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by william
Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:02 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: PETA Ad Banned From Super Bowl For Being "Too Sexy"
Replies: 70
Views: 6381

Re: PETA Ad Banned From Super Bowl For Being "Too Sexy"

Dream wrote:
Soundwave Guy wrote:chicks ... ... chicks

I don't think anyone needs to read anything between these two... words. Every sentence is like a black hole of stupid.

"Oh please. I hear chicks watch these days."

Much better, and much less stupid than his original comment.
by william
Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:45 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: My President is Black, Fox News Complains
Replies: 310
Views: 17524

Re: My President is Black, Fox News Complains

So if we really absolutely positively aren't post-racial, I would like some specific reasons why we, as a nation, are pervasively racial. This seems to me to be a false dichotomy. What people need to realize here is that Barack Obama is the furthest left candidate ever to run for the office of pres...
by william
Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Can raptors be defeated?
Replies: 51
Views: 7182

Re: Can raptors be defeated?

Ianto wrote:OK, we've sorted normal raptors what about raptors on hoverboards??

You're fucked.
by william
Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Sen. Russ Feingold proposes constitutional amendment
Replies: 21
Views: 1206

Re: Sen. Russ Feingold proposes constitutional amendment

I think it will pass. Nobody's going to argue for senatorial appointments post-Blagojevich.
by william
Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0535: "It Might be Cool"
Replies: 147
Views: 26443

Re: "It Might be Cool" discussion

Katieesq wrote:I am posting here solely because I feel my avatar is germane to the discussion (sorta).

Carry on.

Oh my god that is so cute! I'm not sure if I could eat it, haha.
by william
Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0535: "It Might be Cool"
Replies: 147
Views: 26443

Re: "It Might be Cool" discussion

Aren't females naturally weaker than men in the upper body, and men weaker than women in the lower body? Men's world record for the mile: 3:43.13 Women's world record for the mile: 4:12.56 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile_run I'm not sure if this is a good measure of lower body strength because of...
by william
Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? (American)
Replies: 61
Views: 3626

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? (American)

Just go to college football. There you can find plenty of teams that have never won a national championship!
by william
Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: GLBT Group Receives Hate Mail From Alabama U Office Worker
Replies: 134
Views: 9124

Re: GLBT Group Receives Hate Mail From Alabama U office worker

It really pisses me off that we've managed to get off into bizarre tangents on the difference between violence against LGBT and domestic violence or whether somebody is actually decapitated by their neighbors or just violently killed by somebody else rather than the fact that Alabama is the state th...
by william
Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:12 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: GLBT Group Receives Hate Mail From Alabama U Office Worker
Replies: 134
Views: 9124

Re: GLBT Group Receives Hate Mail From Alabama University

Alabama is, however, the state that tried to ban books that mentioned homosexuality in anything but a negative light. That isn't as dangerous as the random decapitations Lucrece tried to mention but it's still disconcerting
by william
Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0532: "Piano"
Replies: 224
Views: 74284

Re: "Piano" Discussion

I didn't get it until I read the alt-text. And then I got it.
by william
Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:23 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Israel Puts Media Clamp on Gaza
Replies: 54
Views: 4077

Re: Israel Puts Media Clamp on Gaza

As for Hamas using human shields being a myth. Well, if you demand that I cite sources, what about you doing the same. You're making a pretty extreme statement here. You'd better back it up with some solid proof. You... you want him to cite a source to prove that Hamas don't use civilians as human ...
by william
Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:02 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Cops execute Oscar Grant on subway platform
Replies: 129
Views: 9720

Re: Cops execute Oscar Grant on subway platform

Furthermore, if BART is as cushy as people say it is, why do these glorified mall cops need guns?
by william
Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:02 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Man Required to Pay Child Support - but He's not the Father
Replies: 82
Views: 5580

Re: Man Required to Pay Child Support - but He's not the Father

The child has a right to this money, I think. He has been paying child support for a decade. On the other hand, I really hate how sexist child-support law is, and his wife is a petty bitch . He should get more time with the kids, not less. *double facepalm* I'm going to agree with the facepalm on t...
by william
Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:59 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Porn Industry wants a bailout...
Replies: 50
Views: 2900

Re: Porn Industry wants a bailout...

Izawwlgood wrote:Wow, I vehemently disagree. I think porn is one of the cornerstones of a healthy society.

It's also a cornerstone of 4chan, probably one of the most unhealthy societies around.

