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by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How'd you come up with your username(s)?
Replies: 1405
Views: 233091

Klye wrote:Mine comes from a typo someone made on a list of names somewhere -- I was listed as "Klye" instead of "Kyle." Somehow that stuck with a few people... [/boring]


Dear god, if I went with that, my nickname would be Jill.
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Logical fallacies/douchebaggery in commercials.
Replies: 4973
Views: 721030

I also like the ones that say something like, "don't you hate when X happens? Our product does Y!" and when I think about it, I would rather have X to Y. I can't think of an example offhand, but they make me laugh. Even better are the meds that have worse side effects than the stuff that ...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 141790

He's dancing, text that says something like "Yay! People are paying attention to me!"

... which is probably appropriate as well.
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 141790

Because nothing says heterosexual male approaching 30 from Kentucky more than a Japanese girl in a Sailor Moon Costume (Okay, a clip from the live action movie) dancing with a rainbow and some text from an Engrish shirt at the bottom. ... wait, that doesn't make any sense at all.... Still, it was th...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Making Poverty History
Replies: 72
Views: 9795

Better quality of life. I rather enjoy having diseases that were lethal becoming minor annoyances, if not removed as a threat. How many children do you know with Polio? When was the last time you feared for you life because you had influenza? The Black Plague is something that can be cleaned up in a...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Circumcision (split from picture-thread)
Replies: 319
Views: 42078

Not to mention that preference is often determined by your surroundings and past experiences.. that is, if you encounter 10 circumcised guys and one who's not.. and, of course, you didn't think to bring it up ahead of time so it was a little suprise you weren't expecting... well, you're going to thi...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:31 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Making Poverty History
Replies: 72
Views: 9795

There is a reason that society was not fit enough to survive. Primitivism is something that deserves its own thread, as I do not want to use space to counter it here. The reason was that the more technologically developed and less socially developed empire-building nations showed up, killed or ensl...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Resident Assistants
Replies: 44
Views: 5474

... my mother STILL won't let me get those fsking birth control pills that make Shark Week GO AWAY since this only happens like, once a year. ONCE A YEAR IS TOO MUCH KTHX) So.... I'm assuming you're of legal age to decide whether or not a certain medication is something you want to take and can go ...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Moral dilemma
Replies: 30
Views: 4018

Pesky morals getting in the way of a good time. Some people are like that. Me, I would have called it an ethical delima. But then, I'm a terrible speller, prone to adding double letters or removing them when present. So, yeah, do research, find out all you can of the supply chain and if you're not c...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 2:31 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: The difference between religion and mental illness.
Replies: 318
Views: 47430

Is it time to split this into a "What makes a person not an animal" debate? The whole "Crows aren't cultured" debate reminds me of an article I read a long, long time ago that was probably aimed at my age demographic at the time... the basic gist being "Dogs have no idea wha...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 314948

psst! i think its in the crotchular region. You mean... hips? I think he means the Penis . Man, I feel like I'm in High School again. Man was the penis game dumb... Even though we all know that there are no girls on the internet (They're too busy on the Intertubeblag) I'm still.... not a girl. Or w...
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Un-Pwn4ge
Replies: 159
Views: 37867

Image
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess the Next Poster!
Replies: 837
Views: 89200

... sorry....

SpitValve will be next.
by SecondTalon
Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: so I started learning HTML today
Replies: 29
Views: 4625

Step 1. Get content. Step 2. Get CONTENT Step 3. If you put flash menus on it, I'll stab you in the face with a rusty spork. Step 4. GET CONTENT Step 5. Okay, now that you have content, go learn php, css, html and such so you can make a webpage. Step 6 - Repeat steps 1, 2, and 4, remembering Step 3.
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20908
Views: 2816409

It's not a kitty.
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Making Poverty History
Replies: 72
Views: 9795

I guess it depends on how you're defining poverty. But you can't get rid of it because, if nothing else the annual income of someone in the United States who is below the poverty line is well above the annual income of a well off individual in a 3rd world country. What we can do is make sure everyon...
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 182934

I know my body thinks a day should be 32 hours long. I have no problem staying up for 20 hours, and I like having 12 hours of sleep.

