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by Vohu Manah
Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I have to plan out my future tomorrow. I am concerned about my sanity. Forty minutes with twenty-five kids in a small windowless room does not create a good place to make life-changing decisions about electives.
by Vohu Manah
Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Briareos wrote:Yes! I've been waiting almost three years for that.

When it comes to bellicose food-entertainment brawls, you would definitely be the most knowledgeable. Except for the Pillsbury Dough Boy; he's bad-ass.
by Vohu Manah
Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Anti-Joke thread.
Replies: 192
Views: 38287

Re: The Anti-Joke thread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Do you think it matters? This chicken works very hard to make a living; he has to put up with these platitudes all day and night just because people like to make fun of chickens. The world will not end if you don't know the answer to this question. Seriously, go o...
by Vohu Manah
Mon Apr 05, 2010 3:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Briareos is right. Once a checkered tablecloth goes awry, all out war breaks out. It can take months to get a cease-fire, as you often have to wait for the dreaded Office Softball Tournament to find a victor.
by Vohu Manah
Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28546
Views: 3148413

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Screw you people who leave hateful comments on news stories. Screw you. I kind of wish Yahoo! News hadn't enabled a comment section on its news stories. I want news, not someone's opinions. If I wanted someone's opinions, I'd watch cable news networks. They just need a large "Salvage Your Brai...
by Vohu Manah
Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25828
Views: 2160272

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Anything said in Ter Sami will be pure vocal gold; however, anything you say outside of that language will come out as toneless Standard Mandarin voiced by Carol Channing.

I wish Arrested Development had not been canceled.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: April Fools on the Blagotubes
Replies: 20
Views: 3711

Re: April Fools on the Blagotubes

Oh dear Gods, I love Think Geek and Opera. I also love this poorly-designed site that lists some of the sites with changes.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: April Fools on the Blagotubes
Replies: 20
Views: 3711

Re: April Fools on the Blagotubes

Starbucks has some new sizes for your angina pleasure.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Actually, I meant that the ratings system is disabled for every video I've seen. If you try to rate a clip with an account or hover over the rate button, it shows that the ratings system is disabled for that video.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

And the rating system is now disabled for every video I've tried. The maintenance tags are up, but only for channel pages. Strange.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Oh Wikipedia, please marry me.
Youtube, I want a divorce. You're slow and bloated today.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 107600

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*force-feeds kaimason1 pickled daikon brownies.*
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 847517

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Amie wrote:This right here is awesome. Best 20 minutes I ever spent watching something.

And I thought I was going to get sleep tonight. I want to find an emotion that thanks you and curses you at the same time.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1056565

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for violating common sense and several international treaties.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1056565

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because no weapon can withstand the strength of courage*.
*and nuclear weapons
by Vohu Manah
Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Slap 'em till they notice
Replies: 213
Views: 11418

Re: Slap 'em till they notice

*Sticks boring bore in an elevator with Dan Quayle and members of "The View".*
by Vohu Manah
Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:15 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1540012

Re: Today I Learned

So, certain kinds of cheese are capitalized if they're named after a place. Well played milk, well played.
Edit: I'm content now.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 847517

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

You know what's awesome, besides Parmesan and Slovenia? It's Chinese. The language itself is less so, but it allows you to come up with strange and wondrous mnemonics to remember the characters. I came up with goats dancing for one, and rice bowl and a TV tower for another.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Everyday Superhero
Replies: 178
Views: 12998

Re: Everyday Superhero

Debt Collector.

