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Shoofle
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Text-based Counterstrike

Postby Shoofle » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:49 pm UTC

Please use: viewtopic.php?f=14&t=6640

You are in a dark outdoor map. What do you do?
>get AWP

I don't know what "get" means.
>buy AWP

I don't know what "buy" means.
>purchase AWP

You don't see that.
>weaponstore

You have $245.
Weapons available for purchase:
) AWP 19-254 .2 ------------------------------------- $200
) Desert Eagle .25 ----------------------------------- $50
) AK-47 ------------------------------------------------ $100
) Dual 9mm Pistols ---------------------------------- $75
)
) Kevlar Body Armor -------------------------------- $25
) Riot Shield ------------------------------------------ $20
) C-4 Defuser ---------------------------------------- $30

>purchase AWP 19-254 .2

You now have $45. What do you do?
>go north

HEADSHOT!
You were pwned by /\/\4|)1337|-|/-\><><00|2 from a distance of 3 kilometers with Dual 9mm Pistols.

/\/\4|)1337|-|/-\><><00|2: j00 607 P\/\/|\|x0|23d 7h|2|_| 4 \/\/4|_|_ 8\' t3h m4d 1337 5|<1115! ROFLCOPTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOB LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Respawning in four minutes.
>kick /\/\4|)1337|-|/-\><><00|2

I don't know what "kick" means.
>vote kick /\/\4|)1337|-|/-\><><00|2

I don't know what "vote" means.
>commandlist

help
expel
weaponstore
purchase
go
north
south
east
west
fire
toss
drop
>expel /\/\4|)1337|-|/-\><><00|2

Disconnected from server! (Ping timeout)



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I can see braille-based counterstrike becoming dangerous.

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Postby Ahn » Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:26 am UTC

lol @ taking too far...

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Postby twenty10 » Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:38 am UTC

Ahn wrote:lol @ taking too far...


seconded.
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Postby James » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:02 am UTC

...Or perhaps not taking far enough?

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Postby Shoofle » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:42 pm UTC

Or, as I like to say, "Taking it just far enough."(tm)

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Re: Text-based Counterstrike

Postby semicolon » Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:16 pm UTC

Bump.

Gotta make sure Cheese doesn't get the monopoly on bumping incredibly old threads. That's bad for the economy, you know.

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Re: Text-based Counterstrike

Postby Mathmagic » Sun Oct 07, 2007 7:44 pm UTC

Hahaha, this made my day.

For once, a worthy necro! I would be interested in playing text-based CS. :D
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Re: Text-based Counterstrike

Postby Rodan » Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:45 pm UTC

wow. Ultra-necro!


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