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by Vohu Manah
Mon May 24, 2010 3:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I loved how the wikipedia page on the final episode of Lost was alternating between 'WIENERS' and 'Voldemort kills Snape' for the past couple of minutes. Also, I just realized that I have a week of school left. Unfortunately, we have one less week this year, so the teachers are rushing through thing...
by Vohu Manah
Sun May 23, 2010 8:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 2001681

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but Stephen Harper will become angry and have the Parliament ban it.

I wish for assets equal to the economy of a small, internationally recognized country.
by Vohu Manah
Sun May 23, 2010 12:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

On a governor's debate: "I don't support racial profiling. It's wrong for the government to ask about race, and that's why I don't fill out any question asking about my race on forms." Shortly thereafter, she used Census Bureau information about the white population to back up her plan for...
by Vohu Manah
Fri May 21, 2010 1:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 2001681

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I'm sorry, you're missing a form. Wish can not be processed at this time. Please call back between 3:00 and 3:45 Central Standard Time.

I wish for a pile of confetti to drop out of the ceiling every time the word 'pancakes' is mentioned.
by Vohu Manah
Thu May 20, 2010 1:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Or you could use the Vohu System, where you give an obscure, long, and technical name for each letter that rarely starts with the correct one. Example: Sally= S as in 'center', A as in 'antidisestablishmentarianism,' L as in 'Ljubljana,' L as in 'Elvis,' and Y as in 'Xylophone.' When they ask how to...
by Vohu Manah
Wed May 19, 2010 3:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28372
Views: 2906869

Re: Rant Thread - The Spites of Wraith

Great, my contacts are torn. My vision is now messed up until I can get another sample pack.
by Vohu Manah
Mon May 17, 2010 2:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13394
Views: 1417373

Re: Today I Learned

Today I Learned that one éclair is delicious. Three éclairs, on the other hand, are less so.
by Vohu Manah
Sun May 16, 2010 5:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

My god: The snuggie still exists.

Also, new drum set cymbals make Vohu happy.
by Vohu Manah
Fri May 14, 2010 3:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13394
Views: 1417373

Re: Today I Learned

Today I Learned what's its like to have 20/20 vision; I also learned how annoying its is to put in contacts. This has caused me to be scared of my digital clock and wood paneling.
by Vohu Manah
Fri May 14, 2010 3:44 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

That's silly: There aren't any ovaries down there; it's probably just a kazoo and a note reading "results may vary" attached to some fishing lure.
by Vohu Manah
Thu May 13, 2010 3:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Is Greece ever going to sell off its islands? I would love to establish a colony of left-handed people in the Mediterranean. We have been oppressed for too long; it is time to rise up against the evil of crabby primary school teachers and scissor manufacturers and start a society centered around sou...
by Vohu Manah
Thu May 13, 2010 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 2001681

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted: You become an international news sensation by being the first person to defecate on the Washington Monument. This eventually becomes a thread in the N&A section.

I wish that more things were made for left-handed people.
by Vohu Manah
Wed May 12, 2010 1:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 770232

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: You have a vacuum cleaner and a jar of pennies.
by Vohu Manah
Mon May 10, 2010 11:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Ah, ah, ah. For your birthday. Seriously. If this was happening on my birthday? Awesome. There's also this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/2010_Moscow_Victory_Day_fireworks-1.jpeg Having Mother's Day and Victory Day occurring on the same day as your date of birth is nice.
by Vohu Manah
Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11015
Views: 819609

Re: Vending machine!

You get a jumbled list of prepositions and a note reading "I would have preferred whiskey."

I put in Manitoba.
by Vohu Manah
Mon May 10, 2010 11:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Sansa Clip+= wondrous times. Because nothing says fun like getting a plastic clip for your birthday.

Also, it's slightly creepy that thousands of Russian troops march on my birthday.
by Vohu Manah
Fri May 07, 2010 2:23 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: New Google interface
Replies: 21
Views: 2717

Re: New Google interface

Aaeriele wrote:It's been like that for a while for me now? /shrug

Google has been testing it on random people for the past couple of months. You were just more special than the rest of us, so you got to try it earlier. I could do without the new sidebar, but I like the rest of the changes.
by Vohu Manah
Fri May 07, 2010 1:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The British elections are much better than America's from a stylistic point of view. They line up the candidates from each constituency like they're picking a winner for the science fair. They have little ribbons and an annoying crowd too. Hell, one of the candidates right now looks like a cowboy. U...
by Vohu Manah
Thu May 06, 2010 1:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11015
Views: 819609

Re: Vending machine!

You receive the water cycle.

