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Postby Phish1 » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:19 pm UTC

Has been changed... was originally an image... Someone explain pease

This thread can now be used for all issues you may have with your signature.
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Re: My sig

Postby gmalivuk » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:24 pm UTC

your "image" was a 1.1MB animation. It was deemed annoying and bandwidth-heavy, and so one of the admins evidently changed it.
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Re: My sig

Postby thefiddler » Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:43 pm UTC

Phish1's Sig wrote:(This user's image was replaced when it was decided a Google ad would actually look better)

Actually, a Google ad may have just looked better. *shrug*
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Re: My sig

Postby Phish1 » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:29 am UTC

ok, thats fine, now it is explained i have no problem, but would you mind putting something somewhere about it in rules etc. I read them a few times just to make sure it wasnt "disallowed"

damnit my english is bad when im this tired. beddy byes for me.

will change it from the google ad this morning...
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:35 am UTC

Phish1 wrote:I read them a few times just to make sure it wasnt "disallowed"


No, and it isn't. No one is faulting you for it ... only they just decided to do something about it :) Obnoxious sig, obnoxious response.
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Re: My sig

Postby thefiddler » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:36 am UTC

davean wrote:No, and it isn't. No one is faulting you for it ... only they just decided to do something about it :) Obnoxious sig, obnoxious response.

This is why I love davean.

Also, guys, common sense, please. If you have a sig that looks candidate for becoming a Google ad any time in the near future, please change it to something less annoying.
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Re: My sig

Postby scowdich » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:25 am UTC

My sig isn't annoying or anything, is it?

My mum says it's clever.
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:41 am UTC

scowdich wrote:My sig isn't annoying or anything, is it?

My mum says it's clever.


Nothing bad has happened to it, has it?

Its not moving, it is a bit big but not horribly so; it doesn't have glaring colors ... generally fine.

Since generally people who take issue with a sig have to go through me or Belial ...
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Re: My sig

Postby Phish1 » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:48 pm UTC

ok, sorry about it then.

will change now...

/me wonders how much money I raised for XKCD... :D
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Re: My sig

Postby heXiuM » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:51 pm UTC

I was actually wondering about this yesterday... I thought it was a gif which looked like a Google ad, but that didn't seem to be the case. It was an actual Google ad?!

~ :idea: does this mean I can make $$ just by posting on the fora if I set my sig to a Google ad?
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Re: My sig

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

Mine isn't actually too big, is it?
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Re: My sig

Postby thefiddler » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:17 pm UTC

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:Mine isn't actually too big, is it?

Has it been replaced by a Google ad?
I mean if you'd *like* it to, that can be arranged...

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Re: My sig

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:25 pm UTC

No, but I always have to ask people if it's too big. Especially women.
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Re: My sig

Postby Mathmagic » Fri Nov 09, 2007 5:42 pm UTC

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:No, but I always have to ask people if it's too big. Especially women.

You can't just set yourself up to be sigged like that, MJ. :razz:

*Note: I don't have any room in my sig. :(
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Re: My sig

Postby Vekter » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:26 pm UTC

Dibs on sig.

Is there a limit to how big anything can be if it's spoiler'd?
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:46 pm UTC

Vekter wrote:Is there a limit to how big anything can be if it's spoiler'd?


Mainly download wise. If you stick a 600 MB GIF in there? Yah, thats an issue; otherwise, no.
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:47 pm UTC

heXiuM wrote:~ :idea: does this mean I can make $$ just by posting on the fora if I set my sig to a Google ad?


You think those things *make money*? Their entire point was as a joke. They'd need to be a lot more prevalent on the forums to even start.

