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Re: Custom titles

Postby Princess Marzipan » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:56 pm UTC

I'm assuming LTB will strike soon, so I'll respond to your stupid tinytext.

The mods do, in fact, get jokes. They only laugh at funny ones.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Vekter » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:58 pm UTC

EDIT: Post content edited for possible noobish-ness. >.>

Anyhow, could I get mine changed to "SQUIRELLY WRATH"?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Jesse » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:24 pm UTC

No, you haven't even understood your current one yet. You can't leave the table until everyone is finished.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Vekter » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:28 pm UTC

Umm...

Are you guys trying to call me a woman, or is it just a Neurotically Yours reference?

EDIT: And yes, I get the fact that you took what I wanted as a title and warped it.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby MFHodge » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:34 pm UTC

There is no "Neurotically Yours" reference. You made an ass of yourself by repeatedly requesting a title before you had done anything to deserve one. A clever forum member made a joke about one of your requests. Your request was some pseudo-badass line about Death destroying worlds. The new one is funny because it 1) rhymes and 2) is the total opposite of pseudo-badassery. It made the right people laugh and was applied to you. It will not be changed. Stop posting in this thread.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby knight427 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:22 pm UTC

Why doesn't VTHodge have a title? if anyone in this thread deserves one, it's him. Here are a few suggestions just to get the ball rolling.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Hammer » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:46 pm UTC

knight427 wrote:Why doesn't VTHodge have a title? if anyone in this thread deserves one, it's him. Here are a few suggestions just to get the ball rolling.


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Re: Custom titles

Postby Hawknc » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:57 pm UTC

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:12 pm UTC

In the SpitValve vein, "Not a Human"

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:08 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:In the SpitValve vein, "Not a Human"

Or alternatively:

"I'm the hairy one."

That gives a sense of ambiguity, because they're *both* hairy! :D

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Re: Custom titles

Postby RealGrouchy » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:11 pm UTC

Re: mathmagic's sig (RealGrouchy wrote:
While sex may appear to come up a lot, it's really just because so many people mention Narsil's penis, and it gets sigged.):

I said that? Wow. That's pretty funny.

On a completely unrelated note, I agree with "I'm the hairy one" for Hodge.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:28 pm UTC

For Hodge I suggest "hey, put me down"
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:48 pm UTC

RealGrouchy wrote:Re: mathmagic's sig (RealGrouchy wrote:
While sex may appear to come up a lot, it's really just because so many people mention Narsil's penis, and it gets sigged.):

I said that? Wow. That's pretty funny.

On a completely unrelated note, I agree with "I'm the hairy one" for Hodge.

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Yes, yes you DID say that! And it IS funny! That's why it got sig'd! :D

In other news: Maybe I don't suck at this game as much as I thought I did! :)
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Alisto » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:40 am UTC

Hodge:
"Al Borland + Will Riker"

Actually, I can't think of a title cool enough for Hodge. Damn.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:18 am UTC

Alisto wrote:Hodge:
"Al Borland + Will Riker"

Actually, I can't think of a title cool enough for Hodge. Damn.


I think that works. Maybe not as a title, but it works.



...title me please?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby knight427 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:36 am UTC

helen wrote:
Alisto wrote:Hodge:
"Al Borland + Will Riker"

Actually, I can't think of a title cool enough for Hodge. Damn.


I think that works. Maybe not as a title, but it works.



...title me please?


With a little rearranging of your avatar:
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Re: Custom titles

Postby bbctol » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:43 am UTC

Alisto wrote:Hodge:
"Al Borland + Will Riker"

Actually, I can't think of a title cool enough for Hodge. Damn.


Hodge defies titling with his pure awesomeness.

That's my suggestion, actually. "Defies titling".

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Re: Custom titles

Postby TheKhakinator » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:52 am UTC

I read that as "Defies titting" and thought it was another reference to the "has boobs" days.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby German Sausage » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:07 am UTC

Gordon wrote:For Hodge I suggest "hey, put me down"

but i don't want to give him the injection...
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:19 pm UTC

German Sausage wrote:
Gordon wrote:For Hodge I suggest "hey, put me down"

but i don't want to give him the injection...

