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by eran_rathan
Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
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Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:
emlightened wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
emlightened wrote:*looked*
by eran_rathan
Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Polish pronunciation is fun... The company I work for has a Polish branch in Wrocław, which we all read as "Row-claw", but we've now been taught to say "Ross-lav" by the Polish employees themselves. (Wikipedia suggests it's "Vrots-wuff", though.) I've always heard it a...
by eran_rathan
Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

1....1....2....3....5...
by eran_rathan
Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:I've learned to not even try to read anything emlightened posts about maths, at this point.


Nods.
by eran_rathan
Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I mean, I recognize some of the symbols, and could possibly squirrel it out after a time (and a healthy dose of alcohol), but dang.
by eran_rathan
Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

That.... Was well beyond my level of maths. I stop at least squares network solutions. I recognize it was set theory, but beyond that? It's all Greek to me.
by eran_rathan
Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The rotten hulk of the Queen Anne's Revenge lands on top of you.


I wish for all the coffee trees in the world to be owned by me.
by eran_rathan
Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

I use TvTropes as a resource for my writing (i.e. don't do some of these, include this, etc), and I read Wikipedia often, but I rarely if ever use ExplainXKCD or other similar ones... I usually get the jokes right off....

I'll go stand in my corner now...
by eran_rathan
Fri Mar 25, 2016 2:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

emlightened wrote:*looked*

*badly needs sleep*

Who needs sleep? Well, you're never gonna get it. Who needs sleep? Tell me what's that for? There's guys been awake since the Second World War...
by eran_rathan
Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

emlightened wrote:
Tillian wrote:What if a baby between ages 12 and 18 months hits you? What then?
Image


Head cannon accepted.
by eran_rathan
Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Considering I made the dinner, I give you the leftover steak tip.

I wish I wasn't still hungry.
by eran_rathan
Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Instead of your coffee, it's flicky that sets you on fire.

I wish I knew what to make for dinner.
by eran_rathan
Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

flicky1991 wrote:*cough*


And now turn your head.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
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Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:
Tillian wrote:PANIC

Continue to panic, as flicky has determined to flay you.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, it's made with holy water. The silver in it makes your skin blue, and everyone assumes you are a Smurf.

I wish I had a giant Felix domesticus.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Tillian wrote:PANIC

MOAR. PANIC.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I must fence post tree)

Tillian wrote:Babies are generated from an intermediate representation without much architecture-specific optimization. That's why they are slow and helpless for the first couple of years.

This is completely legit. Also explains why mine had such trouble exiting the egg.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I must fence post tree)

Mike, cleanup in Aisle One, cleanup in Aisle One... bring a bucket.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I must fence post tree)

Dragons are a type of dinosaur. Or at least they were, we've evolved since then, obviously. Less feathery than you avian types went, more sneaky.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, the thread becomes entirely unreadable due to Mod Madness continuing indefinitely, with substitutions happening at irregular intervals until the entire forum is consumed into the Time thread, and every forum becomes an OTTer.

I wish I had the ghost pepper coffee that MikeMk ordered.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I must fence post tree)

yeah, i prefer to read/post via mobile, and it was odd, to say the least, earlier.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I must fence post tree)

B-

Do not like new forum look, will use again.
by eran_rathan
Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence fence fence post tree tree tree:views

Mikemk wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
emlightened wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
faubiguy wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:Posting.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You might have wished to know how to operate the food dispenser, as you slowly starve to death sitting on a crate of protein cubes.

I wish Mike Mk had not starved to death, and had instead wished for a nice cup of tea.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence fence fence post tree tree tree:views

Mikemk wrote:
eran_rathan wrote:it's possible there are a Lotus of us who Excel at spreadsheets.

I didn't have to Google Dat.


Word.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I

it's possible there are a Lotus of us who Excel at spreadsheets.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I

Once I get back to my computer that will be my new avatar. Full of win.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I

We like 'Abstract Dinosaur'.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I

Legit.

I am not a bird, though I could potentially qualify as a non-avian dinosaur or crocodilian.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. The paradox department issues you a citation for failing to wish properly.

I wish that my blood was returned to my system.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I

yes you should.


Why is flicky nesting now?
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 3:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25726
Views: 2042886

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, your cookies go bad before you bake them. Next time, don't use rotten eggs and milk.

I wish I had more caffeine in my system.
by eran_rathan
Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36619
Views: 1916712

Re: Maximize the fence post tree:views ratio! (if I look, I

That's what she said.

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