/me stares in disbelief.
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Re: My sig

Postby SoapyHobo » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:49 pm UTC

Note: Huge quote nest inside. Open at your own risk.
Sorry it wasn't obvious to begin with. Here be dragons?
Spoiler:
SoapyHobo wrote:
mathmagic wrote:
grythyttan wrote:
keozen wrote:
Nexus_1101 wrote:
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Col. Mustard wrote:
Nexus_1101 wrote:
keozen wrote:
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Number3Pencils wrote:
Master Gunner wrote:
Trina wrote:
Moo wrote:
Nimz wrote:
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LE4dGOLEM wrote:
Gelsamel wrote:
Moo wrote:
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SoapyHobo wrote:
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pollywog wrote:
OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:
Maseiken wrote:
Gelsamel wrote:
Matthias wrote:
sillybear25 wrote:
Maseiken wrote:
idont_know12 wrote:
Handsome wrote:
Token wrote:
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pollywog wrote:
Dragon Slayer wrote:
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Cheese wrote:
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Y helo thar
Pfft, like mods ever come into ForumGames.
Wouldn't that post have been a better thing for SpitValve the not-mod to write?
not fix'd.
Ah hah! It is now!
fix'd.
I hope this turns into a "misquote-chain" thread...


Sure! We don't have one of those yet!

Yeah we do...

*sigh*....in before the lock?

Maybe if we do this enough times, we'll break the internet? Or we could pull a Yakk and do this 50 million times and lock up everyone's browser.

Maybe. Or maybe we could just you know... not.

Or maybe we could just you know... do it.

I say Nike!

Really? Wow! That's amazing! I say... umm... I don't know what I say. :p

Just Do It!

What does the Greek Goddess of Sports have to do with anything?

Golly Gosh Darn Gee Wiz crap, of course I mess up ... stupid no edits

You lose one internets.
Honestly, this will eventually crash the server.

Your mom crashed the server. Fortunately, they got it working again. The server, I mean.

BAM! (How long do we have?)

Dare I say it...?

...

that's what she said...

Aargh! I--Fmmf!--HURK-- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!! I Swear I hit the quote button. Fucking no edits! Why?


Quoted.

Sig'd.

J.K


rofl
this would make a great sig :P
Your mum would make a great sig.


SUPER SIZE
That's what she said! 8)


D CUPS FULL OF JUSTICE!

Yeah, I've been cleaning up the thread a bit. I wonder when we'll hit the characters-per-post limit?


NEVER!!

Ever?

Message body:
Enter your message here, it may contain no more than 60000 characters.

Current character: Count: 2,657 (with spaces)
This has truly become a thing of beauty.


Should I stretch the screen as well? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa nah I'm too lazy.


Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day


Stop copying my pasta! Its a secret recipe that has been passed down through my family for generations.
*rips off shirt, flexing my muscles as purple sparks dances around my head*


Sorry, but those purple sparks dancing around your *head* indicate the final stages of herpes.
fix'd
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Handsome wrote:
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Maseiken wrote:
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Cheese wrote:
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Y helo thar
Pfft, like mods ever come into ForumGames.
Wouldn't that post have been a better thing for SpitValve the not-mod to write?
not fix'd.
Ah hah! It is now!
fix'd.
I hope this turns into a "misquote-chain" thread...


Sure! We don't have one of those yet!

Yeah we do...

*sigh*....in before the lock?

Maybe if we do this enough times, we'll break the internet? Or we could pull a Yakk and do this 50 million times and lock up everyone's browser.

Maybe. Or maybe we could just you know... not.

Or maybe we could just you know... do it.

I say Nike!

Really? Wow! That's amazing! I say... umm... I don't know what I say. :p

Just Do It!

What does the Greek Goddess of Sports have to do with anything?

Golly Gosh Darn Gee Wiz crap, of course I mess up ... stupid no edits

You lose one internets.
Honestly, this will eventually crash the server.

Your mom crashed the server. Fortunately, they got it working again. The server, I mean.

BAM! (How long do we have?)

Dare I say it...?

...

that's what she said...

Aargh! I--Fmmf!--HURK-- GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!! I Swear I hit the quote button. Fucking no edits! Why?


Quoted.

Sig'd.

J.K


rofl
this would make a great sig :P
Your mum would make a great sig.