I put in the Faroe Islands.
by Vohu Manah
Thu May 06, 2010 1:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13394
Views: 1417373

Re: Today I Learned

Today I Learned that Civilization V is coming out this year. I have never been more excited about hexagons in my entire life.
by Vohu Manah
Wed May 05, 2010 3:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Amount of Sleep each Night
Replies: 21
Views: 1591

Re: Amount of Sleep each Night

Recently, I've been sleepwalking (?), and getting up in the middle of the night, showering, brushing my teeth, and sometimes doing my hair and makeup before I realize that it's actually 1 in the morning, and not time to go to work at all. It makes me a very sad (and tired the next day) panda. This ...
by Vohu Manah
Wed May 05, 2010 3:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11015
Views: 819609

Re: Vending machine!

You get a flat in a hat.

I put in Greece's finances.
by Vohu Manah
Wed May 05, 2010 3:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I am not sure if I was Sleep Walking
Replies: 12
Views: 1743

Re: I am not sure if I was Sleep Walking

I once sleep-walked into my parents bedroom and proceeded to wee in their dressing table, it was a new flat and I probably couldn't find the toilet. They weren't too impressed lol. I once did that to an ottoman in my room. When my father came in to ask what I was doing, I awoke and told him that I ...
by Vohu Manah
Wed May 05, 2010 3:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Amount of Sleep each Night
Replies: 21
Views: 1591

Re: Amount of Sleep each Night

I usually get around 6-8 hours of sleep each night. For every thirty minutes below that target, I require an additional shot of espresso to achieve sanity.
by Vohu Manah
Tue May 04, 2010 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Bad wind. Go to your room. You're about to cut the power. You put a stain on the otherwise clean tablecloth of air pressure.
by Vohu Manah
Mon May 03, 2010 1:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

The Scyphozoa wrote:Wholly shit!

Wholly cow! I don't if I want the tongue or not. It would need a strong marinade. Maybe seared. I've heard of tongue tacos before; that might work.
by Vohu Manah
Mon May 03, 2010 1:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

*Do not use if seal isn't broken*
by Vohu Manah
Sun May 02, 2010 3:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unimpressive superpowers
Replies: 256
Views: 22527

Re: Unimpressive superpowers

The ability to correctly identify the noun associated with a dangling participle.
Being able to say "Please stop this chocolate orgasm" in any language.
by Vohu Manah
Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

WHO ALL HAVE A BROKEN CAPS LOCK.
by Vohu Manah
Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 985898

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for a dreadful musical pun. I think that about drums it up.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post Spammers Win!
Replies: 573
Views: 19145

Re: Post Spammers Win!

Or am I?
hint.jpg

Yes, yes I am.
by Vohu Manah
Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post Spammers Win!
Replies: 573
Views: 19145

Re: Post Spammers Win!

Look, I have no chance of ever winning but I post anyway. I'm such a player.
by Vohu Manah
Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Like, earth pigs? Or some distant-planet analogue that we can most easily understand by labeling it "pig"? I was thinking they would be a strange combination of both, with a large label hovering above them denoting their name. Add in a picture of bacon above their heads too. You don't wan...
by Vohu Manah
Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89917
Views: 7488350

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

I once had an internal clock. After a less than polite colloquy with it, our irreconcilable differences forced me to teach it a lesson with a katana and a hake. Unfortunately, it won. Also, I'm convinced that every instance involving overuse of the word 'whom' causes a large migration of flying pigs...
by Vohu Manah
Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25717
Views: 2001681

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted: all of its previous members form another group that's no different from PETA except for their significantly worse acronym (PHCC).

I wish that American politics were more like those in Ukraine.
by Vohu Manah
Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28372
Views: 2906869

Re: Rant Thread - The Spites of Wraith

I hate it when instrumentalists are expected to know how to sing. :? I joined a random orchestra last year, and on the first day, the director asked us all to sing a concert C. Everyone else was like LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *angelic chorus*, and I was like, "Hm... Yes. I agree." I'm even l...
by Vohu Manah
Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post Spammers Win!
Replies: 573
Views: 19145

Re: Post Spammers Win!

I see a thousand lights' glimmer,
Trying to cook me dinner,
But the flowers will help me,
Become the thread winner.
by Vohu Manah
Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 985898

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for lacking capital letters in your username.
by Vohu Manah
Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28372
Views: 2906869

Re: Rant Thread - The Spites of Wraith

Singing? No. There's a reason I joined band. My singing skills sound like that of a stereo being harpooned by a bad Elvis impersonator.
by Vohu Manah
Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 770232

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: the medication has the unfortunate side effect of changing the letters to L, A, N. Weird.

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