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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jun 03, 2016 10:36 am UTC

Floor 520 contains Santa's elf factory factory.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Fri Jun 03, 2016 1:17 pm UTC

Floor 521 caters exclusively to emlightened's whims.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jun 03, 2016 1:32 pm UTC

Floor 521 contains floor 522
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:27 pm UTC

Floor 523 is a grow op.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:11 pm UTC

Floor 524 is grown up.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:49 pm UTC

Floor 525 is floor 25 repeated 25 times. With a minibar.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Jun 06, 2016 12:41 pm UTC

Floor 526 contains a meth lab.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby ThirdParty » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:14 pm UTC

Floor 527 contains the ruins of a previous meth lab.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Soupspoon » Tue Jun 07, 2016 12:56 am UTC

Floor 528 has the kennel of a chocolate lab.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby thunk » Tue Jun 07, 2016 1:32 am UTC

Higgledy piggledy
Five hundred twenty-nine
Is full of dactyls and
doggerel too.

Limericks forced to rhyme
lift-shaft-erotically
Residents try but all
prose makes them blue.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby ThirdParty » Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:21 am UTC

Fivethirty McFivethirtface was named by an online poll.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby cyanyoshi » Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:55 am UTC

Floor 531 was named "pięć trzydzieści pierwsze piętro" by an online Pole.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby thunk » Wed Jun 08, 2016 6:31 am UTC

Floor 532 is sticky, as it is drenched in sirop de poteau extracted from a nearby telephone pole.

Coincidentally, the pole was located in Poteau, Oklahoma.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 08, 2016 6:46 am UTC

Floor 533 does not fall under the jurisdiction of any government. It's a bit of a mess in there.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby heuristically_alone » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:12 am UTC

Floor 534 was abandoned by his parents because they did not love him.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:14 pm UTC

Floor 535 contains a paper plane factory.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:26 pm UTC

Floor 536 is a roller skating rink that is perpetually time-locked in 1984.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:09 pm UTC

Floor 537 is a fish tank with electric eels. They are quite nice and power floor 538.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:28 pm UTC

Floor 538 houses the building's Amish community in a spectacular failure of planning.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Soupspoon » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:30 pm UTC

Floor 539 is the home of a Hamish community. They all wear kilts, toss cabres and play the bagpipes, because there's nothing else to do.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby thunk » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:40 am UTC

Floor 540 is designed in the shape of an Alexeyhedron, for some inexplicable reason.

It contains an office of mathematicians.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:41 am UTC

Floor 541 is an arena where several gladiators are fighting lions.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby thunk » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:44 am UTC

Floor 542 contains the corpses of those killed in the Plague of Justinian.

It's not a very nice place.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:17 am UTC

Floor 523 is only 20 nm high. We are not sure if there is anything in there, but it seems unlikely.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:41 am UTC

Floor 544 is filled with wooden Plancks.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:59 am UTC

Floor 545 contains the Men of Letters bunker.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Thu Jun 09, 2016 12:51 pm UTC

Floor 546 has a 545 story bungee jump platform.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:00 pm UTC

Floor 547 has a 548 story bungee jump platform.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby patzer » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:04 pm UTC

Floor 548 has a 551 storey bungee jump platform; it also has a library containing 551 stories.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:06 pm UTC

Floor 549 contains a capybara zoo.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby thunk » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:27 pm UTC

Floor 550 has been temporarily reopened in Chicago.

We apologise for the inconvenience.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:54 pm UTC

Floor 551 contains a perpetual motion device.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:58 pm UTC

Floor 552 contains a perpetual no motion device.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby ThirdParty » Thu Jun 09, 2016 4:26 pm UTC

Floor 553 contains no perpetual motion devices.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:13 pm UTC

Floor 554 is a theatre that shows live reenactments of all the episodes from M*A*S*H.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Soupspoon » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:15 pm UTC

Floor 555 is timeless.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby thunk » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:21 pm UTC

Floor 556 is covered in a shallow layer of mercury. It's nice to float on, but don't breathe in.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:46 am UTC

Floor 557 contains a 12 PeV particle accelerator, directed at the floors above it.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Beavertails » Fri Jun 10, 2016 4:57 pm UTC

Floor 558 contains a particle mirror that reflects particles out of harm's way.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Soupspoon » Fri Jun 10, 2016 6:52 pm UTC

Floor 559, which shares a mezzanine entry-level, has a Wave Sanctuary to serve a similar purpose.


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