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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:52 am UTC

Tillian wrote:We had one room with smart boards. The lecturers all thought it was a waste of resources, thank god.

Can't imagine studying math without a proper blackboard either. Whiteboards are ick.


All our teachers have smartboard equivalents... where it’s a pen that connects to a sensor... it’s cheaper, however it makes a really high pitched noise that none of the teachers can hear...
Our math teacher has a whiteboard that he projects on, so he uses dry erase markers. Sometimes he’ll pick up the “smart pen” and try and draw with it when the projectors off... he once gave himself a face palm, and then turned the pen on.... even though the board was still off.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:03 am UTC

Heh.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:02 am UTC

Tillian wrote:Can't imagine studying math without a proper blackboard either. Whiteboards are ick.

I had a math prof who drew dotted lines similarly to this guy (sadly there's no recording of him in the university's repository of lecture videos). We all found this pretty amusing, so he drew some extra dotted lines just for the show during one lecture. You can't do that on a whiteboard...
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:04 am UTC

How's he doing that?
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby Tillian » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:31 pm UTC

Stiffen up your arm and let the chalk bounce. It's not easy.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:40 pm UTC

Hmm.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:51 pm UTC

I guesss it's ma(th)gic.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:10 pm UTC

Mathemagician?
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby Tillian » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:07 pm UTC

Mathemorphosis.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:47 pm UTC

That's how you become a beautiful fractal butterfly.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:13 pm UTC

...
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:03 pm UTC

*covers ears*
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:42 am UTC

*turns knobs on mixing board this way and that*
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:32 pm UTC

Ow! My knobs!
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby NathanBros » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:54 am UTC

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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:24 am UTC

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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:21 pm UTC

So if I name this thread bumpy, will it be unbumpable?
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:38 pm UTC

No.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby Tillian » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:57 pm UTC

I read that as "micropenis".
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:00 am UTC

Tillian wrote:I read that as "micropenis".
Read what as "micropenis"?
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:03 am UTC

"Which word is supposed to be cat?"
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby adnapemit » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:20 am UTC

All of cat.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:32 pm UTC

somitomi wrote:"Which word is supposed to be cat?"
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby chridd » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:58 am UTC

Cat cat cat cat cat cat?
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby chridd » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:59 am UTC

Oops. *dog
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby faubi » Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:59 am UTC

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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby chridd » Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:22 am UTC

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echo meow > cat
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

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perl: Can't locate object method "echo" via package "meow" (perhaps you forgot to load "meow"?) at - line 1

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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby chridd » Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:09 am UTC

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system("echo meow > cat");
~ chri d. d. /tʃɹɪ.di.di/ (Phonotactics, schmphonotactics) · she(?)(?(?)(?))(?(?(?))(?))(?) · Forum game scores
mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
flicky1991 wrote:In both cases the quote is "I'm being quoted too much!"
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:38 am UTC

*chirp*
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby adnapemit » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:26 am UTC

I thought i taw a pussy cat
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:55 am UTC

But now, a bird.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby somitomi » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:22 pm UTC

Bump now and win
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby adnapemit » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:25 pm UTC

What do you win?
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:42 pm UTC

A pretty birb.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby adnapemit » Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:42 am UTC

Yay!
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:29 am UTC

It's what you always wanted.
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby chridd » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:54 am UTC

You did! You did taw a putty tat!
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mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:59 am UTC

Oh no! I tore you!
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Re: The Bump Thread Episode IV: A New Bump

Postby chridd » Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:17 pm UTC

Ow! Please don't tear kitties, it's not nice :(
~ chri d. d. /tʃɹɪ.di.di/ (Phonotactics, schmphonotactics) · she(?)(?(?)(?))(?(?(?))(?))(?) · Forum game scores
mittfh wrote:I wish this post was very quotable...
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