Squirrel Translator (it's a real power)
by Vohu Manah
Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Slap 'em till they notice
Replies: 213
Views: 11418

Re: Slap 'em till they notice

*Gives brooklynxman a Ford Pinto and a guide to the Bronx. *
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1056565

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned by the mafia.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Subverting the cheesegraters should be a (temporary) bannable offense. It should be like a three-minute ban. Just for the hell of it. Or, their names could be filtered to 'athlete's nipple.' Edit: filtered doesn't filter? The past tense has rights too, you know. Edit: At least it's a serious medica...
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28546
Views: 3148413

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

It's a bit hard to put mouse traps in the ceilings. Last time I removed a ceiling tile, several unspeakable things came out; I don't want to experience that ever again.
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28546
Views: 3148413

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Dear Mice, Please stop having sex above my head. No seriously, I mean it. Just because there is a small ceiling tile between you and me doesn't give you the right to go at it. I really dislike hearing squeaks from you at midnight; furthermore, you take forever to finish. I would like a little peace ...
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana
Replies: 29
Views: 3175

Re: Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Imaginations wonder about thoughts, thoughts wander...horsey!
by Vohu Manah
Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Comrade Munroe
Replies: 18
Views: 1569

Re: Comrade Munroe

In Soviet Russia, comrade name you!
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 17, 2010 4:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Theory: our entire universe is nothing more than a science project. Some species, in their own little world, assigns their reproductive by-products with universes for their physics class. Nothing more than an ant farm on cocaine, we exist in a state that's completely controlled by one person. They h...
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 17, 2010 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Further Meaning Of Liff
Replies: 90
Views: 12794

Re: The Further Meaning Of Liff

Kamloops (noun): 1. The name given for any variety of the magical toe creatures that reside in the feet of people living in south central British Columbia. Example: The doctor spotted kamloops in my left foot and recommended that I move to the Tarim Basin. 2. A popular breakfast cereal in several st...
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My Hobby:
Replies: 554
Views: 101056

Re: My Hobby:

My Hobby: adding random anecdotes to conversations. Did I finish my homework? I think my grandmother had homework at one point.
My Hobby: using the term 'whilst' in conversation with people used to American English.
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:49 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: If You Could Have Anyone Read You A Story...
Replies: 24
Views: 4206

Re: If You Could Have Anyone Read You A Story...

Carol Channing + Nineteen-Eighty-Four. Yeah, I went there.
by Vohu Manah
Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7507
Views: 652094

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Yes, my own third grade poem about the human body. It was published in one of those 'make parents feel good' books for a poetry contest. There are some good ones in there too.

A to-do list that is up to date?
by Vohu Manah
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1056565

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for stalking people and their posts. Please don't search me, you might find the tentacles.
by Vohu Manah
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Favorite commercials
Replies: 93
Views: 8702

Re: Favorite commercials

I was looking for one advertisement about childhood and sex positions when I found this, which is also about childhood and sex positions (and is NSFW).
Or, watch any of the Old Spice commercials.
by Vohu Manah
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Pi Day 2010!
Replies: 38
Views: 2870

Re: Pi Day 2010!

I ate dinner with three other people, point-blank won a game of Civilization four, and thought about the wondrous nature of the universe. Now, to go throw a five-iron at a picture of Rush Limbaugh. It's not assault, it's mathematics.
by Vohu Manah
Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28546
Views: 3148413

Re: Rant Thread - The Spates of Wrath

Thanks. It's not so much that I'm tired of people who find McDonald's work fascinating, or who are content not to be the next Gandhi. I'm talking about people with persistent tendencies to do only an adequate job, cut corners, and hope the customer doesn't notice. It's not just people where I work,...
by Vohu Manah
Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25828
Views: 2160272

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. A pint of peaches and cream ice cream appears. Unfortunately, it's untimely appearance is in the stratosphere, on fire. It will reach you without any problems, but your head may not like it when it meets the container.

I wish for more pencils.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Where in the World...
Replies: 1129
Views: 104556

Re: Where in the World...

Agree yes make grammar is better to improve me.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 161736

Re: Making the world a weirder place

TaintedDeity wrote:Self narration is super cool but rather easy. The real trick is narrating other people. Try it.
Out loud gets you weird points :wink:

And narrating in the voice of Morgan Freeman with O Fortuna in the background makes you God.
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90046
Views: 8140580

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Play the G flat scale now. So you can't hear me? It's not E, but 'G' as in 'gnome.'
by Vohu Manah
Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1056565

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because the magical and wondrous gnomes behind my ears told me to.

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