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by Sprocket
Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1512:"Horoscopes"
Replies: 43
Views: 9423

Re: 1512:"Horoscopes"

lol the alt. text. No Randy, that's if you're born through the looking glass. For Scorpio, I suggest Valentine's Day. Could be the case for me... Likewise it could be either of my parent's birthdays… "I'm going to go complain on the forum about how nothern-hemisphere-centric this is." *rea...
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9225653

Re: Inspirations

speising wrote:
ucim wrote:[ ] And your father smelled of elderberry.

I don't get that one? Why is that bad?

it never seemed bad to me either.

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by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1424131

Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlZaOfi_miETjFOQd9JnFXzXOui_sas2r3vQCQXksffI-2aRjG You should be using a burr grinder, rather than slicing or cutting. I like my men like I like my coffee? http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/874135108/coffee_woman_covered_in_bees_boxer_brief.jpg...
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3531180

Re: Rant Thread : For all your obscenity screaming needs

... I have a strong suspicion that most people who seem to congregate in huge like-minded echochambers don't all just coincidentally agree and get along, but are so intellectually weak and hollow (lacking any real personal independent convictions) that they just adopt nominal agreement with the peo...
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Eddie Izzard & The Battle of Hastings
Replies: 3
Views: 2163

Re: Eddie Izzard & The Battle of Hastings

Deva wrote:Here. (Just in case: 38:00.)

Thanks for this! :-)
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1831511

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Burkitt wrote:xkcdsw: 2020

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Kids born after the death of Osama bin Laden will be visiting Afghanistan around 2030. If kids born after the Russian occupation of Crimea get sent there I'll just be glad they made it to eighteen.

Source xkcd 647

Yes.
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:05 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [US] Cambervillains (Boston Area)
Replies: 3400
Views: 612102

Re: [US] Cambervillains (Boston Area)

anyone want to go to OSG Paintball in New Hampshire on 4/26?
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1511: "Spice Girl
Replies: 70
Views: 15835

Re: 1511: "Spice Girl

Anyone else jump straight to Bene Gesserit? They're the only spice girls I know that go around trying to start wars. I'll tell you what I want, that which I really, truly desire, So inform me the item or items of which thou art enamoured, those the aforementioned person definitely, indubitably crave...
by Sprocket
Mon Apr 13, 2015 9:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1510: "Napoleon"
Replies: 28
Views: 10376

Re: 1510: "Napoleon"

This reminded me of the following episode of Northern exposure. (Careful, this website was Recreated in 2002, and stems back to it's original form from the 1990s) in The Body in Question our learned liberals living in idyllic Alaskan malaise discover a body frozen in a block of ice, which they begi...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: 1190: "Time"

But the mirror has the full JPEG http://1190.bicyclesonthemoon.info/ott/image/http_3A_2F_2Fvignette4_2Ewikia_2Enocookie_2Enet_2Fxkcd_2Dtime_2Fimages_2Fd_2Fde_2FFindTheOtter_2Ejpg_2Frevision_2Flatest_3Fcb_3D20150311030228.jpg I found gmal…. that's amazing. But if I am in here, I should be naked with...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1498: "Terry Pratchett"
Replies: 43
Views: 13798

Re: 2048: "Douglass Adams"

Seems unlikely. We live in the past where The Tea Time of the Gods is fleeting.
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: 1190: "Time"

More like, wasn't like something you should bother feeling sorry for yourself about or worry that you are a pariah about. I'm super not good at not feeling like a pariah, but I've gotten a lot better at it! Step 2: move on. Step 3: act in your future endeavors as though you have learned something. I...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: 1190: "Time"

Forgiveness is not necessarily the point of an apology. I think letting someone know you're sorry is important. Some people appreciate it very much, knowing who might not is basically impossible. me: maybe I'm TOO nice! Elise: that is probably not it me: No I need to be a manipulative jack ass it's ...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: Time Revisited - np519

I was around in the times when otter/duck was created, and my post count was cut due to a horrible frost bite incident, after walking to the fora, in the snow, up hill, both ways. Aye, I'd be a mod, but I'm too much a of a badass, and don't like rules. I'm also horribly irresponsible. There are stil...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: 1190: "Time"

gmalivuk wrote:If we banned everyone who was occasionally an inadvertent dick there would be no one left on the forums.

I think Haze and PicSar would be sitting in a vacuous XKaveCD together.
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:34 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The Thread To Remind Me We're Living In The Future
Replies: 1932
Views: 401477

Re: The Thread To Remind Me We're Living In The Future

Diadem wrote:Do vampires even use facebook? I mean they can't post mirror-selfies, and what's the point of facebook without those?

They can post regular selfies.
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1509: "Scenery Cheat Sheet"
Replies: 80
Views: 23913

Re: 1509: "Scenery Cheat Sheet"

John W Kennedy wrote:He wanted to be somewhere that Woolworth hadn’t already snapped up all the good locations.