And "Please place me gently back on the floor." just doesn't have the ring to it.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Princess Marzipan » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:51 pm UTC

Hodge:

Too good for a title.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Sprocket » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:16 pm UTC

Suggesting title for "PictureSarah"

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Alisto » Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:21 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:Suggesting title for "PictureSarah"

-Respect my photographa!


How do you not have "You're a kitty!" as your title?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Sprocket » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:58 pm UTC

Alisto wrote:How do you not have "You're a kitty!" as your title?
Because that would be too obvious and not interesting enough. I am waiting for Vizzini.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Princess Marzipan » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:09 pm UTC

CatProximity wrote:Suggesting title for "PictureSarah"

-Respect my photographa!


I am vehemently in support of this.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Bakemaster » Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:48 pm UTC

helen wrote:...title me please?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Angelene » Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:26 pm UTC

Ok, so forgive me for asking what could be interpreted as a stupidly obvious question at this stage, but if possible I'd really rather not read 30+ pages in order to find an answer...the first post makes reference to individuals choosing their own titles, but am I to now understand that the current modus operandi is that the darling moderators choose titles when they see fit?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby sillybear25 » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:17 am UTC

Well, it's up to the mods to decide when you're deserving of a title, but this is where you can request one if you are.

The mods don't always necessarily fill those requests, though...
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Re: Custom titles

Postby TheKhakinator » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:24 am UTC

Basically if you're really well-known and stuff around here you can usually get the title you suggest if it's witty and cool, else, people often suggest one that's witty and cool, or if you're like me, you can ask for a title without having any witty suggestions or being particularly deserving of a title and end up with something you'll regret.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Angelene » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:36 am UTC

I see, I've learned an important lesson today. Thanks.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby apricity » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:44 am UTC

sillybear25 wrote:Well, it's up to the mods to decide when you're deserving of a title, but this is where you can request one if you are.

The mods don't always necessarily fill those requests, though...


People really need to learn the difference between mods and admins. I can do nothing more about your title than you can.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby liza » Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:58 am UTC

Or you can wake up one morning to see you've acquired one from an admin (not a mod, they've no hand in the process, btw) in a good mood. I can't say I was particularly well-known at the time (three or four months, four hundred posts?), just lucky. I'd say admin moodswings are a big part of this process :)
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Angelene » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:42 am UTC

So, it's now my mission to make an impression worthy of spontaneous title. Well, it would be were I motivated enough.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby MFHodge » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:46 am UTC

CaraInFrames wrote:So, it's now my mission to make an impression worthy of spontaneous title. Well, it would be were I motivated enough.

Your positive attitude towards title-worthy has not gone unnoticed. :D

Not that I'm handing them out. I'm in the same boat as 'Cita. All I hand out is HOT. AMERICAN. DICKINGS. at your local record store.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby thefiddler » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:53 am UTC

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:05 am UTC

VTHodge wrote:All I hand out is HOT. AMERICAN. DICKINGS. at your local record store.

I've gotta get me some dickings! Particularly of the hot and American variety.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby TheKhakinator » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:09 am UTC

For Hodge:
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:11 am UTC

lanicita wrote:
sillybear25 wrote:Well, it's up to the mods to decide when you're deserving of a title, but this is where you can request one if you are.

The mods don't always necessarily fill those requests, though...


People really need to learn the difference between mods and admins. I can do nothing more about your title than you can.


Incorrect; lanicita, you have my contact information and I might actually listen to you, so "nominally more".

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Re: Custom titles

Postby pollywog » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:14 am UTC

TheKhakinator wrote:or if you're like me, you can ask for a title without having any witty suggestions or being particularly deserving of a title and end up with something you'll regret.


What's wrong with your title? I like it.

And I don't think Hodge can be titled. It would seem to common for him. Does PHPBB3 allow deification?
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Jesse » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:51 am UTC

Sadly, yes.

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