xkcd

by **thatweirdpanda** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:44 am UTC

>bake a skyscraper sized cupcake where every floor is a different flavor and the top floor is so delicious you go into a coma, and proceed to offer top floor cupcake to all players.

by **thatweirdpanda** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:45 am UTC

can i use my supercharged lucky rabbit's foot for my roll?

by **cjquines** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:26 am UTC

Chance of winning is based on a roll... not on the deliciousness...

by **Nautilus** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:05 pm UTC

> bite rocks into a pastry-like shape

by **matt96** » Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:55 pm UTC

would creating a solar deathray and using it to bake Orangedragonfire's face off count for the baking contest?

Edit: I'll take the lack of response as "yes, it does count" and
> create a solar deathray and use it to bake Orangedragonfire's face off for the baking contest

by **cjquines** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:27 am UTC

Yes, yes it does.
As long as it can be eaten.

by **Evengeduld** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:41 am UTC

> Shoot terraforming gun in the atmosphere

by **blademan9999** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:14 am UTC

(Eculc + Kram2301 cooperating while using the ring of universes = game breaks (again))
> Bake kitten fuser muffins (Muffins which when bakes cause the baker to fuse with the nearest bunch of kittens.

by **kram2301** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:41 pm UTC

> use the combined heat of the multiverse (e.g. I use the RING OF UNIVERSES) to bake myself into a form of universe which can't have its upgrades (positive roll effects) stolen.

by **BucklesMcStrap** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:05 pm UTC

My dear munchkins...I woefully regret informing each and every one of you that, due to the circumstances that which life has thrown at me, I will be incapable of rolling for this wonderful game for an extended period of time that is yet still undetermined. I do not know when I will be back, let alone if I ever shall be, so I, the Great High Priest GM BucklesMcStrap, here and now with the powers invested in me, do hand down the torch and dice of Ancient Supranatural Runage to all of the munchkins to squabble over amongst themselves so as to decide who shall roll and when.

cjquines has the detailed information on how the system I've been using works, and I will give them first dibs on rolling due to the fact that they are my Honored High Acolyte of GM, of which I have awarded with the achievement "First Time Rolling".

With that....BACK INTO THE ABYSS!!!

>Suddenly plunges beyond the edge of the universe, beyond even the edge of the omniverse, into a realm that is beyond even the 11th dimension and outside of existence and time itself, delving into a realm that which is not meant to be witnessed by anyone or anything that does not belong there.

My Roll: 6/6
+ 6/6
= 12/12

I blast through the barrier that does not exist and travel into a realm that is beyond existence, witnessing horrors and abominations beyond any form of omniversal consciousness or comprehension. Fear begins to grip my by the throat as I seem to unravel from reality into this unreality, madness and insanity ripping my very essence into tiny shards so small that they would be impossible to be seen even if you were the size of an electron. I have witnessed what nothing ever should let alone ever could witness....but the good news is that I left behind a horde of Nyan Cats and Tac Nayns that are now fighting in outer space and firing their lazers at each other! Luckily the lazers are made of COOKIES!!!!

by **kram2301** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:52 pm UTC

Wow, aww...

You sure do know how to epicly sign off.

by **flarpfreak** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:10 pm UTC

>Wakes up in the middle of a field, looks around...

by **flarpfreak** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:15 pm UTC

>Attempts to bake a cake out of all of the kittens that flooded the universe

by **cjquines** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 3:51 am UTC

I, the first time roller, with detailed explanations of the dice, do greatly accept this honor and responsibility of rolling.
I, your new temporary GM, with the Honored Acolyte of GM, and the achievement "First Time Roller", take this responsibility of rolling.
I shall roll whenever Great High Priest GM BuckesMcStrap is unable to roll with the torch and dice of Ancient Supranatural Ranage.
As the temporary GM, I hereby agree to impart information about the system.

Just PM for details about the system.

ROLLING AT 3 AM MOUNTAIN TIME.

by **Cameroni101** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:45 pm UTC

> Stops world hunger

by **cjquines** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:43 am UTC

Ack! Roll will be delayed.

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:20 am UTC

So... should someone else roll? I'd do it, but I'm the main antagonist, so I'm not sure if I'm allowed...

by **cjquines** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:57 am UTC

I made my own template! HOORAH! Also, rolls will be spoilered. Its new.
Rolls:

Spoiler:

RANDOMNESS ROLL:

Spoiler:

by **Cameroni101** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:00 am UTC

>Eats the Universe

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:13 am UTC

I died? Oh well:

First post wrote:-Due to last game ending, OrangeDragonFire can become a god anytime he desires, or upon his first death.

MUHAHAHAHHAH!

