ZOMBIE JESUS CHRIST

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ZOMBIE JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:21 pm UTC

This is now a necro thread, of sorts. Maybe a better description would be "cooperative triple-post." Here's the rules:

If you can say JESUS CHRIST three times in a row with two people, all of you score... let's say 3 points. To keep the math simple. Note that you can only score if three different people all work together. Double and triple posting will get you nowhere but trouble.

Here's another twist: any post that doesn't contain the phrase JESUS CHRIST in it will not count. The only person who can block you is yourself. Any non-scoring post you make will cancel out your last JESUS CHRIST post if it hasn't been scored yet (again, scoring only happens if three different people make scoring posts in a row without making any other posts.

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I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN. COME ON. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT. TO NOT SAY THE WORD DUCK. INSTEAD OF SAYING DUCK. A MILLION TIMES A PAGE. FOR FIFTY PAGES.

I mean actually ITT we talk about our problems and then everyone laughs at your problem.

I mean actually actually ITT we make up parables and stories half of which are terrible and violent and the other half of which are lovey-dovey and peaceful and totally contradict or retcon the first half.

I mean actually actually actually (Jesus f(d)ucking Christ, it's not that f(duck)ing hard), ITT we be Jesus f(ducking) Christ.


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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:23 pm UTC

quoth the Jesus: ducks are poison.

my ducks are poisoned, WWJD?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Lawsome » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:23 pm UTC

OH MY GOD I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING AND I THINK I'VE TOTALLY MISSED THE POINT SO I HATE YOU YOU BIG FAT ASSHOLE

Is that what we are doing? Insulting each other and other things?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Lawsome » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:24 pm UTC

No that is not what we are doing. We are not saying duck,

EDIT: I swear there was a post above me.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:50 pm UTC

Ducks are poisoned? I blame thecamoninja.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:27 pm UTC

Before judging (or stoning) anyone, you should ask yourself the following: are you eligible to be the first stone-caster?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Lawsome » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:51 pm UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:Before judging (or stoning) anyone, you should ask yourself the following: are you eligible to be the first stone-caster?

To find out, take the online quiz!
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Are you certain of that?

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby eculc » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:27 am UTC

Pretty sure this kind of thread is exactly what is NOT supposed to exist in the forum games section. or was that the general section?

Welp, too late now.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:15 am UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:Before judging (or stoning) anyone, you should ask yourself the following: are you eligible to be the first stone-caster?

Yes. I'm holding a stone. That's pretty much all that's necessary.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:37 pm UTC

I think this kind of shit is supposed to be in FaiD or something? Buuut since all of us are poor as fuckers who care about the rest of the forum about as much as the mods care about this part, who cares? We're our own damn community! They might try to oppress us, but we will prevail! I believe that with enough perseverance, our small minority of followers can grow into one of the most powerful religious bodies in the world!

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:39 pm UTC

All we need is an appearance on toast.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:21 pm UTC

Mmmm... RDJ on toast...
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:50 pm UTC

Wait wait wait

But who will be our messiah?

I vote.... Flikcy.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:09 pm UTC

The Book of Flikcy, Part 1
1. In 1524 was Flikcy born, and raised for 18 years by a family of giant eyes.
2. On his 18th birthday, Flikcy went to Sedgemoor for a pie-eating contest when he was visited by three angles: Acute, Obtuse, and Reflex.
3. Acute hacked into Flikcy's mind to give him the gift of Wisdom.
4. Obtuse showed Flikcy a picture of a cute cat to give him the gift of Kindness.
5. And Reflex took away all the pies and replaced them with some kind of sour pinkish-purple vegetable to give him the gift of Longevity.
6. And Flikcy set out to spread his message of enlightenment, peace, and pie-abstinence.
7. And he was ignored, because people are stupid, people are cruel, and people like food.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:34 pm UTC

8. And lo, from heaven a geometric light did shine, and Flikcy did think that his guardian angels had come to guide him in his time of need, and lo, he was completely wrong.
9. Because lo, this light did in fact herald not Acute, Obtuse, and Reflex, but their brothers, Right and Jaunty, and lo they were right pissed that they had been left out of this whole messiah business
10. AND LO, They did lay a CURSE on Flikcy, and from that day on he was ever plagued by a plague of quacking winged waterfowl

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby dudiobugtron » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:40 pm UTC

11. And Flicky named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:43 pm UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby SlyReaper » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:21 pm UTC

First replier missed a trick by not posting SUPERSTAR.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:29 pm UTC

Book of ArDeeJ 1:1 wrote:Drop at 5:3-17
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:25 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say dukc.

FTFY

FTFTFY

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:12 pm UTC

thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say dukc.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:38 pm UTC

marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say dukc.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:01 pm UTC

What's the Q for?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:33 pm UTC

Look up QFT...
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:08 pm UTC

Oh, Queen's Film Theatre.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:54 am UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby patzer » Thu Feb 21, 2013 4:33 am UTC

thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Thu Feb 21, 2013 11:38 am UTC

patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby brenok » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:43 pm UTC

marionic wrote:
patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:05 pm UTC

brenok wrote:
marionic wrote:
patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQSTAHP
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:01 pm UTC

marionic wrote:
brenok wrote:
marionic wrote:
patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQSTAHP

QFT, WTF
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Lawsome » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:31 pm UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
brenok wrote:
marionic wrote:
patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQSTAHP

QFT, WTF

QFT, WTF, WWJD
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:00 pm UTC

Lawsome wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
brenok wrote:
marionic wrote:
patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQSTAHP

QFT, WTF

QFT, WTF, WWFD

FTFY

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:18 pm UTC

thecamoninja wrote:
Lawsome wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
brenok wrote:
marionic wrote:
patzer wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
ArDeeJ wrote:
marionic wrote:
thecamoninja wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
dudiobugtron wrote:11. And Flikcy named these waterfowl geese, because he could not say duck.

FTFY

FTFTFYFY

FTFTFTFYFYFY

QFTFTFTFTFYFYFY

FTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFY

QFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQ

WTFQFTFTQFTFTFTFTFYFYFYFYBBQSTAHP

QFT, WTF

QFT, WTF, WWFD

FTFY

FTFY FTW!!!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:21 pm UTC

Wait did you actually change anything

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:26 pm UTC

No, I said FTFY FTW. I like FTFY.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby ArDeeJ » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:33 pm UTC

i think it should be clarified that qft is an abbreviation for quantum field theory

what would jesus do with quantum field theory?
how do i use quantum feild theory in real life??
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Feb 25, 2013 8:37 pm UTC

I'm pretty sure Jesus would say to only use Quantum Field Theory for good and not evil. He knows what you're plotting, ArDeeJ.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:57 am UTC

Damn, I was gonna use it for evil too...
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:15 pm UTC

I'm thinking it would probably be a superposition of good and evil


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