Actually, though, I think I might just be mad about how way too many people on the Internet obsess over porn.
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:57 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Porn Industry wants a bailout...
Replies: 50
Views: 2900

Re: Porn Industry wants a bailout...

Personally, I think we'd be better if the porn industry(everywhere) went out of business.
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: The greatest enemy of capitalism
Replies: 56
Views: 5863

Re: The greatest enemy of capitalism

The assumption is that we want no pollution. This is a faulty assumption. The reality is that we want to reduce pollution.
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:11 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Apple to eliminate DRM on all iTMS songs
Replies: 13
Views: 1007

Re: Apple to eliminate DRM on all iTMS songs

Lossless formats are overrated.
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.
Replies: 153
Views: 20419

Re: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.

'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:MEME IS THE NEW MEME

*Blagosphere implodes from infinite recursion*

The term "Blagosphere" is infinitely funnier now that Rod Blagojevich has gotten in trouble for selling a Senate seat.
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:44 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ex-KGB Analyst predicts USA "Disintegrates" by 2010
Replies: 71
Views: 6509

Re: Ex-KGB Analyst predicts USA "Disintegrates" by 2010

Even so, the Civil War shows that people will gladly gun down their families over different beliefs.
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:38 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Atty. General Asks CA SC To Throw Out Prop 8
Replies: 109
Views: 7248

Re: Atty. General Asks CA SC To Throw Out Prop 8

I have a hard time understanding why multiple posters insist on reacting as though I said there should be different terms for heterosexual and homosexual unions, when it's completely counter to my actual opinion. I've looked back at all my posts in the thread, convinced I must be communicating poor...
by william
Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:32 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Never did I think Microsoft would reach its endgame so soon.
Replies: 58
Views: 6192

Re: Never did I think Microsoft would reach its endgame so soon.

Don't quote me on this, but I believe the idea behind cloud computing is that your computer isn't actually doing the processing; it's acting more like a glorified I/O terminal for the cloud. For another metaphor (can never have too many!), you're writing the order down and giving it to the kitchen—...
by william
Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:22 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: New Jersey forces eharmony to offer same-sex matching
Replies: 66
Views: 5894

Re: New Jersey forces eharmony to offer same-sex matching

There's a distinct difference between discriminating between people because of who they are (for example, a Green Bay Packers fan) and discriminating between people because of what they are (for example, a black man). The difference is that one involves a conscious choice, and the other does not. T...
by william
Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Atty. General Asks CA SC To Throw Out Prop 8
Replies: 109
Views: 7248

Re: Atty. General Asks CA SC To Throw Out Prop 8

I just realized something. The Lemon test specifically mentions an excessive entanglement between government and religion. Why, then, do we still let priests perform marriages?
by william
Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 1200 killed, many more injured in Israeli attacks in Gaza
Replies: 670
Views: 37764

Re: 200 killed, 700 injured in Israeli air attack on Gaza

Schmendreck wrote:Additionally, if the UN is not anti-Israel, why is Israel the only country in the entirety of the U.N. that cannot hold a seat on the security council?

If it weren't for the fact that Israel is often the 2 in a 180-2 vote that still doesn't pass(because the US has a veto) I'd be more concerned.
by william
Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:40 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: 1200 killed, many more injured in Israeli attacks in Gaza
Replies: 670
Views: 37764

Re: 200 killed, 700 injured in Israeli air attack on Gaza

Obsidius wrote:-The Arabs intended to kill all the Jews. some might call that "Genocide"

Please do not use the term "The Arabs" like that. If you mean Hamas, say Hamas.
by william
Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:36 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ex-KGB Analyst predicts USA "Disintegrates" by 2010
Replies: 71
Views: 6509

Re: Ex-KGB Analyst predicts USA "Disintegrates" by 2010

Whenever I try to imagine what a US break-up would look like, I wonder what states are similar enough culturally and politically to want to stay together. And, in addition to some southern states, I'm almost sure that two of the most inseparable states would be New York and California. Heck, if som...
by william
Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? (American)
Replies: 61
Views: 3626

Re: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? (American)

I follow college football, but USC (the real one, the one in South Carolina) Since when is South Carolina more real than southen California!?!? [/lives in southern California] Since South Carolina has less completely fucking insane people, per square mile? As a North Carolinian, I have to dispute t...
by william
Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.
Replies: 153
Views: 20419

Re: Oops, I accidentally a whole meme.

