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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:10 pm UTC

Belial wrote:
davean wrote:
Belial wrote:But I like having a physical body.


To claw people with?


And other fun things that involve penetrating flesh


You can do that over the internet already.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby RealGrouchy » Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:01 pm UTC

Giggity.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:13 am UTC

Belial wrote:
davean wrote:
Belial wrote:But I like having a physical body.


To claw people with?


And other fun things that involve NSFW!
Spoiler:
penetrating flesh


SFW'd
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Re: Custom titles

Postby User? What User? » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:34 pm UTC

Presumably we're talking the biting with the teeth here? Or rending?

Of course, rending is just a type of clawing by another name but still...

In other news: how about we give someone

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Re: Custom titles

Postby DragonHawk » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:36 pm UTC

User? What User? wrote:Of course, rending is just a type of clawing by another name but still...

Right, that's really called "compiling"... ;)

User? What User? wrote:In other news: how about we give someone

DROP DATABASE xkcd_forums
unless it will actually work...

I actually did ask for this (see page 36), but changed my mind. I decided a sig would work better for this. I only mention it so I can claim prior art in the inevitable patent lawsuit. ;-)
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Re: Custom titles

Postby RealGrouchy » Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:31 am UTC

DragonHawk wrote:I actually did ask for this (see page 36), but changed my mind. I decided a sig would work better for this.
You've got what you wanted. Why are you still in this thread?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:24 am UTC

What are any of them doing in this thread? What are we doing in this thread?

What are threads, maaaan?
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RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
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Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:06 am UTC

Are you drunk again?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Angelene » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:07 am UTC

If anything, he's high.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby thefiddler » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:08 am UTC

davean wrote:Are you drunk again?

When isn't he?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Mathmagic » Wed Oct 17, 2007 5:00 am UTC

thefiddler wrote:
davean wrote:Are you drunk again?

When isn't he?

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:00 pm UTC

Oh you guys...
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
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Re: Custom titles

Postby German Sausage » Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:18 pm UTC

Gordon wrote:Oh you guys...

*hic*

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Re: Custom titles

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:59 pm UTC

User? What User? wrote:Presumably we're talking the biting with the teeth here? Or rending?

Of course, rending is just a type of clawing by another name but still...



A rend by any other name would smell as sweet.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby 22/7 » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:46 pm UTC

LE4dGOLEM wrote:A rend by any other name would smell as sweet.


Funny, I always thought rent people smelled nasty until they were cooked, but I suppose you're entitled to your opinion.
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Bakemaster » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:00 pm UTC

"As sweet" ≡ "As nasty"
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Re: Custom titles

Postby 22/7 » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:52 pm UTC

One man's trash, I suppose? Or are you saying that you would equate the smells of a disemboweled man to those emanating from a rose?
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Rippy » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:52 pm UTC

There's something to be said about reading the first post of a thread, and then the content of the 39th page.

So, to summarize what I'm thinking here: What the hell has happened in this thread? Does it still serve the purpose it claims to, or has it degenerated into something else entirely?

Because if it hasn't, I was gonna ask for "Where is your God now?" :)

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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:28 am UTC

I expect there are 37 pages you should read to figure that out.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:36 am UTC

Rippy wrote:Where is your God now?


I'm right here.
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Belial » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:38 am UTC

A free title and all the Adam in Rapture to whoever can tell me who banned me from #xkcd
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Re: Custom titles

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:51 am UTC

*sigh*

I'm wasn't going to say any names, but think "dancing banana"
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I may or may not be making the above up at the mention of a title o.O

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Belial » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:58 am UTC

Try again! I don't think he has ops in the main channel
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:14 am UTC

Don't, but should.

I should be given free reign of everything. Despite this being a hugely bad idea.
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby parkaboy » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:49 am UTC

today jeff asks why i dont have a title. then he suggested "not cool enough for a title" >_> asshat. if i get stuck with that fine, but i dont need no stinking title!
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Belial » Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:58 am UTC

I had a really great idea for a title for you, and then I forgot it.

Anything I've thought of since then fails to be as amusing as I remember that one being.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gordon » Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:00 am UTC

I got one...

edit: There, see what he says now ^_^
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby parkaboy » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:11 am UTC

hahah awww. thank you ^_^

belial - if you think of it again, feel free to mess with the title as much as you want. i dont require one, so i wont get all pissy if it gets randomly changed all the time.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby EstLladon » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:51 am UTC

Since Belial is clearly a human, instead of "claws" he has "nails". So, instead of "clawing", his flesh-penetrating technic of choice is "nailing".
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:01 am UTC

Belial wrote:A free title and all the Adam in Rapture to whoever can tell me who banned me from #xkcd


Dude, it was zigdon, you could have just asked me; I said I had no clue *why*, not that I had no clue who. I of course have logs.

irclogs/FooNET/#xkcd.2007-10-17.log:18:16 -!- mode/#xkcd [+b *!*@*.hr.hr.cox.net] by zigdon

Thats the ban I removed to let you back in.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Gelsamel » Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:10 am UTC

Wait Belial visits the xkcd irc? :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Custom titles

Postby TheKhakinator » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:38 am UTC

davean wrote:
Belial wrote:A free title and all the Adam in Rapture to whoever can tell me who banned me from #xkcd


Dude, it was zigdon, you could have just asked me; I said I had no clue *why*, not that I had no clue who. I of course have logs.

irclogs/FooNET/#xkcd.2007-10-17.log:18:16 -!- mode/#xkcd [+b *!*@*.hr.hr.cox.net] by zigdon

Thats the ban I removed to let you back in.

I would not want to be zigdon right now.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Belial » Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:27 pm UTC

davean wrote:Dude, it was zigdon, you could have just asked me; I said I had no clue *why*, not that I had no clue who.


To be fair to me, I made that post *before* you saw to my unbanning, and you were kindof busy.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby davean » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:27 am UTC

Oh, right. Sorry, didn't check the times.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:06 pm UTC

OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:Hmmm
what about

"And unofficially <adjective here>"

for a title I might recieve.

where <adjective here> can be replaced by something like "random" or something of your choice :D


How about "Officially Does Not Get It".

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Re: Custom titles

Postby 22/7 » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:04 pm UTC

Hodge got himself a title. And it was through sheer awesome, with a little help from the master of bake. Just thought I'd throw that out there, since we'd kicked around a few ideas earlier.
Totally not a hypothetical...

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Re: Custom titles

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:11 pm UTC

Azrael wrote:
OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:Hmmm
what about

"And unofficially <adjective here>"

for a title I might recieve.

where <adjective here> can be replaced by something like "random" or something of your choice :D


How about "Officially Does Not Get It".


No, I get it all too well, but what is the use of this thread if I nobody is asking for titles :P
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Re: Custom titles

Postby Azrael » Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:30 pm UTC

OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:
Azrael wrote:
OfficiallyHaphazard wrote:Hmmm
what about "And unofficially <adjective here>" ...where <adjective here> can be replaced by something like "random" or something of your choice :D

How about "Officially Does Not Get It".

No, I get it all too well, but what is the use of this thread if I nobody is asking for titles :P

Then I submit Unintentionally Negligent.

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Re: Custom titles

Postby Ren » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:01 am UTC

Dear Azrael,

You get to be intoxicated by proxy of me at this moment.
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Re: Custom titles

Postby LE4dGOLEM » Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:26 pm UTC

22/7 wrote:One man's trash, I suppose? Or are you saying that you would equate the smells of a disemboweled man to those emanating from a rose?


You're so close to almost understanding.
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