SUPER SIZE
That's what she said! 8)


D CUPS FULL OF JUSTICE!

Yeah, I've been cleaning up the thread a bit. I wonder when we'll hit the characters-per-post limit?


[center]NEVER!!

Ever?

Message body:
Enter your message here, it may contain no more than 60000 characters.

Current character: Count: 2,657 (with spaces)
This has truly become a thing of beauty.


Should I stretch the screen as well? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa nah I'm too lazy.


Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day Copypasta saves the day


Stop copying my pasta! Its a secret recipe that has been passed down through my family for generations.
*rips off shirt, flexing my muscles as purple sparks dances around my head*

If you say so. I, for one, disagree.

Hey! We'll keep our sequiturs in the "ON" position in this thread, thankyou very much!
I see we're onto the second page, I wonder how much further we can go before it all comes crashing down. It's all looking a bit dull at the moment so i thought i'd liven things up a little bit. :mrgreen:

Printerman? What about the CARAMEL CORN? Who's going to eat the Frisbees now?
this thread is getting inconsistent, as people keep missing each other.
Also, I'm going to be first to pull out because my 10-year-old computer is going to pack in if I see another quote tree.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

We should have made the Penis Fractal! D:<

Penis


Penis

PENIS

:lol: Penis :lol:

PENIS

pen15 lulz
Where there's penis, there's Narsil

And where there isn't penis, Narsil puts penis.

Where there's Narsil, there's penis.

Hawt.

Narsil is a penis avatar!


8======D

(.)(.)

New contest: which is better to have?


Both.

"You heard the man. Give him both!"

To be or not to be.
That should spice things up a bit.


getting a bit wide to me (in 1600*1200)



for me too
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this should do some spicing up too :P[/quote][/spoiler][/quote][/spoiler][/quote]

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Maybe I you should have done it like this? :?:

Optimus Prime, I open Forum Games expecting to see rational, fun games, and I find this?

Are you saying this doesn't look rational to you?
Also, not only is it wide, but it's bogging my computer to reply. (Yes, I need a new computer.)

Yes. Yes you do. Very much.

Yay for 20-some inch widescreen monitor. Nothing's broken on mine yet, nor is it slowing down.


Woah, pyramid-y

One step closer to the 60,000 character limit. Seen any good movies?

Yes, and it was made of Win covered in a layer of molten Awesome. I just wish I could remember the name.

Character "Count" update! - 6,676 (No Spaces), 7,319 (With Spaces)

Guys, we're not even getting close here.

Give it time young man. Give it time.

How wide is this going to get?



It will probably keep on getting bigger rather then thinner now, because it doesn't want to break up the first post anymore or something.


Yeah, you'd need to start wrapping it around your leg, rather than bunched up...

Is that the best penis joke you could make? I'm disappointed.

Fix'd for penis joke.

Can a Penis joke be "Fix'd"? I believe it can be imrproved, but is it possible for a Penis Joke to have a flaw that must be repaired?

I just realised that instead of reading every single post in here, I could just go to the last one made and read that, because most of the other ones are in it, many in a modified state. fix'd

PENIS
seriously?

Yes, penises are quite serious.

Theriously? Like, wow.

Do Forum Games posts add to one's post count?
No, they don't. Honestly, would you let nonsense like this count? :)[/center]


I wonder if anyone is even reading this anymore?

I think it got to the point where there's too much to bother.

I still read it. It's like a normal conversation, except 10,000 times more redundant.
And 928 words so far. Not counting these ones.


Fair enough :)
I wonder how long this will go on for?


Macbi wrote:Two years.

You're doing it wrong!!!!!11111oneoneonehundredandeleventhousandonehundredandelevenpointonerecurring

Whoa...oops!
I predict that this thread will trail off as peoples computers get too weak to handle it, eventually only those with super-comperters will post.

I have a terrible urge to sig this whole thing inside spoiler tags

Is it just me, or did the forum just start centering the usernames in the quote boxes?

