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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:16 pm UTC

Superheroes do it in the superposition.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby marionic » Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:57 pm UTC

...remarked Jesus. And truer words were never spoken.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:43 pm UTC

IT'S JASON BOURNE!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:22 pm UTC

Wow this thread is like a reminder of my forum history. I especially love these quotes:
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ArDeeJ wrote:Before judging (or stoning) anyone, you should ask yourself the following: are you eligible to be the first stone-caster?

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1. In 1524 was Flikcy born, and raised for 18 years by a family of giant eyes.
2. On his 18th birthday, Flikcy went to Sedgemoor for a pie-eating contest when he was visited by three angles: Acute, Obtuse, and Reflex.
3. Acute hacked into Flikcy's mind to give him the gift of Wisdom.
4. Obtuse showed Flikcy a picture of a cute cat to give him the gift of Kindness.
5. And Reflex took away all the pies and replaced them with some kind of sour pinkish-purple vegetable to give him the gift of Longevity.
6. And Flikcy set out to spread his message of enlightenment, peace, and pie-abstinence.
7. And he was ignored, because people are stupid, people are cruel, and people like food.
I mean I know they're from me so that's all very self-centred, but normally when I look at my old posts I just cringe, so past me has made me proud this time.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thunk » Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:54 am UTC

J E Z U S L E E F T




F L I C K Y L E E F T
Free markets, free movement, free plops
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:15 pm UTC

Flikcy, no!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 04, 2017 9:24 pm UTC

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 7:34 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:Superheroes do it in the superposition.

What about superheroines?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:50 pm UTC

We do it on heroin.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Apr 08, 2017 7:52 pm UTC

jesus christ

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:24 pm UTC

Hey, congratulations.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Apr 11, 2017 8:39 pm UTC

On what?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:02 am UTC

Presumably on my triumphant comeback. I mean, look! Two entire active people on this forum still remember me! I'm a celebrity!

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:18 am UTC

Aww, you consider me an entire person? :oops:
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:44 am UTC

Sorry, one active person and one hyperactive bird.

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 12:41 pm UTC

Thank you. *preens*
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:13 pm UTC

thecamoninja wrote:jesus christ


I'm sorry, he's not available right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, please leave your name and number after the beep.

*BEEP*
"Trying to build a proper foundation for knowledge is blippery."
"Squirrels are crazy enough to be test pilots."
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:08 am UTC

This forum is our own little heaven.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:22 am UTC

We should start a band called Forum Games

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:21 pm UTC

I'm on board!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:44 pm UTC

I've never heard of an instrument called "board"

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:48 pm UTC

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:29 pm UTC

ok thats badass ur in

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

Keyboard, I guess? I would rather not play a percussion instrument (I suck).
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:30 pm UTC

If you can suck tunefully enough for it to be an instrument, you could use that!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:42 pm UTC

It sounds weird, though.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:45 pm UTC

"It sounds weird, though." - name of our first album?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:29 am UTC

flicky i think you're the only one here who's an actual mucisian

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:05 am UTC

I like that you even consider me a musician. Or a mucisian, at least.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:18 am UTC

I can't spell properly when the sun's not out

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:32 am UTC

Come over here, the sun's out right now!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby thecamoninja » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:51 am UTC

Here too. But I have a blackout curtain over my window.

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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:53 am UTC

I see a solution.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:40 pm UTC

I'm part of the precipitate.


and I'm just as atonal as my avatar, sadly.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:05 pm UTC

Well, I am a bit rusty on the piano, and I was never good at any of the percussion instruments (except pot), but overall I am a half-decent musician. I can even play the Tetris theme on random surfaces!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:06 pm UTC

But can you play Tetris on random surfaces?
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:27 pm UTC

I do not see why that applies to the conver-JESUS CHRIST!
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:28 pm UTC

I'm no Messiah. I'm messier.
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Re: JESUS CHRIST

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 8:27 pm UTC

Last post of the page!
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