Joke programs from my cs 135 class

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Joke programs from my cs 135 class

Postby gd1 » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:29 pm UTC

#include <stdio.h>

int main (void)
char declarationofindependence[] = "When in the Course of human events...";
printf("%s\n", declarationofindependence);

return 0;

because we were talking about declarations in class (though I think that might not be?)


//Prints dance to the screen using a switch and break statements then prints break
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
int breakdance;

printf("Enter a number of times from 1 to 5 to print dance: ");
scanf("%d", &breakdance);
switch (breakdance)
case 1: printf("Dance\n"); break;
case 2: printf("Dance\nDance\n"); break;
case 3: printf("Dance\nDance\nDance\n"); break;
case 4: printf("Dance\nDance\nDance\nDance\n"); break;
case 5: printf("Dance\nDance\nDance\nDance\nDance\n"); break;
default: printf("\n"); break;
return 0;

because we were talking about breaks in class

Feel free to also post your joke programs or ones you like.
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Re: Joke programs from my cs 135 class

Postby Mike Rosoft » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:19 pm UTC

Text adventure game (for two players):

Code: Select all

10 INPUT a$
20 PRINT a$
30 GO TO 10

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