I admit it, you are funnier than I am :)
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1510: "Napoleon"
Replies: 28
Views: 10376

Re: 1510: "Napoleon"

This reminded me of the following episode of Northern exposure. (Careful, this website was Recreated in 2002, and stems back to it's original form from the 1990s) in The Body in Question our learned liberals living in idyllic Alaskan malaise discover a body frozen in a block of ice, which they begin...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: 1190: "Time"

Elise: will you have your stuff with you to leave from there for whiskey? me: what kind of stuff do I need for whiskey? Should I bring my harness? just incase of emergency spelunking? Elise: you dont have to bring anything other than like, a wallett. but I like to bring a bag to put the water bottl...
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1509: "Scenery Cheat Sheet"
Replies: 80
Views: 23913

Re: 1509: "Scenery Cheat Sheet"

John W Kennedy wrote:years in South Dakota.
why would anyone do that?
by Sprocket
Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1509: "Scenery Cheat Sheet"
Replies: 80
Views: 23913

Re: 1509: "Scenery Cheat Sheet"

COME ON Randy, use Boondocks Saints instead of that TERRIBLE "Departed" movie (though a lot more of it was actually shot in Boston I guess…. grumble grumble…oooh use Next Stop Wonderland?) I kept thinking about All Dogs Go To Heaven the entire time I was watching The Frog Princess. I wonde...
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The Great Recommendation Thread (Movie, TV, Anime, Cartoon)
Replies: 317
Views: 179299

Re: The Great Recommendation Thread (Movie, TV, Anime, Carto

roband wrote:
redraw wrote:The Grand Budapest Hotel

GREAT movie. Not a huge fan of his other stuff, but thith was perfect.

Try again Roband. I find some of his movies take a different mood to enjoy.
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Phone Etiquette Question
Replies: 14
Views: 3427

Re: Phone Etiquette Question

Yes, but that is kind of a dick move. And so is turning everyone into pink zombies. MUAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:30 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4783
Views: 941557

Re: Today we Made:

Risoto is kind of the most awesomest. ::NOM NOM NOM SOOOOOOUUUUUUL!::
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:24 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [EUR] Continental Europe!
Replies: 205
Views: 230996

Re: [EUR] Continental Europe!

Sounds like fun.
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Interest Calculator
Replies: 6
Views: 1769

Re: Interest Calculator

Tirian.
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 159334

Re: Mar 25th - PROCLAMATION FROM THE SOAPBOX IN SATOR SQUARE

SFX wrote:It comes in waves

you still around?
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:28 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Today I Made:
Replies: 4783
Views: 941557

Re: Today we Made:

EARL GREY CUPCAKES!? Yes. Yes. This should happen.
by Sprocket
Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]
Replies: 198
Views: 26101

Re: LANCE CONSTABLES, When I say jump, you say WHAT COLOUR!

Sandry 1726
LL Cool J765
Cytoplasm 1310
Tirian 1708
PolakoVoador932
Zohar5552
Yakk 10595
Chen 4261

I THINK YOU ARE AT LEAST ONE ROUND BEHIND.
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 913124

Re: awethome Thread: awethome

INCREASE THE MADNESS!
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1190: "Time"
Replies: 107345
Views: 51657290

Re: She doesn't wear trousers

HES wrote:So much chocolate. are we being punished for some kind of hershey?
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Mar 25th - Actual Important Announcement - Mod Madness 2015
Replies: 582
Views: 159334

Re: Mar 25th - PROCLAMATION FROM THE SOAPBOX IN SATOR SQUARE

It's the tea time of the gods.
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Community
Replies: 188
Views: 108778

Re: Community

And now that it's back on Yahoo Screen - well the first episode was good, the second was reasonable. The third was a little more out there. I haven't seen the fourth.
Too many commercials is my biggest complaint. I really like that Abed's back to his pre-post-Donald Glover self.
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What is Good?
Replies: 21
Views: 4160

Re: What is Good?

Angua wrote:we like the Granny Weatherwax way of thinking:

"Evil begins when you being to treat people as thingth. Including yourself"

we figure if you avoid being evil, then you're probably good enough.
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:29 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Is White Dominance Exaggerated?
Replies: 348
Views: 70605

Re: Is White Dominance Exaggerated?

we just assume that the character is whatever the author is, since most of them are author avatars anyway. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is weird, in that we picture most of the Ankh-Morporkians as British even though Ankh-Morpork is obviously Rome. The others are easier to see as their obvious ...
by Sprocket
Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:27 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Discworld Mafia: Day 5: No Deadline
Replies: 324
Views: 28278

Re: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Mafia: Day One

because voting the mod contributes nothing to the discussion but appears slightly more active than not voting. Thats a good point it does smack of trying to appear active Unvote Vote Bignose we thought it was pretty poor of Minestrone to provide an almost non-existent reason to vote for us, but the...
by Sprocket
Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Double Post: Count to a Million Edition
Replies: 41628
Views: 2366496

Re: inappropriately frivolous buggers: count two lots Editio

8483

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by Sprocket
Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stick Figureheads crossword
Replies: 1
Views: 1493

Re: Stick Figureheads crossword

Fair enough.
by Sprocket
Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1424131

Re: OOK!'OOK! OOK!:OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK! OOK!

This is super impressive.
by Sprocket
Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Is Bitcoin still a thing?
Replies: 14
Views: 5158

Re: Is Bitcoin still a thing?

Bitcoin was never a thing. It was a lie constructed by Bill Gates and Demi Moore.
Go back to your mom's basement, NERDS.

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