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LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Postby Azrael » Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:50 pm UTC

RECRUITS,

COMMANDER VIMES IS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED, AND HE HAS ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS WEEK'S BRIEFING. BEFORE THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, I WILL HAND THINGS OFF TO THIS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON WHO IS ENTIRELY UNLIKELY TO LEAD YOU INTO THE BEYOND.

*SQUEAK*

NO, NOT YOU.

*SQUEAK*

NOR THE RAVEN.


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Oh, there's only one way to make this not suck to clean up at the end. So once again, if you know what's going on, use this:
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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby eSOANEM » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:07 pm UTC

thefiddler

ERROR: LOCATION

Edit:
Angua

ERROR: EXEMPT

Edit Editson:
Sombrero Cat

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Edit the third:
Weeks

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Edit the fourth:
adams

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Edit the fifth:
Earthling on Mars

ENTRY ACCEPTED
my pronouns are they

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Whizbang » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:35 pm UTC


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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Killerofsheep » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:38 pm UTC

ERROR: NO SAFESPACES!

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Killerofsheep » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:01 pm UTC

poxic

ERROR: PAST TENSE

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby rath358 » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:45 pm UTC

Red Hal

ERROR: PAST TENSE

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:57 pm UTC

Flumble

DUPLICATE
eSOANEM wrote:
right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby TheGrammarBolshevik » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:04 pm UTC

Loglogical

TOO EASY

Edit: Deva

DUPLICATE
Nothing rhymes with orange,
Not even sporange.

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby patzer » Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:19 pm UTC

ERROR: SPAMMING

ERROR: TALKING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

ERROR: SETTING YOURSELF UP

-3 POINTS; SKIP NEXT TURN
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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Quercus » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:04 pm UTC

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ERRORS: PAST TENSE

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:23 pm UTC

eSOANEM wrote:
right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby rath358 » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:33 pm UTC

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:36 pm UTC

I'm doing so bad:

HES
eSOANEM wrote:
right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Qaanol » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:13 pm UTC

Logological

DUPLICATE
wee free kings

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby bachaddict » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:17 pm UTC

slinches wrote:Also, the OTC isn't a disease. In fact, it's the cure. As we all know, Time heals all wounds.

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:19 pm UTC

eSOANEM wrote:
right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Qaanol » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:32 pm UTC

wee free kings

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Qaanol » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:41 pm UTC

Tirian

ERROR: LOCATION
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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby TheGrammarBolshevik » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:55 pm UTC

Nothing rhymes with orange,
Not even sporange.

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Klear » Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:58 pm UTC

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ERROR: SPAMMING

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Re: YO, DIS BE DE NEEDLE-PULLED TING

Postby bachaddict » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:02 pm UTC

EstLladon

ERROR: BAD LINK

Sorry, on mobile. Fixed now.
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slinches wrote:Also, the OTC isn't a disease. In fact, it's the cure. As we all know, Time heals all wounds.

Thanks for the molpish wig ggh!
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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Earthling on Mars » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:12 pm UTC

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ERROR: PROPER CONDITIONS NOT MET

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Neil_Boekend » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:36 pm UTC

rath358

ERROR: USER RED CARDED. WAIT UNTIL NEXT ROUND.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Earthling on Mars » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:38 pm UTC

Asmodieus

ERROR: CONDITIONS NOT MET

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Klear » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:39 pm UTC

Angua

ERROR: EXEMPT

ERROR: YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS

-1 POINTS, SKIP NEXT TURN

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby Fractal_Tangent » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:42 pm UTC

Thesh

ERROR: HAS THE BRAIN WORMS
eSOANEM wrote:
right now, that means it's Nazi punching time.


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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby eSOANEM » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:47 pm UTC

my pronouns are they

Magnanimous wrote:(fuck the macrons)

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Postby eSOANEM » Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:19 pm UTC

felltir

ERROR: TOO EASY

ERROR: SETTING YOURSELF UP

-3 POINTS, SKIP 5 TURNS
my pronouns are they

Magnanimous wrote:(fuck the macrons)

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

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