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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:04 pm UTC

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:11 pm UTC

addams wrote:Yes, you are.
You keep us on edge.

I have that effect on people. :wink:

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:29 pm UTC

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:51 pm UTC

G'night

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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:11 pm UTC

Hum...
It's like the Scotsman Joke.
Seven; It's just You and Me.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:14 pm UTC

Do you know the Scotsman Joke?
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Re: Double Post

Postby SDK » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:26 pm UTC

I don't. Will you tell it to me?
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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:33 pm UTC

Please do!

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:20 pm UTC

........addams?

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:34 pm UTC

:blink:

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:37 am UTC

*sigh*

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:28 am UTC

Birbs.

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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:51 am UTC

SDK wrote:I don't. Will you tell it to me?
umm...It's a long one.
A classic in the Irish Pub.
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:52 am UTC

Seven wrote:........addams?
Oops.
I fell asleep.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that want to Know; Know.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:12 am UTC


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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:23 am UTC

The Scotsman Joke:
There was a young man from California.
He move to Scotland to work on his book.
(this was before the internet.)

Well...He was from California.
He was used to a lot of social interactions.

After months of No One speaking to him,
He was getting darned lonely.

He had spoken to his neighbor as he walked by each day.
Finely his Giant Scot neighbor came by to invite him to a party.

(at the pub you must imitate a Scotsman here.)

The Californian was Sooo excited!
A party! Finely he was accepted!

He was so happy he started asking his neighbor about the Party,
He wanted to be prepared.What will we do? What shall I bring?

The Giant Scotsman looked down at him and said, "This Party will be like all my parties.
There Will Be Eating. There Will Be Drinking. There will Be some Dancing. There will be bit of Fighting.
There will Be Crying. And; Of Course, in the end, there will be Fucking. That's the way my parties are."

The Californian was a little concerned.
That's not what California parties are like.

(You can flower it up a bit. Everyone knows the joke.)
The California Man/Boy was thinking about some of the lovely Lasses he had seen around the area.
He was thinking he would be able to avoid the fighting and take advantage of a Crying Lass at the end, maybe.

The Californian asks his Giant Scotsman neighbor, "Who will be attending the party?"
The Scotsman pulls himself up Large, looks down at the Californian and says,
Spoiler:
It'll be, just, You ... and Me....
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:24 am UTC

After a few tellings.
All I need, now, is the Punch Line.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
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Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that want to Know; Know.
Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:36 am UTC

ech...Maybe ya' have to be half drunk to think it's funny.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that want to Know; Know.
Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
They do terrible things to people that Tell Them.

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Re: Double Post

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:42 am UTC

I feel so good today!
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:52 am UTC

Good You!
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that want to Know; Know.
Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
They do terrible things to people that Tell Them.

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Re: Double Post

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:12 am UTC

Though I may wake up unable to walk.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:44 am UTC

addams wrote:After a few tellings.
All I need, now, is the Punch Line.

:D :lol: :D

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:00 am UTC

8-)

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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:31 am UTC

Yep.
So when I write, "It's ,just, You and Me."

well...It's funny, to me.
Poor you.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
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Some of us see The Stars.
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Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
They do terrible things to people that Tell Them.

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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:33 am UTC

Irish Pub Jokes tend to be long.
Everyone knows them, Yet...

The Irish have an oral tradition!
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We are all in The Gutter.
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Some of us see The Stars.
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:58 am UTC

oh...Did I kill the Thread?
I'm sorry.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
by mr. Oscar Wilde.

Those that want to Know; Know.
Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
They do terrible things to people that Tell Them.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:18 am UTC

Seven wrote:Birbs.

Bird ID.jpg

:D
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Re: Double Post

Postby Sableagle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:09 am UTC

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Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Sableagle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:11 am UTC

Birds.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:31 am UTC

Yep.
Birds.
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

We are all in The Gutter.
Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
by mr. Oscar Wilde.

Those that want to Know; Know.
Those that do not Know; Don't tell them.
They do terrible things to people that Tell Them.

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Re: Double Post

Postby adnapemit » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:53 am UTC

One of those birds is not like the others.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Sableagle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:58 am UTC

The sobrepuesto. It's Patagonian. Very similar behaviour to the European grey wagtail, but very different colours.
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:02 am UTC

So many cute birbs. :D
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Re: Double Post

Postby Sableagle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:26 am UTC

Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Sableagle » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:29 am UTC

In fact, grey wagtail filmed by me and ...

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... sobrepuesto photographed by me.
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:36 am UTC

*chirp*
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:55 am UTC

*plop*
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Re: Double Post

Postby Earthling on Mars » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:34 pm UTC

Morning.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:28 pm UTC

adnapemit wrote:One of those birds is not like the others.
I noticed that...

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Re: Double Post

Postby Seven » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:31 pm UTC

Sableagle wrote:In fact, grey wagtail filmed by me and ...

... sobrepuesto photographed by me.

Very nice!!


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