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by Mumpy
Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25935
Views: 2254276

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted! Now you're deaf.

I wish that my computer would STOP CRASHING.
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23560
Views: 1685877

Re: Guess The Next Poster

God no.

But then again, maybe you were a little premature
_infina_
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2247061

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

i'm of the firm belief if jesus would return to earth right now - his most vocal supporters would denounce him as "peace loving communist -hippie" Absolutely, and then spend the rest of the time trying to prove that because he's a part of the Koran, he shouldn't/can't be Christian. I can ...
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25935
Views: 2254276

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you can't access it.

I wish for vote reform in the uk.
by Mumpy
Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25935
Views: 2254276

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but you are now emotionally dead inside.

I wish organising stuff wasn't so hard.
by Mumpy
Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25935
Views: 2254276

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, now you have an all day exam Monday.

I wish my friendship group wasn't splitting apart.
by Mumpy
Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2247061

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

It's also my background. I think it has a ring of truth to it. I mean, I'm not religious at all, but if Jesus does exist, and did come back, then that guy would surely know how to party.

I can see it now, the son of god doing a keg stand from a drainpipe.
by Mumpy
Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10916
Views: 2247061

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Oh hi there! M'names Ruori, I'm 18, just started a gap year. I live in Oxford, which is a pretty awesome place to do so. I'm happy because I've just got a job/sad because my best friend has just moved to Manchester for uni/hungry because it's 5.30.
by Mumpy
Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing
Replies: 490
Views: 54023

Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

It really really was, It was a joint party with a friend, we hired out a pub, moved onto a (dubstep!) club, only two people were sick, we got back to my house at 4, I passed out for an hour at 7, woke up at 8 with just about every movable thing in my room sellotaped to me and there were still about ...
by Mumpy
Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing
Replies: 490
Views: 54023

Re: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unplea

Seriously guys... these aren't that bad... I have some ridiculous ones. I almost feel like I shouldn't really post them, but since its from facebook, it's not like the internet doesn't have them already. First off just to identify me, it's a random face but not too bad http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.ne...
by Mumpy
Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You're trying to predict the behavior of...
Replies: 23
Views: 3685

Re: You're trying to predict the behavior of...

You're trying to predict the behaviour of nothing? Just model it as predicting something and then add a secondary term for not actually having anything.
Why do people post without setting up the next guy anyway?

You're trying to predict the behaviour of /b/?
by Mumpy
Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7509
Views: 680783

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Yes!

Can you lay your hands on a complete TV series?
by Mumpy
Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unnecessary Censorship
Replies: 114
Views: 12962

Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Kromix wrote:
[Censored] bring Justin Beiber's [Censored] here...



Well, to be honest, this is just a paler version of the Faid thread.
by Mumpy
Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2654
Views: 251762

Re: Mornington Crescent

Ahem. I would like to point out that since I was at Moorgate to begin with, and what with slyreaper having brought water into play, I am immune to your blocks, even if only in the lateral sense. I must take advantage of this with a nicely placed Kentish town.
by Mumpy
Tue Sep 14, 2010 10:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2654
Views: 251762

Re: Mornington Crescent

Roadie, I know what your driving at, but I'm afraid your forgetting the recent addition of rules to prevent such an audacious sweep. However, more importantly, you are also forgetting the extension of the central line in 1949 to Epping, an addition engineers felt they had to make after some gang of ...
by Mumpy
Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2615563

Re: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out

Marinade the nether rod in the squish mitten? That has to be the best goddamn line of any song ever.

Also, I'm convinced that I'm a dickhead. I think the most horrible thoughts, that I would genuinely hate another person if they ever voiced anything similar too.
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Fallout: New Vegas : It's Anti-Materiel. Not Material.
Replies: 613
Views: 87265

Re: Fallout: New Vegas

I'm seriously looking forward to seeing how hard "Hardcore mode" is really gonna be, thirst n crap like that, *awesome*.
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: $5 Dollars!
Replies: 139
Views: 12278

Re: $5 Dollars!

