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by Zohar
Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:29 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Helping the world with superpowers
Replies: 1
Views: 367

Helping the world with superpowers

I don't think I saw this topic anywhere. On my way to work today I thought that the Green Lantern could use his ring to make huge foliage to get rid of CO 2 and get more O 2 in the air. If he can create kryptonite I'm sure he can do that. Can plants utilize CO? Whatever, he can just make something t...
by Zohar
Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How would you be killed?
Replies: 280
Views: 27873

Re: How would you be killed?

Weird, my post wasn't posted. I was sure I did it.

Anyway, there seem to be a lot of painful ways to die here. I don't like pain too much. I'd attach an electrode to the pleasure centers in my brain and keep it going until I die from starvation.
by Zohar
Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What **should** you be doing right now?
Replies: 1272
Views: 93845

Re: What **should** you be doing right now?

thecommabandit wrote:But what does this idiot do? He marries the sister. The ugly, quiet and annoying (and later obese) sister, no less.


Sounds like the bible, actually (see the story of Jacob and Rachel and Lea).
by Zohar
Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You wouldnt know it, but im very good at :
Replies: 86
Views: 3992

Re: You wouldnt know it, but im very good at :

Gelsamel, I doubt you could do that. I mean, uni is a lot different than school. I used to be the star pupil in high school with high scores in anything but uni got a lot tougher. Not to mention that in a lot of tests you don't get to use any formula sheets at all or need to prove difficult theorems...
by Zohar
Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:21 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Excel help (related to sorting)
Replies: 4
Views: 2540

Re: Excel help (related to sorting)

Hammer, you're a goddess. That works perfectly. I didn't even think of using the previous value given for calculating the current value.

Thanks a lot, I'm off to work. :-)
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Picture Pwn4ge!
Replies: 8368
Views: 1088680

Re: Picture Pwn4ge!

This car won't get stuck:
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by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 14061

Re: I'm a horrible person

No, I take pictures and publish it on the internet. After all, I thought of it, so there must be porn of it.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 1996192

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. By the time you wake up, someone had already peed on the snow everywhere. You're left with yellow snow for four days. Yey.

I wish I had a quantum computer.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 29110

Re: Courrupt-a-question

First you must define existence, only then will you see the answer.

Is 0.99999... really equal 1? :twisted:
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Something on Youtube
Replies: 2053
Views: 616449

Re: Something on Youtube

by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Scavenger Hunt
Replies: 970
Views: 220483

Re: Scavenger Hunt

This is all I could find but I think it's kind of right:
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I want two paper enveloped acting in a human-like manner, preferably fighting each other.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 14061

Re: I'm a horrible person

I did that too but I didn't even enjoy it, I was just bored.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8747
Views: 768842

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: It is your arch nemesis!
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 893389

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Gaufre (yum!)
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 29110

Re: Courrupt-a-question

It is not the glue, it is your perception of it.

Dear Abby, I'm 14 years old. Yesterday me and my friend Tommy were kind of playing together. Am I gay?
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 1996192

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It was done, but poorly.

I wish carbohydrates had less calories in them or didn't taste as good.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 29110

Re: Courrupt-a-question

A piece of string is exactly as long as twice the half of its length. Find how long half a piece of string is and you'll find the string's length.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2390053

Re: Confessional Thread

yellie wrote:Confession: I'm 18 and I adore all Pixar films, the same goes for all D*sney films... The Iron Giant remains one of the sweetest films ever ...


The Iron Giant was made by Warner Bros., not Disney. But I agree, it's a good movie.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:14 pm UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: Comic books go here (or did, before there was a subforum)
Replies: 228
Views: 48934

Re: Comic books go here?

You'll get nothing but love from me concerning Alan Moore. You guys ever read League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen? It got the same movie treatment as From Hell. Damn shame. I wouldn't say that. The League was a bad movie. From Hell was pretty good, it just had no relation to the story (except for the...
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89903
Views: 7467452

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I arrived at work today before all of my coworkers. Of course I cried "First!" in my mind.