I'd just use wiki as the plural of wiki.
by william
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0524: "Party"
Replies: 141
Views: 27642

Re: "Party" Discussion

Punch and bowl: $12.00 Music playlist: $41.58 Decorations: $26.50 Getting the ultimate Rick Roll for the one you love: Priceless There are some things money can buy, for everything else, there's XKCD Wait . . .why is there a price next to music playlist? I think we're assuming that this playlist wa...
by william
Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:39 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Ahmadinejad gives Channel 4's alternative Christmas message
Replies: 16
Views: 1885

Re: Ahmadinejad gives Channel 4's alternative Christmas message

Am I the only one noticing a lot of parallels between what Ahmadinejad said and what a lot of conservative, fundamentalist Christians say? That's because when you scratch even a teensy bit beneath the surface, they're saying the same kinds of things. Actually, his previous rhetoric was even more fu...
by william
Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0522: "Google Trends"
Replies: 131
Views: 23549

Re: "Google Trends" Discussion

freastro wrote:Maybe I'm missing something...

Men,kissing
Delhi, India (TOP)
Los Angeles, CA (TOP US)

Installing,ubuntu (edited to correct)
Minneapolis, MN
Seattle, WA

(I'm sure you can Google the rest...)

http://www.google.com/trends?q="men+kissing"&date=all&geo=usa&ctab=-1&sa=N
by william
Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2493025

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Pay a kid to go tug at the beard. Unfortunately, our mall isn't cheap - they pay for the actor with a real beard. And the only thing that's stopping me is I know the kids wouldn't believe me. Or at least, so few of them would, I'd just be revealing the handful that were already having doubts. Part ...
by william
Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2493025

Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Fess 1: I really, really want to stand next to the line of kids at my mall waiting to visit Santa and yell really really loudly "Santa isn't real!" Pay a kid to go tug at the beard. Fess 2: Sometimes I wonder if the reason I get mad at my uncle for killing himself isn't because I don't un...
by william
Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:36 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Store refuses to customize cake (Adolf Hitler Campbell)
Replies: 112
Views: 9322

Re: Grocery store refuses to customize kid's cake

Malice wrote:1) Are you suggesting that putting icing on a cake constitutes "speech"?

What's the difference between icing and any other type of writing(also considered "speech", or at least "press")?
by william
Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:49 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Newsweek's Biblical Argument for Gay Marriage
Replies: 123
Views: 12264

Re: Newsweek's Biblical Argument for Gay Marriage

Hah, I think you just might be right....and hell, there's people out there who believe Mary and Joseph never had sex, and who claim couples nowadays still do so by choice sometimes..... No, the claim is they never had sex before Jesus was born. Their lives post-Christ are unknown and mysterious. Fo...
by william
Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:46 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rick Warren at Inaugural Invocation
Replies: 48
Views: 2921

Re: Rick Warren at Inaugural Invocation

Because a lot of people still believe that shit. Proposition 8 passed in California . This is still a very mainstream view. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the vast majority of preachers(probably including the other preacher at the inaugural invocation, Joseph Lowery) agreed with Rick Warren on...
by william
Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rick Warren at Inaugural Invocation
Replies: 48
Views: 2921

Re: Rick Warren at Inaugural Invocation

Because a lot of people still believe that shit. Proposition 8 passed in California . This is still a very mainstream view. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the vast majority of preachers(probably including the other preacher at the inaugural invocation, Joseph Lowery) agreed with Rick Warren on ...
by william
Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: New York's new "Nerd Taxes"
Replies: 51
Views: 4250

Re: New York's new "Nerd Taxes"

But he was elected to be Lieutenant Governor. People should understand that the LG is there precisely to take up gubernatorial duties if the Governor dies or resigns. Lieutenant Governor - Yes, that's the term I was looking for. In your second sentence you make one false assumption: that people can...
by william
Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: New York's new "Nerd Taxes"
Replies: 51
Views: 4250

Re: New York's new "Nerd Taxes"

But he was elected to be Lieutenant Governor. People should understand that the LG is there precisely to take up gubernatorial duties if the Governor dies or resigns.
by william
Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Atheist MIracle - Spaghetti Monster MRI
Replies: 21
Views: 2563

Re: Atheist MIracle - Spaghetti Monster MRI

Babamthegrunt wrote:
Cheese wrote:
william wrote:Yeah, the atheists all worship Obama.
fix'd

fix'd fix'd

As an Obama supporter, I'm allowed to fix'd fix'd fix'd this. Yes, even though it's my own post.

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