:(
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 314948

..but it's not haiku.
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:58 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9560
Views: 1139412

The Dead Milkment - Laundrymat Song
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 314948

Name: Second Talon Why you're awesome: Because I'm so bland, I go with anything. I'm a humanoid rice cake. Why you read xkcd: Line people say word, line people funny. Like line people. Like pie. Mm pie. Newton or Leibniz?: Depends on the flavor of Leibniz. Innie or Outie?: Picassoian, so yes. ... a...
by SecondTalon
Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How'd you come up with your username(s)?
Replies: 1405
Views: 233091

Short story the same length with just this part at the begining stretching it out - Played UO with some friends, we decided to form a guild.... this long predates guildstones... so we made new characters named after the titles we'd agreed upon. Fast forward about ten years and I've yet to come up wi...
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:17 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Funny Farm [solutions discussion]
Replies: 122
Views: 52554

by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Funny Farm [solutions discussion]
Replies: 122
Views: 52554

Something about finding four pieces, I think

religious cult, cult film
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Funny Farm [solutions discussion]
Replies: 122
Views: 52554

I'm trying to figure out Shanghi - ....... - Chess on (2,4)
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Funny Farm [solutions discussion]
Replies: 122
Views: 52554

by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:28 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Funny Farm [solutions discussion]
Replies: 122
Views: 52554

Mr Sparkle?
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: Logic Puzzles
Topic: Funny Farm [solutions discussion]
Replies: 122
Views: 52554

Latest merger.... I think
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stuff You Can Say At Work, But Shouldn't Get Away With
Replies: 73
Views: 9548

But that's what makes it so damn amusing!
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stuff You Can Say At Work, But Shouldn't Get Away With
Replies: 73
Views: 9548

... well, that's kinda the road I was going down, just not fingers.
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 182934

If I remember correctly, Narsil is jailbait. At least for US law.
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stuff You Can Say At Work, But Shouldn't Get Away With
Replies: 73
Views: 9548

Because I know you'll ask....the formulation is based on baby teething gel. The initial samples were just slightly modified production material. When I took the flavor out later the customer insisted I put it back in. I never did ask how they knew it was there in the first place. That story makes m...
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stuff You Can Say At Work, But Shouldn't Get Away With
Replies: 73
Views: 9548

Because I know you'll ask....the formulation is based on baby teething gel. The initial samples were just slightly modified production material. When I took the flavor out later the customer insisted I put it back in. I never did ask how they knew it was there in the first place. That story makes m...
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 182934

What about discussions of female anatomy on the internet?
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 182934

Isn't anatomy a wonderful thing?
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 182934

There's a difference between curved and bent. I'd say anything over 45 degrees is bent.
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Zombies! - A Mega-Merg'd Thread
Replies: 171
Views: 13798

Interesting... kinda resembles a cricket bat.... now, where have I seen one of those successfully fending off zombies..........
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:37 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stuff You Can Say At Work, But Shouldn't Get Away With
Replies: 73
Views: 9548

"..and those motherfucking coders couldn't write their way out of a fucking paper sack. Jesus Fucking Christ, I can't believe they're charging $12,000 for 10 fucking licenses! That's fucking insane to begin with, and it's fucking lunacy that they can sleep at night, charging that when their shi...
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Why do people love Japan so much?
Replies: 298
Views: 31539

Apparently, you can blame the '72 winter Olympics. Go figure.
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Age
Replies: 958
Views: 200139

Three hundred and fifty three of you are younger than me. Fourty Six of you are the same age or older... though some of those might be younger by a year. ... I was alive in the seventies. Oh, sure, it was for a month and a half, but I was alive. Sheesh... Only 46 or so of you (who answered this) eve...
by SecondTalon
Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your arsenal
Replies: 141
Views: 21493

As far as actual weapons go, Two bayonets, a Mosin Nagant 1944 produced in Romania in '47, and a goofy weak hand crossbow that could maybe kill a rabbit. Then there's my wife's over/under .22/shotgun, a standard shotgun (Sadly, I don't know the gauge of the shotguns) and ... it seems I'm forgetting ...

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