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by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However you may only use the credit on those singles chat and phone sex lines. You're probably not going to talk to an attractive person over the phone for the rest of your life. Oh well, at least you won't be able to see their face, right?

I wish I could wake up earlier.
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:53 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Who still uses film for photography?
Replies: 11
Views: 2424

Re: Who still uses film for photography?

I'm not a damned idiot. (and it's a 75mm or 80mm lens, not a 90mm. 90mm lenses aren't commonly available for enlargers anyway) I spend way too much time in my school's darkroom anyway. I can't set up a darkroom because I'm about to move into a college dorm, and it wouldn't make sense to source an en...
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:49 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: My website with pretty pictures
Replies: 6
Views: 1153

Re: My website with pretty pictures

hey thanks man!
I didn't notice some of that stuff before, I'm not sure why

Though it was intentional that I have the text below each image not on a single line.

edit: ....? the images on the front page SHOULD be centered, I can't figure out a reason why they're not
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It's now winter. And not the normal winter, either - it's a nuclear winter. It's not clear exactly how bad it really is, mostly because there isn't a weather forecaster anymore. Heck, there isn't even a TV station for a 50 mile radius. Internet's out too. The one sign of how bad the nuclear...
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You had time to brew tea and toast waffles. Then you discovered that you had time to send letters to strangers with the help of mr phone book. Turns out you also had time to play chess... with yourself... ten times! You had all this time because you came into work late. You're now out of a ...
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:16 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: My website with pretty pictures
Replies: 6
Views: 1153

My website with pretty pictures

I'm not exactly sure how faux paux it is to do what I'm about to do, but I'm going to do it anyway. I made a website! (Granted, it's not exactly XHTML-compliant, but whatever.) anyway, here it is: http://www.jayhendrenphotography.com I made it because I'm hoping to do more freelance work this summer...
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:06 am UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Who still uses film for photography?
Replies: 11
Views: 2424

Re: Who still uses film for photography?

Wish I could set up a home darkroom... but I'm not exactly living in my own home.

Film is my life. I shoot way too much 120 film.
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Help me with CSS please...
Replies: 7
Views: 666

Re: Help me with CSS please...

Ok thanks. I'm not familiar with all the character codes. & " are about all I know.
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:10 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Help me with CSS please...
Replies: 7
Views: 666

Re: Help me with CSS please...

Thank you, everything works now! I had this looming feeling that I would have to give up my dream of centering everything vertically. Ah well at least I can get on with building the website! Oh, and: (3) Spacer images = eww. <a href="index.html" style="display:block; width:110px; heig...
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:29 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Help me with CSS please...
Replies: 7
Views: 666

Help me with CSS please...

I am building my website from scratch. I'm comfortable with HTML but I'm fairly new to CSS. The current issue I am having is with my entry page. My goal is to have an image on the entry page, and in order to continue to the index page, one must click a specific portion of the image. However, I also ...
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now have friends.


awwwwww...


I wish for some damn fine pants.
by Poohblah
Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now own a stylish fish with a Jewish fetish that washes dishes and has a penchant for shellfish. He also phishes. Your front door will be broken down tomorrow and your fish arrested. It will be a hellish day.

I wish for licorice.
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:36 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: AIME
Replies: 3
Views: 532

Re: AIME

Right. I knew that. :oops:

We'll just let this thread simmer for a day.
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:13 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: AIME
Replies: 3
Views: 532

AIME

Anybody else take it today (or going to take it on the alternate date)? I only answered 5 out of the 15 questions. I compared answers with my friend and we agreed only on a couple of the answers.
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, all of the world's duct tape has been converted to masking tape, and all the duct tape factories are now masking tape factories, producing masking tape by the truckload for your use only. Good job, now nobody has any duct tape. I wish that I would get more responses to my Craigslist posting...
by Poohblah
Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You count to a million, but it takes you three thousand hours and when you are done, you realize you forgot to feed the dog. For an entire month. And you were wondering what that whimpering noise was.... Your left leg is now gone, because your dog used it for food for a month. Oh, and your ...
by Poohblah
Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Now your favorite shoes smell like popcorn. These shoes were fated to attract your soulmate, but no longer - your soulmate despises the smell of popcorn. Now you will forever be lonely, unless you can find a different path to your soulmate. I wish that my diff. eq. prof could explain the su...
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are now a stunt double in an advertisement for a cruise line featuring the song "Somewhere Beyond the Sea." But you are only paid 15/16ths of what you were told you were going to get paid for the gig!

I wish I were awake and coherent enough to finish my homework.
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Wait, what language are you speaking again? I think I might have translated incorrectly.

