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LANCE CONSTABLES, REPORT FOR DUTY [CLOSED]

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 2:50 pm UTC
by Azrael
RECRUITS,

COMMANDER VIMES IS OTHERWISE OCCUPIED, AND HE HAS ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS WEEK'S BRIEFING. BEFORE THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, I WILL HAND THINGS OFF TO THIS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON WHO IS ENTIRELY UNLIKELY TO LEAD YOU INTO THE BEYOND.

*SQUEAK*

NO, NOT YOU.

*SQUEAK*

NOR THE RAVEN.


Rules:
  • If you aren't part of the game (it will be pretty obvious if you are), don't post in this thread.
  • If you figure out the game and want to join, you'll know what to do.
  • If you are part of the game, there's only one thing you should post here.
  • There are rules you may not know. No, we won't tell you what they are explicitly. Yes, they will change.
  • The top of each page is a new round; stop posting when you get there until the reset is made clear.

No Safespaces!

Oh, there's only one way to make this not suck to clean up at the end. So once again, if you know what's going on, use this:
Spoiler:
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A HANDY GUIDE:
ROUND 1 SCORES
ROUND 2 SCORES
ROUND 3 SCORES
ROUND 4 SCORES

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:07 pm UTC
by eSOANEM
thefiddler

ERROR: LOCATION

Edit:
Angua

ERROR: EXEMPT

Edit Editson:
Sombrero Cat

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Edit the third:
Weeks

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Edit the fourth:
adams

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Edit the fifth:
Earthling on Mars

ENTRY ACCEPTED

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:35 pm UTC
by Whizbang

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:38 pm UTC
by Killerofsheep
ERROR: NO SAFESPACES!

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:46 pm UTC
by Link

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:01 pm UTC
by Killerofsheep
poxic

ERROR: PAST TENSE

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
by Quercus

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:45 pm UTC
by rath358
Red Hal

ERROR: PAST TENSE

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 4:57 pm UTC
by Fractal_Tangent
Flumble

DUPLICATE

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:04 pm UTC
by TheGrammarBolshevik
Loglogical

TOO EASY

Edit: Deva

DUPLICATE

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:19 pm UTC
by patzer
ERROR: SPAMMING

ERROR: TALKING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

ERROR: SETTING YOURSELF UP

-3 POINTS; SKIP NEXT TURN

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 5:54 pm UTC
by Klear

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:04 pm UTC
by Quercus
AngrySquirrel
Zarq
ERRORS: PAST TENSE

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:23 pm UTC
by Fractal_Tangent

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:33 pm UTC
by rath358

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 6:36 pm UTC
by Fractal_Tangent
I'm doing so bad:

HES

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:13 pm UTC
by Qaanol
Logological

DUPLICATE

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:17 pm UTC
by bachaddict

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:19 pm UTC
by Fractal_Tangent

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:32 pm UTC
by Qaanol

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:41 pm UTC
by Qaanol
Tirian

ERROR: LOCATION

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:55 pm UTC
by TheGrammarBolshevik

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 7:58 pm UTC
by Klear
BlitzGirl

ERROR: SPAMMING

Re: YO, DIS BE DE NEEDLE-PULLED TING

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:02 pm UTC
by bachaddict
EstLladon

ERROR: BAD LINK

Sorry, on mobile. Fixed now.

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:12 pm UTC
by Earthling on Mars
adnapemit

ERROR: PROPER CONDITIONS NOT MET

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:14 pm UTC
by Klear

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:36 pm UTC
by Neil_Boekend
rath358

ERROR: USER RED CARDED. WAIT UNTIL NEXT ROUND.

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:38 pm UTC
by Earthling on Mars
Asmodieus

ERROR: CONDITIONS NOT MET

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:39 pm UTC
by Klear
Angua

ERROR: EXEMPT

ERROR: YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS

-1 POINTS, SKIP NEXT TURN

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:41 pm UTC
by Klear

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:42 pm UTC
by Fractal_Tangent
Thesh

ERROR: HAS THE BRAIN WORMS

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:47 pm UTC
by eSOANEM

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:04 pm UTC
by Earthling on Mars

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:12 pm UTC
by Quercus

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:19 pm UTC
by eSOANEM
felltir

ERROR: TOO EASY

ERROR: SETTING YOURSELF UP

-3 POINTS, SKIP 5 TURNS

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:40 pm UTC
by Klear

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:43 pm UTC
by Quercus

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 9:58 pm UTC
by Klear

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:09 pm UTC
by Klear

Re: YO, THIS IS THE THREAD

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:12 pm UTC
by Klear
mscha

@Quercus =P