Vekter, what the hell did you do? I think you quoted wrong... or right?



La la lade da


AHA!


Image
Damn, now I've lost my carkeys in this thread

keozen wrote:
ZeroSum wrote:I thought the new board had a quote-limit.

We'll call this a b3ta test then yeah?

I had car keys once. And then I slapped them. In the face. Not really. But still.

You TOTALLY should have. They had it coming.

As to the earlier question about centered quotes, somebody did that a while back. Just look for the first normal quote before the centered quotes and it was probably that person. Too lazy to check though.




This thread is full of epic, legendary, awesome, win, 1337 and caramel.


And for legal reasons we must also state that it may contain traces of Peanuts

What about the condom? You have to protect yourself for QED's; Quote-Excess Diseases!

I Helped!

The new board had a quote-limit. 3 nested quotes. That limit quickly disappeared. The limit is now at least 261. Just doin' my part to contribute to the character limit :twisted:


I made it bigger :mrgreen: :| :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :wink: :roll: :twisted: :evil: :cry: :oops: :P :x :lol: 8) :? :shock: :o :( :) :D Yay every single smiley!


Mmm Image cookie

I just hit quote so I could steal the url for that cute cookie picture; then thought "what the hell, may as well support the cause". So, quoted.

The supporting of the cause is appreciated

Yes. Yes it is. I also support the cause. Unless I don't like the cause. What is the cause? More importantly, where the **** am I?


West of House
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

You have been eaten by a grue. Sidenote: Current character count = 12,073 (without spaces), 13,301 (with spaces)
Current character, Count, also eaten by a grue.


BREAKING NEWS: Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in new film based on Zork Trilogy named "Grue Lies"



your mom

No, YOUR SISTER!

IN ACCORDIANS' PROPHECY!

Fix'd.

Your mom's fix'd.

fix'd, fix'd and fix'd. And fix'd, fix'd and fix'd.
Col. Mustard's contribution shan't be lost, especially since it adds to the character, Count.
Obviously the current character's name is Count (most of the fix'ds), because characters are much tastier and more varied than numbers.
Also, Your mum and your sister at the same time! MUAHAHA!
I refuse to participate. This is just getting silly.

isn't that what normally happens when there are guys talking about penises? everything gets out of hand.

Now to annoy people with smaller monitors by forcing them to scroll over to see what I'm saying.

Spoiler:
I wrote:I guess this is slightly less annoying than right-align. Darn.

Smaller monitors? Does anybody here really have a 20 inch-across monitor?


I wonder how long it will take us to get to 60000 characters? As we're screwed when we do. Not for a while I guess.

Now here's a random picture (I heard u lieks them):
Image


well well well wat a lot of quotes:

All work and no play makes NeXuS a dull Programmer
All work and no play makes NeXuS a dull Programmer
All work and no play makes NeXuS a dull Programmer
All work and no play makes NeXuS a dull Programmer
All work and no play makes NeXuS a dull Programmer
All work and no play makes NeXuS a dull Programmer


I place another bale of straw on the camel's back

It looks like we're a third of the way there. Keep on quoting people!!


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OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP! OH CARP!


Carp: A deep-bodied freshwater fish, typically with barbels around the mouth. Family Cyprinidae, several genera and species.

Crap: Crap is a slang word meaning literally 'faeces', and is mostly used to mean either this, or alternatively, 'of low, but could be, on occasion, viewed as strongly vulgar by means of scatological and sensory-provoking use of the word.
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Re: My sig

Postby b.i.o » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:52 pm UTC

Image

You Lose.

(Of course, that is with the quote-nest of death spoilered, but even without that it's still viewable [if it can really be called viewable in the first place] at an 800px width.)
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Re: My sig

Postby Princess Marzipan » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:56 pm UTC

What. The fuck. Did I. Miss.
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Re: My sig

Postby Ren » Sat Nov 10, 2007 1:56 pm UTC

Um...WHAT?
What is that....thing...

