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Angkor Wat?

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flicky1991 wrote:Americans don't seem to realise just how strong of a word "wanker" is. Hearing an otherwise-posh-sounding English character say it in an American show sounds like if Frasier Crane casually threw the word "motherfucker" into a sentence.

I'd watch that.

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As someone who works outside year round, don't bother with the expensive ones. We tend to use the chemical hand warmers (Hot Hands are the best, IMO), and a double layer of wool/leather gloves (Wool is better, as it breathes and stays warm even when wet, but leather acts as a windbreaker). We work a...

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Wee Willy winky.

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Would 'weiner' have been a better choice? Onanstic connoisseur doesn't have the same pithy weight or punnish qualities.

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not so fast, wanker.

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granted, its weta instead:

I wish this stupid pneumonia would go away.

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welp, glad I waited til the kiddos were to bed before having that play... (sigh)

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flicky1991 wrote:And it's always quick with me.

...

Eh, it gets better as you get older.

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That escalated a little faster than usual.

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Needs more Amy.

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Also, you're welcome!

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I like exclamation marks!

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I am more than a decade older than you!

Happy Finished Another Orbit day!

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I can't give up plopping! Give me a break, it's my birthday! http://blogs.tntech.edu/kimmy/files/2015/02/4lFdlEN.gif https://66.media.tumblr.com/96be3c248dd2c3c62540b276d3a57a02/tumblr_inline_occ38fCu3e1t97dte_500.gif http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/60740-File-happy-Birthday-David-Tennan...

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less plopping, at least.

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Very tempted to quit work now. Boss continually makes me feel like shit for his failings as a manager, expects me to work 12-14 hour days, and I'm literally sick because of stress. No back up plan though, and no savings to make it through until Spring, and I am sole breadwinner in the house. This is...

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Also, bears have a good sense of smell, but rather poor vision.

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that would be difficult, wearing blaze orange and all

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well, the other option was just stand there, and it didn't seem like a good idea at the time.

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It stood up about fifteen feet from me. I stood stock still, said, "Oh, hello, bear." and then ran like hell. He followed for about a hundred feet then apparently got bored and went elsewhere (I didn't look back).

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ok, so thats slightly more terrifying than my dream last night that I was chased by bear while surveying (and yes, it has happened before).

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part of me want to make a game in here that is "You must kill flicky while counting up in base duck."

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HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOO!

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adnapemit wrote:
Tillian wrote:Am I doing it right, eran?

That's what she said.

Yep!

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granted, they are set on fire less often. i wish for a nice girl to marry me tommarow and not related by blood and we would both live at least 40 more years. Granted, a nice girl marries M. E. Tommarow. Neither Mr. Tommarow nor the girl are related to you in way. They (and you) live 40 more years, ...

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That didn't take that long.

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don't be embarassed. I'm sure we'll go back to talking about genitalia before too long.

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REALLY?

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"Admiral Akbar, table for two...."

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good news, this thread died along with you.

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The DoT highway plan I am working on has a grease trap from a restaurant labeled "GREECE TRAP".

I think someone didn't look too close at the spellchecker.

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granted - your heart explodes instead.

I wish Jose would stop exploding.

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I AM DOWN TO ONE CUP A DAY.

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i only function because of caffeine. speaking of, time to go get my coffee!

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granted - you are erased from the space-time continuum and have never existed.

I wish for a time travel machine that allows me to go forward or back to a date and time of my choosing, and that comes with me so that I can return to my initial date and time. So many points in history to fix...

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no, they get up at 06:30 for school, but there is fighting and grumbling about it every single flipping day.

And then naturally, on weekends, when I can sleep in, they like to get up at 07:10. Because reasons.

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