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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:02 pm UTC

I have my doubts
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:45 pm UTC

Hand 53

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 53

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
Carlington          (  80)           fold     pot        =  240

Current action: End
Current Players (1/2): SDK


Community cards:

SDK wins by default.
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:47 pm UTC

Chip stacks at the end of Hand 53:

Code: Select all

    phillip1882        0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    New User           0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    SDK             4360 -  160 +  240 = 4440
    Vytron             0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Moose Anus         0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    adnapemit          0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Yablo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Carlington      4730 -   80 +    0 = 4650
    Diemo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0


Spoiler:

Code: Select all

    Carlington      4650
    SDK             4440
    New User           0
    Yablo              0
    Diemo              0
    Moose Anus         0
    phillip1882        0
    adnapemit          0
    Vytron             0
Charts
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:49 pm UTC

Hand 54

SDK has the button.

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
SDK                 (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
Carlington          ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240


Carlington:
Spoiler:
7 Diamonds, 3 Hearts

SDK:
Spoiler:
9 Hearts, 4 Clubs


Next to Act:
SDK
Carlington
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:09 pm UTC

Well, I didn't want that 80 dollars anyway.

Fold.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:20 pm UTC

Hand 54

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 54

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
SDK                 (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
Carlington          ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
SDK                 (  80)           fold     pot        =  240

Current action: End
Current Players (1/2): Carlington


Community cards:

Carlington wins by default.
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:22 pm UTC

Chip stacks at the end of Hand 54:

Code: Select all

    phillip1882        0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    New User           0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    SDK             4440 -   80 +    0 = 4360
    Vytron             0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Moose Anus         0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    adnapemit          0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Yablo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Carlington      4650 -  160 +  240 = 4730
    Diemo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0


Spoiler:

Code: Select all

    Carlington      4730
    SDK             4360
    New User           0
    Yablo              0
    Diemo              0
    Moose Anus         0
    phillip1882        0
    adnapemit          0
    Vytron             0
Charts
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:23 pm UTC

Hand 55

Carlington has the button.

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--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240


SDK:
Spoiler:
J Spades, 3 Clubs

Carlington:
Spoiler:
A Diamonds, 4 Spades


Next to Act:
Carlington
SDK
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Jul 25, 2016 7:24 pm UTC

Shall we fast forward to about hand 100 so we can get all-in blinds?
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:18 pm UTC

Depends how bad Carlington's cards are this time...

Are you getting sick of dealing yet? :P Heads-up can be painful if people get bad hands in the small blind position. Thanks again for continuing though.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:28 am UTC

Call
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:25 am UTC

And we've got a flop!

Check.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:04 pm UTC

Hand 55

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 55

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
Carlington          ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
SDK                 ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--

Current action: Flop
Current Players (2/2): SDK, Carlington


Community cards: 6 Clubs, 3 Spades, 5 Hearts

Next to Act:
SDK
Carlington
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:16 pm UTC

Bet 100.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:29 pm UTC

Call
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:03 pm UTC

Hand 55

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 55

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
Carlington          ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
SDK                 ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--
SDK                 ( 260)        bet 100     pot +  100 =  420
Carlington          ( 260)           call     pot +  100 =  520
--Turn--

Current action: Turn
Current Players (2/2): SDK, Carlington


Community cards: 6 Clubs, 3 Spades, 5 Hearts, A Clubs

Next to Act:
SDK
Carlington
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:37 pm UTC

Check.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:44 am UTC

Check.
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:55 pm UTC

Hand 55

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 55

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
Carlington          ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
SDK                 ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--
SDK                 ( 260)        bet 100     pot +  100 =  420
Carlington          ( 260)           call     pot +  100 =  520
--Turn--
SDK                 ( 260)          check     pot        =  520
Carlington          ( 260)          check     pot        =  520
--River--

Current action: River
Current Players (2/2): SDK, Carlington


Community cards: 6 Clubs, 3 Spades, 5 Hearts, A Clubs, J Clubs

Next to Act:
SDK
Carlington
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:00 pm UTC

Bet 250.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:07 pm UTC

Call
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:10 pm UTC

J 3, for two pair.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:16 pm UTC

A, 4 for a pair
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

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doogly: Hands waving furiously.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:22 pm UTC