> Steal all baked goods.

by **matt96** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:20 am UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:I died? Oh well:

First post wrote:-Due to last game ending, OrangeDragonFire can become a god anytime he desires, or upon his first death.

MUHAHAHAHHAH!

> Steal all baked goods.

Not so much dead as your life force is sealed in this pie I have,
>bake pastry machine parts to be used to construct security robots that prevent Orangedragonfire's life force inside the pie it is trapped in.

by **orangedragonfire** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:36 am UTC

cjquines wrote:Orangedragonfire is now dead

...

by **matt96** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:49 am UTC

cjquines wrote:matt96 has an ODF Pie! (ODF's life force sealed inside) ODF has a chance every turn to try and escape the pie

...

by **blademan9999** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:16 am UTC

BucklesMcStrap wrote:
curtis95112 wrote:>Make everyone roll a 120

I have a +5 so this should be interesting

Your Roll: 6
+ 4
+ 1
= 11

The very fabric of time and space itself bends inward around you from the sheer magnitude of your force of will manifesting itself into this plane of existence. Holes open between the realities and hyperspace, several dimensions mixing and warping together with you at the very core. For that single infinitely tiny moment that no one other than you can comprehend, you understand all things and witness a single particle moving randomly. This particle is what will determine the outcome of your actions, and you can see the infinite number of outcomes of this single action. As you slip out of this moment of clairvoyance, the realities conform to manifest your will...and suddenly everything unravels and fades away into the Void as hyperspace folds in upon itself, forming into the new big bang....in the mean time everyone will be sucked into a pocket reality!

the slate has been washed clean. Next turn instead of stating an action, everyone must state a setting and main antagonist (any combination will do in all honesty). I'm not going to take away the sandbox style game we've been playing, but I'm going to use the setting and main antagonist as a sort of guideline to help focus our generally hilarious munchkin-esque gameplay towards a common goal of sorts. Also, next game I'll be rolling a 120-sided die for all of your actions with randomness involved, so be wary..........MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! My next roll will be in three-four days, depending on what life throws at me.

Umm... Remember this?
The slate has been wiped clean.

by **kram2301** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:07 am UTC

> Consume who ever attempts to eat me.

by **eculc** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:43 pm UTC

>begin an epic quest to assemble the mega-fruitcake-gun, a weapon lost to the ages and said to have the power to destroy gods.

by **Nautilus** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:47 pm UTC

> Bake rocks and then bite them

(...everyone ELSE gets a good roll hrmph drmph)

by **Snark** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:26 pm UTC

Sixth place in a baking contest? My parents would be so proud.

> Send my monkey minion on a mission to poison all baked goods currently in play

by **Queen Arasene** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:12 pm UTC

>Soviet Russia from Pie-ODF unbakes QueenArasene
(That is, make him himself again)

by **eculc** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:54 pm UTC

ooh, do my fruitcake bullets count as baked goods? poison bullets sound FUN.

by **flarpfreak** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:01 am UTC

>turns invisible

by **Sargon of Akkad** » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:39 pm UTC

> practice my punches by punching asteroids into pieces

by **cjquines** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 3:33 am UTC

Can someone else do the rolls? I pass the dice temporarily to whoever takes the responsibility.

by **cjquines** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:19 am UTC

Players (perma-boons):

Spoiler:

Players (next-turn boons):

Spoiler:

Players (activated boons):

Spoiler:

Players (other items):

Spoiler:

Players (adjectives, attitudes, feelings, forms):

Spoiler:

Players (other):

Spoiler:

NPC List:

Spoiler:

Events:

Spoiler:

by **eculc** » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:31 am UTC

wait, I'm xenophobic? I think you put that down for the wrong person.

by **curtis95112** » Tue May 01, 2012 10:44 am UTC

>Drink

You may interpret this in any way you wish

by **kram2301** » Tue May 01, 2012 12:13 pm UTC

Aww, apparently nobody likes to roll the dice.
I don't feel like I could do such a rol(l/e) justice. Else, I'd do it...

by **Snark** » Tue May 01, 2012 12:24 pm UTC

orangedragonfire wrote:So... should someone else roll? I'd do it, but I'm the main antagonist, so I'm not sure if I'm allowed...

I vote that it's allowed.

by **cjquines** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:10 pm UTC

curtis95112 wrote:You may interpret this in any way you wish

Okay...

curtis95112 wrote:>Drink vodka mixed with dynamite, whilst standing near an open flame, away from nobody, giving my soul to kram2301 as I'm doing it, making it certain that I will die.

by **kram2301** » Wed May 02, 2012 7:13 am UTC

I'll team up with cjquines on that one

Is teaming up with the dice-roller allowed?

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