Also, I'm too dependent on Firefox's spellchecker. I'm sure that before there was the auto spellchecker I could spell better than I do now.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 1:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 1996192

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish it were 16:00 already.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:59 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Excel help (related to sorting)
Replies: 4
Views: 2540

Re: Excel help (related to sorting)

I don't know VBA, it's Excel 2002. Usually I just use a function that will give me a value I can sort with in the end. If there's a way to export the highlighted lines to a different file that would be fine as well. I thought I had a solution: First I sort according to credit card number and then ac...
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 29110

Re: Courrupt-a-question

It's someone's name.

Can you help me?
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 14061

Re: I'm a horrible person

I reccommended Vista to some friends.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 893389

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

Kermit (it's not east being green...)
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 1996192

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your television is very nice. It chats with you all the times and inquires about your health. In fact, it won't shut up!

I wish Microsoft wrote good help files.
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:32 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Excel help (related to sorting)
Replies: 4
Views: 2540

Excel help (related to sorting)

Hi, this is for work, I hope someone can help me. So, I have a huge list (around 20K entries) of calls that came into some phone line. Among the 30+ parameters on each row, only three are relevant right now - date, hour (just rounded) and credit card number. What I want to do is locate those entries...
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89903
Views: 7467452

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

No displays of affection? I assume that means people don't say "hi" to each other, they don't high-five each other or smile? Stupid schools. Also, does anyone else feels like you don't really know the people in the forum? I mean, most of the posts for me are just those - posts. I hardly co...
by Zohar
Wed Nov 07, 2007 6:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What **should** you be doing right now?
Replies: 1272
Views: 93845

Re: What **should** you be doing right now?

I should be working (I will start soon though! Hopefully...)
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: Comic books go here (or did, before there was a subforum)
Replies: 228
Views: 48934

Re: Comic books go here?

From Hell is great but it's very tiresome. If you really want to understand everything, you should read the commentaries, but there's 45 pages of that in very tiny writing. Alan Moore is insane. And gifted.
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The West Wig
Replies: 8
Views: 1994

Re: The West Wing

Yeah, I loved the series, but the last seasons aren't as great as the first four (but still good). Also, Sam Seaborn is about the coolest name ever.
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8747
Views: 768842

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: Now you're just not big enough.
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Courrupt-a-question
Replies: 465
Views: 29110

Re: Courrupt-a-question

Edible food.

Where am I?
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 1996192

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You write the novel. It turns out great! People are amazed by how intricate it it, the various levels of literary depth... You publish it and become insanely rich. You get a movie deal instantly. You inspire other people to follow in your footsteps and everyone hopes to be a writer someday....
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo
Replies: 12812
Views: 893389

Re: Word Association Game 2: Electric Boogaloo

leg
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How often do you visit wikipedia?
Replies: 55
Views: 3093

Re: How often do you visit wikipedia?

I got there a lot. The quicksearch in Firefox is almost always set to it. Regarding how reliable it is - many times yes. Sometimes, not so much. I was looking for the definition of some substance in it and it said at the end of the article that in rare cases, making the compound can destroy all life...
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89903
Views: 7467452

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I like adding some grains or nuts to yogurt as well.
by Zohar
Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You wouldnt know it, but im very good at :
Replies: 86
Views: 3992

Re: You wouldnt know it, but im very good at :

I love to do that in Hebrew as well. A friend's mom likes to literally translate names from English to Hebrew. Condoleezza Rice was particularly funny (as in condolences and rice). Is that how you spell her name? I had to wiki it...
by Zohar
Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 1996192

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Instead both of your eyes are very industrious. They keep turning around (in synch) to different directions. People think you're insane, you're taken to an assylum. On the up(?) side, you get to meet the Joker. I wish it rained now. Water. Clean water, liquid. For an hour at least and no mo...
by Zohar
Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You wouldnt know it, but im very good at :
Replies: 86
Views: 3992

Re: You wouldnt know it, but im very good at :

I'm good at cooking, I'm a great listener (so they say) and my mind races associatively in many directions during conversation, to the point where people sometimes aren't able to follow what I'm saying (because I consider it obvious). That last one isn't always a good thing.

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