And so it begins.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:37 pm UTC

Hand 55

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 55

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
Carlington          ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
SDK                 ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--
SDK                 ( 260)        bet 100     pot +  100 =  420
Carlington          ( 260)           call     pot +  100 =  520
--Turn--
SDK                 ( 260)          check     pot        =  520
Carlington          ( 260)          check     pot        =  520
--River--
SDK                 ( 510)        bet 250     pot +  250 =  770
Carlington          ( 510)           call     pot +  250 = 1020

Current action: End
Current Players (2/2): SDK, Carlington


Community cards: 6 Clubs, 3 Spades, 5 Hearts, A Clubs, J Clubs

SDK: J Spades, 3 Clubs
Carlington: A Diamonds, 4 Spades

SDK wins with two pair.
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:40 pm UTC

Chip stacks at the end of Hand 55:

Code: Select all

    phillip1882        0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    New User           0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    SDK             4360 -  510 + 1020 = 4870
    Vytron             0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Moose Anus         0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    adnapemit          0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Yablo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Carlington      4730 -  510 +    0 = 4220
    Diemo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0


Spoiler:

Code: Select all

    SDK             4870
    Carlington      4220
    New User           0
    Yablo              0
    Diemo              0
    Moose Anus         0
    phillip1882        0
    adnapemit          0
    Vytron             0
Charts
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Fri Jul 29, 2016 2:58 pm UTC

Hand 56

SDK has the button.

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
SDK                 (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
Carlington          ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240


Carlington:
Spoiler:
5 Spades, 6 Hearts

SDK:
Spoiler:
K Hearts, 5 Diamonds


Next to Act:
SDK
Carlington
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:20 pm UTC

Call.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:54 am UTC

Check
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:24 pm UTC

Hand 56

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 56

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
SDK                 (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
Carlington          ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
SDK                 ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
Carlington          ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--

Current action: Flop
Current Players (2/2): Carlington, SDK


Community cards: A Spades, 9 Hearts, K Diamonds

Next to Act:
Carlington
SDK
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:26 pm UTC

Check
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Mon Aug 08, 2016 4:58 am UTC

Sorry for the delay!

Bet 160.
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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Mon Aug 08, 2016 7:45 am UTC

Fold.
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:10 pm UTC

Hand 56

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 56

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
SDK                 (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
Carlington          ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
SDK                 ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
Carlington          ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--
Carlington          ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
SDK                 ( 320)        bet 160     pot +  160 =  480
Carlington          ( 160)           fold     pot        =  480

Current action: End
Current Players (1/2): SDK


Community cards: A Spades, 9 Hearts, K Diamonds

SDK wins by default.
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:12 pm UTC

Chip stacks at the end of Hand 56:

Code: Select all

    phillip1882        0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    New User           0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    SDK             4870 -  320 +  480 = 5030
    Vytron             0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Moose Anus         0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    adnapemit          0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Yablo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0
    Carlington      4220 -  160 +    0 = 4060
    Diemo              0 -    0 +    0 =    0


Spoiler:

Code: Select all

    SDK             5030
    Carlington      4060
    New User           0
    Yablo              0
    Diemo              0
    Moose Anus         0
    phillip1882        0
    adnapemit          0
    Vytron             0
Charts
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Mon Aug 08, 2016 2:14 pm UTC

Hand 57

Carlington has the button.

Code: Select all

--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240


SDK:
Spoiler:
4 Diamonds, J Diamonds

Carlington:
Spoiler:
6 Hearts, 2 Diamonds


Next to Act:
Carlington
SDK
(etc. as raises require)[/quote]
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Carlington » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:49 pm UTC

Call
Kewangji: Posdy zwei tosdy osdy oady. Bork bork bork, hoppity syphilis bork.

Eebster the Great: What specifically is moving faster than light in these examples?
doogly: Hands waving furiously.

Please use he/him/his pronouns when referring to me.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:03 pm UTC

Check.
The biggest number (63 quintillion googols in debt)

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby Moose Anus » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:08 pm UTC

Hand 57

Chip stacks at the beginning of Hand 57

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--Deal--                                      pot        =    0
Carlington          (  80)    small blind     pot +   80 =   80
SDK                 ( 160)      big blind     pot +  160 =  240
Carlington          ( 160)           call     pot +   80 =  320
SDK                 ( 160)          check     pot        =  320
--Flop--

Current action: Flop
Current Players (2/2): SDK, Carlington


Community cards: Q Diamonds, 5 Diamonds, 6 Clubs

Next to Act:
SDK
Carlington
(etc. as raises require)
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Texas Hold 'em

Postby SDK » Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:19 pm UTC

Check.
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