*almost* the best superpower in the world

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Sableagle » Thu Nov 16, 2017 6:28 pm UTC

Your family is, presumably, Hominidae. The world's getting awfully crowded, food and space are getting scarce, stabbings are on the rise and not dying of injuries doesn't mean that you don't get injured or that you make a full recovery. Even severed pieces are immortal, and you can feel them being chewed by cannibals.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby faubiguy » Thu Nov 16, 2017 11:30 pm UTC

However, once you stop seeing something you've altered the opacity of, it loses opacity altogether, and now that it's invisible you can't make it opaque again.

I can instantly count anything.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Pfhorrest » Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:14 am UTC

But you are compelled to verbally count up to that number like Sesame Street's "The Count" every time you (mentally instantly) count anything.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Billy5545 » Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:48 pm UTC

You are frequently criticized by people for being so Mary Sue/Marty Stu

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Peaceful Whale » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:53 am UTC

Tsk tsk, what bad grammar, you meant “I can be a fly”

Seriously, what a bad superpower. Also, you can’t change back, and gain the intelligence of a fly...

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:22 pm UTC

You frequently slip on smooth surfaces when attempting to jump to higher vantage points.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Sableagle » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:32 pm UTC

Like the vampires that have to stop and count every grain in any pile of rice they encounter, you cannot pass a document without meticulously correcting it. Newspaper stands can stop you for a week at a time.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Pfhorrest » Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:42 pm UTC

Sableagle wrote:All canids love me.


...sexually.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Sableagle » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:06 pm UTC

Only the worthy can move you.

No-one is worthy.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:07 pm UTC

I believe. I am not a people.

I am NOT A PEOPLE.
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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:52 pm UTC

no, you're a person, and your grammar is atrocious.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:09 pm UTC

I break both of your hands. And your jaw. And your elbows. And your feet. And your nose.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Pfhorrest » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:52 pm UTC

Freddino18 wrote:If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

Is that your new superpower? You overdo everything worth doing?
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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby Billy5545 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:14 am UTC

Freddino18 wrote:I break both of your hands. And your jaw. And your elbows. And your feet. And your nose.

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

eDIT: mY pOWER oF eDITING dOES nOT aPPLY tO mE

You can overdo anything you think is worth doing. However, this results in the things you do ending g up being bad

I have super strength

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Re: *almost* the best superpower in the world

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:02 pm UTC

super compressive strength.

I can control all forms of radiation.
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