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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:15 pm UTC

Oh, we still doing that? :P
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:16 pm UTC

.ma I
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:19 pm UTC

Hi, Mai.
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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:30 pm UTC

ti teg I won ,yako hA

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:32 pm UTC

I'm not backwards any more. I'm free!
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:34 pm UTC

.em ot sdrawkcab kool uoY
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heuristically_alone wrote:Tillian you are always in every single one of dreams,
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NOTE: This is not me. That's another guy.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:39 pm UTC

Only because I'm pointing my butt at you.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:41 pm UTC

That's just ass-backwards.
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heuristically_alone wrote:Tillian you are always in every single one of dreams,
usually driving an ice cream truck.
NOTE: This is not me. That's another guy.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:41 pm UTC

Only if my butt is pointing at a mirror.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:46 pm UTC

Just don't point it at any person! Always treat a butt as if it's loaded!
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:47 pm UTC

*admires butt in mirror*

Sorry, wasn't listening.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:48 pm UTC

*discharges butt-load*
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:51 pm UTC

I knew I shouldn't have given you control of the trigger for my arse.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:51 pm UTC

Triggered.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:52 pm UTC

:|
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:54 pm UTC

:roll:
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:55 pm UTC

Anyway...
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 3:57 pm UTC

I would get the pun chain back on track, but I can't be arsed.
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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:00 pm UTC

I bet I can arse you.
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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:06 pm UTC

I'm going to nip this in the butt right here. We need to put this behind us and move on to more arsetistic puns.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:07 pm UTC

The end.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:07 pm UTC

The rear end.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:08 pm UTC

The rear end in the middle of the body.

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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:10 pm UTC

It is at the aft end. It's just that at the aft, it ends in the middle.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:11 pm UTC

Chest-butt.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:12 pm UTC

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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:13 pm UTC

But the end is just the beginning of something else.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:17 pm UTC

So what starts at the butt?
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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:21 pm UTC

Maybe the butt is just what the beginning of everything else looks like.

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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:41 pm UTC

There are whole worlds outside the butt.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:45 pm UTC

*Something about a galaxy being shaped kinda like a butt-hole then leads to the words Jabba the Butt*

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:54 pm UTC

Good to see you continued the butt talk without me.
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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:18 pm UTC

We were able to define the universe in relation to butts before you butted back in.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:22 pm UTC

The world revolves around my butt.
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Re: Double Post

Postby slinches » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:23 pm UTC

It revolves around a butt, whether it's yours or someone else's is a matter of perspective.

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Re: Double Post

Postby Whizbang » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:24 pm UTC

On a related note, my coworker and I have taken to using the naming convention in our code where all buttons are x-butt. We have a test-butt, a clean-butt, a load-butt, etc.

It is amusing.

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Re: Double Post

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:25 pm UTC

slinches wrote:It revolves around a butt, whether it's yours or someone else's is a matter of perspective.

Well, it's blue and feathery. Who else's could it be?
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:34 pm UTC

No one's Butt your's.
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Re: Double Post

Postby addams » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:35 pm UTC

Did I do it?
Was that a Pun?
Life is, just, an exchange of electrons; It is up to us to give it meaning.

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Some of us see The Gutter.
Some of us see The Stars.
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Re: Double Post

Postby Tillian » Mon Apr 17, 2017 5:36 pm UTC

You bet your ass it was.
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heuristically_alone wrote:Tillian you are always in every single one of dreams,
usually driving an ice cream truck.
NOTE: This is not me. That's another guy.


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