctly :)
by Swordfish
Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: An open letter
Replies: 11
Views: 1738

Re: An open letter

thefiddler wrote:
hermaj wrote:xxx Hermaj.

Those are kisses, right? :D


No! They're hugs! (hoping to incite another riot on the subject)

If anyone mentions Xs being hugs again, honest to God I'm going to do something horrible to them. You have been warned.
by Swordfish
Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Saddest day ever
Replies: 22
Views: 4583

Darnit! Cap was my favorite marvel superhero, too... Oh well, it's marvel, so he's not gona stay dead for too long. Just ask any of the X-men, they've all died, like, seven times a piece. Intriguing note though (also a bit of a spoiler if you haven't read Civil War 7, you've been warned)... The Puni...
by Swordfish
Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

hermaj wrote::shock:

...They're still in wrappers!

(Also I am not actually throwing condoms at people. It is all make-believe.)


But make believe condoms don't work at all, let alone when they're in their make believe wrappers.
by Swordfish
Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

lanicita wrote:Well now that's not how you properly use a condom.


Eh, hermaj throws enough of them around and one is bound to land correctly... assuming someone is cyber-naked.
by Swordfish
Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Do you happen to know what e sounds like as a frequency ratio? *scribbles on notebook* Looks like it's an octave plus a fourth plus 31 cents. Hm. Not sure that would do much for ya. Redefining the octave as based on a frequency ratio of e instead of 2 always sounds like a better idea than it is (in...
by Swordfish
Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

Because I decided I'd rather go to school in New York than a school in the middle of nowhere that actually HAD a meteorology major :? Actually I wouldn't trade NYU for anything. I just wish we had the major here. I'm grabbing an environmental studies minor instead so I'm good. Yeah, it was a bit di...
by Swordfish
Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

lanicita wrote:I already hate you because you get to be a meteorology student and I don't. *pouts*


:cry:

Well that hardly seems fair at all...

If you don't mind my asking, why don't you get to be one?
by Swordfish
Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRODUCTIONS THREAD
Replies: 3985
Views: 686300

[quote=LE4dGOLEM] WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! [/quote] ... I was hoping that I could have made that my first post, but, it's been said already. Now for the introductions. My name is Drew (I'm a guy, I know that name can go either way), and I'm a 20 year old meteorology student, originally from j...

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