*brain asplodes*
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Re: My sig

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:36 pm UTC

Ren wrote:Um...WHAT?
What is that....thing...

*brain asplodes*


The current monstrocity that is ravaging forum games.
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Re: My sig

Postby Hawknc » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:43 pm UTC

If only a mod was able to edit someone's post so that the offending text didn't break the screen!
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Re: My sig

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Nov 10, 2007 5:02 pm UTC

Hawknc wrote:If only a mod was able to edit someone's post so that the offending text didn't break the screen!


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Re: My sig

Postby heXiuM » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:16 pm UTC

davean wrote:
heXiuM wrote:~ :idea: does this mean I can make $$ just by posting on the fora if I set my sig to a Google ad?
You think those things *make money*? Their entire point was as a joke. They'd need to be a lot more prevalent on the forums to even start.

/me stares in disbelief.
If it's possible to set a Google any ad as a sig, isn't that a wide open avenue for spammers?

Another thought just struck me, if it's a Google ad, and "context-sensitive" as it's supposed to be, is it really spam? (Think grape juice ads in a velociraptor thread (wonder what'd show up in the non-sequitur showdown thread :)))

Edit: Whoops, disregard that. It just struck me that a sig doesn't change for every thread :oops:
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:11 pm UTC

heXiuM wrote:Edit: Whoops, disregard that. It just struck me that a sig doesn't change for every thread :oops:


Actually they do. They are a piece of JS that loads the ad dynamically.
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Re: My sig

Postby heXiuM » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:20 pm UTC

davean wrote:Actually they do. They are a piece of JS that loads the ad dynamically.
Hmm, is that a good idea? Enabling JavaScript for sigs? JS can be Evil.
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:25 pm UTC

heXiuM wrote:
davean wrote:Actually they do. They are a piece of JS that loads the ad dynamically.
Hmm, is that a good idea? Enabling JavaScript for sigs? JS can be Evil.


It isn't enabled for sigs.
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Re: My sig

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:32 pm UTC

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Re: My sig

Postby heXiuM » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:38 pm UTC

I'm confused. If it's disabled, then the Google ad on OP's sig...?

~ :idea: your nick is in red, I guess that explains it :)

Update:
davean wrote:It isn't enabled for sigs.
I got the next best thing then :) . Paint FTW.
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Re: My sig

Postby thoughtfully » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:28 am UTC

I have been composing a new sig today *blinks innocently*, and I had a little trouble with the preview. It's on a white background, while the display in the fora is on alternating shades of light blue background. Dunno if that's an easy fix, or whether you actually like it that way, to discourage those wild siggers from using colored text :)
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Re: My sig

Postby Bakemaster » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:31 am UTC

The issue is more size than color.
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:34 am UTC

Bakemaster wrote:The issue is more size than color.


And motion. It is easy to get nailed for motion.
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Re: My sig

Postby Bakemaster » Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:39 am UTC

...when did the topic change to "hiding from raptors"?
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Re: My sig

Postby joeframbach » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:12 am UTC

I think I would prefer a google ad in the sig.
Could this be arranged somehow? I don't know what I'm doing.
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new sig idea

Postby thoughtfully » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:53 pm UTC


(This user's image was replaced when it was decided a Google ad would actually look better)


Ok, just kidding.
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Re: My sig

Postby davean » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:27 pm UTC

joeframbach wrote:I think I would prefer a google ad in the sig.
Could this be arranged somehow? I don't know what I'm doing.


Just use sig_replacement /sig_replacement
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Re: new sig idea

Postby thoughtfully » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:46 pm UTC

thoughtfully wrote:
(This user's image was replaced when it was decided a Google ad would actually look better)


Ok, just kidding.


Crap, you guys are brutal. I'll be sure to have several small children on hand when the raptors come calling.
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Re: My sig

Postby joeframbach » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:28 pm UTC

Spiffy. Thank you.
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Re: My sig

Postby Gordon » Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:52 pm UTC

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