Well played, well played.
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: $5 Dollars!
Replies: 139
Views: 12278

Re: $5 Dollars!

did I win? There are, of course, some rules. For a post to win, that post must be relevant to the topic or current conversation. Any blank post, randomly generated post, or post that contains under 4 English words will be discounted if it is the 2023rd 112th post, and the experiment will restart. J...
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Mornington Crescent
Replies: 2654
Views: 251762

Re: Mornington Crescent

Ok, I'm not sure about this, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that let me block you thouroughly, while joining,with Hammersmith.
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23560
Views: 1685877

Re: Guess The Next Poster

No, but Felstaff hasn't posted in a while, so him next.
by Mumpy
Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Cambridge University at no. 1 in world ranking.
Replies: 48
Views: 5526

Re: Cambridge University at no. 1 in world ranking.

The most important thing to assess about Universities is the number of drinking establisments per square mile in the surrounding area FTFY. More suprisingly by that metric, Oxford would top out the UK for an all of city average, but fall behind Sheffield and certain London uni's for drinking establ...
by Mumpy
Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:00 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: [UK] Oxford, at the start of the new term?
Replies: 58
Views: 81379

Re: [UK] Oxford, at the start of the new term?

Cool, this sounds good, where do people want to go?
by Mumpy
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 328046

Re: Misquote the person above you.

Donkey rape me plz why.... why a donkey? why not me? Vaseline has a special surprise for you. [ms. tastelikecoke, please tell me that you guessed that I'm lutheran.] really? I just thought of random things. and by the way, I love you! I have a vajayjay!. OH HOW EXCITING! THIS I SIMPLY MUST SEE FOR ...
by Mumpy
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23560
Views: 1685877

Re: Guess The Next Poster

Curveball!

Gmalivuk
by Mumpy
Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Year 3000.
Replies: 112
Views: 13005

Re: The Year 3000.

Cars, by 2100 will be irrelevant. Not because of jet packs or teleporters or anything like that, but because towns and cities will have grown so much that anything you could ever need will be within walking distance, or no distance at all due to advances in Internet connection. Really? No visiting ...
by Mumpy
Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90089
Views: 8461612

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Oregonaut wrote:I hate people! :D


But why? People are so nice (usually)
by Mumpy
Mon Aug 30, 2010 3:30 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Energy Drinks
Replies: 72
Views: 10723

Re: Energy Drinks

Hey guys, look what else got defictionalised...

https://www.powerthirst.ca/store.aspx

Awesome.
by Mumpy
Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Your last meal.
Replies: 56
Views: 33789

Re: Your last meal.

We had this conversation a while back in our friendship group, so I'm well prepared in case the BNP get in and decide that being a lefty liberal is cause enough. First off, Ima do it the way the OP said, 1. Calamari, really fresh calamari. With a really fresh salad. Lettuce, green and red peppers 2....
by Mumpy
Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Music That Automatically Puts You In A Good Mood
Replies: 34
Views: 6883

Re: Music That Automatically Puts You In A Good Mood

Grizzly bear - two weeks.

and also Fakeblood, pretty much any Fakeblood.
by Mumpy
Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:13 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Your last and next concert?
Replies: 438
Views: 192057

Re: Your last and next concert?

Last gig must have been Run at bristol. Oh man, a couple of hours of hatcha and mensah were exactly what I needed. Next one, probably something like this.

http://www.ents24.com/web/event/2026756/Fabriclive.html

Oh yeaaaah.
by Mumpy
Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:52 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Tomlinson death will not lead to charges
Replies: 67
Views: 6116

Re: Tomlinson death will not lead to charges

You'd think they were normal, flawed human beings or something. Your description fits pretty much every group or organisation I know. Few of the others are viewed with such generalised irrational hatred (politicians and lawyers being the exceptions). I think Griffin dealt with this point near perfe...
by Mumpy
Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:57 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Song
Replies: 47
Views: 51663

Re: Favorite Song

Feeling pretty outclassed here, but I'm going to go with Fakeblood - Mars, It just makes me too happy for a song I have heard so many times.
by Mumpy
Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:41 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Worst song lyrics
Replies: 332
Views: 58613

Re: Worst song lyrics

How about from the Wombats - kill the director?

"Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don't talk to girls they'll break your heart
"

Or even"This is no, Bridget Jones" Repeat ad nauseum....

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