I wish for Fractal_Tangent's opium-smoking, condescending caterpillar.
by Poohblah
Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You didn't post a wish, so there is nothing to grant. You silly fool. You should have wished that we post in "good news/bad news" format. That way, we would comply. Non-sequiter: i like pi, I have a t-shirt that has the same dialogue and characters as your avatar. I wish for a peace symbol...
by Poohblah
Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your brother is now, and forever will be, wearing clothes. This has several consequences itself, for example, your brother will eventually commit suicide when nobody is able to remove his clothes and he starts constantly soiling himself. Your family, in incredible grief, lays the blame on y...
by Poohblah
Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 74741
Views: 4549229

Re: Count to a Million [Stop repeating pictures]

Thirteen Thousand And Twenty One

What a wonderful way to waste my time.
by Poohblah
Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Due to your poor grammar, the lowest recorded temperature in Ouray, Colorado, has mysteriously changed in the record books from -40F to -51.5F.

I wish I were a member of the Pen Fifteen club that nobody let me join in middle school.
by Poohblah
Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:12 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: I need help with website hosting/domain names.
Replies: 12
Views: 2674

Re: I need help with website hosting/domain names.

I'm just creating a photo gallery (possibly Flash) using the Adobe suite and writing HTML to create a website around the gallery... haha I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Except for PHP. I've used that before, albiet extremely minimally. Although, isn't that used for creating apps, not...
by Poohblah
Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are now enrolled in a vector calculus course.

I wish for more innate artistic ability.
by Poohblah
Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:25 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: I need help with website hosting/domain names.
Replies: 12
Views: 2674

Re: I need help with website hosting/domain names.

Thanks guys! I'll come back to this when I get finished building the website.
by Poohblah
Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The cream used to heal your sore spot has some side effects, however. Let's just say you're now the Queen of Frogs.

I wish for an appletini.
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now are the proud owner of a palace made out of cardboard boxes. You will quickly notice, however, that everything else in the world is also made out of cardboard. Including the Earth itself. That's not all bad, as when the Earth collapses in on itself, you'll have a soft landing. But t...
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but you haven't specified where "there" is. I hope, for their sake, that you never clap your hands again. EVER.

I wish she wouldn't become so emotionally invested in potential relationships. I mean, come on. Be mature, girl!
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Instead, to pass your courses, you must perform sexual favors on your Prof's.

I wish for a delicious glass of healthy, nutritious fruit juice. Oh wait! I already have one. Instead, I wish for a more practical, usable, efficient hot-shoe mounted flash for my cameras.
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:29 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: I need help with website hosting/domain names.
Replies: 12
Views: 2674

I need help with website hosting/domain names.

Hi guys, I need to create a very simple website. Actually, creating the website itself isn't that difficult - I know HTML, and that's all I'll need for what I want. What I need help with is hosting the website and setting up a domain name. I've heard quite a bit about hosting my own website on my ow...
by Poohblah
Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your video card now has double the RAM, but it weighs half an ounce heavier. So much for your plan to build the world's lightest laptop.

I wish that my friend would stop getting so emotionally invested in certain... things.
by Poohblah
Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, it is a prototype, and can only move forward or backward in 24,992 year increments. Also, it only works in Chernobyl.

I wish that my iPod's cord was 2 inches shorter.
by Poohblah
Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. By far, you are the most charming man on your planet. Oh by the way, we had to relocate you to Pluto.

I wish for new pants and that my very-good-friend-slash-ex-girlfriend would become my best-friend-slash-ex-girlfriend.
by Poohblah
Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now have a laptop sewing machine.

I wish a certain somebody would stop watching Fox News every night and start watching a variety of news shows, including CNN and MSNBC.
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You now own a copy Catcher in the Rye. Translated into Russian.

I wish for success.
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Your favorite paradox
Replies: 159
Views: 18233

Re: Your favorite paradox

Gabriel's Horn
by Poohblah
Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25501
Views: 1720717

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are now a fish in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish for crack cocaine.
by Poohblah
Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Closest to two-thirds of the average win win wins!
Replies: 21
Views: 2957

Re: Closest to two-thirds of the average win win wins!

game theory, perhaps? I choose 6.
by Poohblah
Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:44 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Homework Check: Calculus, Integration
Replies: 8
Views: 865

Re: Homework Check: Calculus, Integration

I don't think you'll end up with u(du^5) because if u=\sqrt{{x^2}-1} then dv=x^5 and so you'll have uv-\int{vdu} = \frac{1}{6} x^6 \sqrt{{x^2}-1}-\int{\frac{1}{6} x^5 (x^2-1)^{-1/2}dx} correct? That doesn't help us however. Oh well at least I learned how to use LaTeX in the making of...

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