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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby ThirdParty » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:02 am UTC

Floor 1160 is a pig farm. Probably. The meat tastes a little off.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Billy5545 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 3:54 am UTC

Floor 1161

A storage that store pig food, as well as pig poop

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:39 pm UTC

fLOOR 1162 cONTAINS tHE xkcd cITY
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Billy5545 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:43 am UTC

Floor 1163

A room which contains people ranting on how it turns out that Xkcd City is not outside at all, but in a truly massive floor below

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:24 am UTC

Floor 1164 contains a debate club. They are debating which is weirder: the fact that the skyscraper is inside the vending machine that is inside the skyscraper, or the fact that the skyscraper is part of the city that is inside the skyscraper.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby somitomi » Wed Dec 13, 2017 9:27 am UTC

Floor 1165 contains a sailing themed pub, where people from the debate club come to drink and have a good time after they realise the building already contains most of itself several times over and a lot of those floors involve some kind of logical paradox. Really buddy, it's best not to think about it, here, have a drink. Have another one, you'll need it when we tell you about places like floor 631, floor 889 or floors 995 and 996. Boy, even figuring out what the hell some of them were took weeks. Oh, and you might want to get completely drunk before someone brings up floor 1059.
Curiously enough, the captain's cabin of a ship model inside a bottle on a shelf over the bar contains the pub.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:20 am UTC

Floor 1166 contains a zoo. But the animals are in miniature. They make cute tiny animal noises at you and beg for food as you walk by. Every room on the floor has cages filled with miniature animals. There's a Reptile House, an Aviary, places for bears, wolves and lionesses and tigresses. But they're made tiny and cute by Mad Science.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Billy5545 » Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:03 pm UTC

Floor 1167

A memorial to Harambe. The floor also contains a platform where people can dive below to die, with machine guns to shot at then while they are falling

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Soupspoon » Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:17 pm UTC

Floor 1168 is home to a community of people who are anagrammatically linked to each other.

Amongst the inhabitants are: Todd Planum Jr, carpenter; there's a surgery with Dr Jon L Damput in residence; Judd Tronlamp operates the amusement arcade; there's a snazzy clothes store with a hip-and-with-it proprietor (he thinks!) Topman Jr/Dud L; the garden-centre is owned and operated by Marj Plontdud; and over in the discreet (and discrete!) theatre, JL Tampon D'Rud (real name: Jan Mortpuddl!) performs burlesque cabaret accompanied by the beatbox sounds of DJ Mat Nordpul (real name!).

It's all surprisingly smoothly self-governing, and they aren't looking to appoint anybody to be in charge.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:07 am UTC

Floor 1169 is home to doctors that treat your illnesses a variety of ways. Some of them prescribe medications, some plastic surgeries and yet others do creepy voodoo rituals to cure your illnesses. They accept every types of insurances and never turn away patients. Even the voodoo doctors give you the best bed side etiquette they can while not actually curing your illness (Except on Halloween where the voodoo in the building turns real). Some of them are even android and gynoid doctors/nurses/orderlies/endocrinologists and what have you.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:46 pm UTC

Floor 1170 contains an angry woman (but not for long).
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby eran_rathan » Wed Dec 20, 2017 6:14 pm UTC

Floor 1171 contains the front door.


All of them.


Every front door, everywhere, everywhen.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby somitomi » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:02 pm UTC

Floor 1172 contains the back door. All of them, including metaphorical back doors into encryption systems. Luckily the doors are so densely packed that opening any door requires opening all other doors beforehand, which alleviates the safety concerns by making every door impossible to open.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:49 pm UTC

Floor 1173 is the Intergalactic Mail Bureau. They have alien postal workers that deliver letters and packages to any planet any time! They speak all human and alien languages and are highly trained to get your packages and letters to you with the most efficiency possible. With awesome space ships they ride in that move at light speed. So you can order a new bra and have it to your home on the same day! Often within nanoseconds! Thanks: Men, women and aliens of the Intergalactic Mail Bureau. :)
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby eran_rathan » Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:47 pm UTC

Floor 1174 is the home office of the Infernal Revenue Service. They use the IMB office below to send out tax cards to everyone in the universe, though with the lightspeed delay they'd be better off going down another floor or two and just leaving them at everyone's front doors, but being the Infernal Revenue Service, they'd much rather catch you with the several million dollars in late fees from not paying the tax bill on time.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:14 am UTC

Floor 1175 is a warren of goth girls. They happen to like the Infernal Revenue Service because it sounds like demons. They worship Satanism, smoke much clove cigarettes and wear dark colored makeups. They wear like leather, trench coats and black dresses too. And they all congregate to talk about worshiping demons, sacrificing stuff and serving Their Dark Lord Satan. They do it in a very sophomoric and teenager-style way though because they're just young goth girls give them a break. ;P
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Freddino18 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:02 pm UTC

On Floor 1176, you can refer to Ginger as a piece of stuffing.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby faubi » Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:53 am UTC

Floor 1177 contains one cat for each element in the periodic table. Each cat has authored an epic poem that it will recite to you if you give it fish,

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Freddino18 wrote:On Floor 1176, you can refer to Ginger as a Male Stuffs.

I know you probably don't mean it to be offensive, but I think we should avoid saying things that might invalidate people's gender, even jokingly.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Billy5545 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:17 am UTC

Floor 1178

The xkcd City Stock Exchange. There, there are many companies across the Multiverse where investors can trade stocks. It also contains portals to each company's HQ, and a platform to jump from if the investor become bankrupt

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:35 pm UTC

Floor 1179: The Legendary Lounge called, "The Dirty Beastess." Here you can get plenty of spirits, and real spirits/ghosts, and every races and nationalities all gather here even fictional races and nationalities. They serve hallucinogenic drinks, regular alcoholic drinks, sodas for the kids (Yes they allow minors w/a parents' accompaniment) and even tap water w/ice cubes. They have live bands, dancers and singers. They have a lot a lot of monies from their patrons from every conceivable worlds/universes. And each of the exits and entrances of the bar leads to different rooms and dimensions so please... try not to get lost, okay? And the bartender is a huge cyborg orc woman w/robotic limbs, one robotic eye, and the other eye has an eye patch. She DO NOT wanna hear your woes/life stories however she just wanna serve you drinks.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:45 pm UTC

Floor 1180 is for kids only.
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Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:48 pm UTC

Floor 1181 is a recreation of an authentic 2nd century Roman settlement.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:50 pm UTC

Floor 1182 is a (very small) world held up by four elephants on the back of a giant turtle.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:52 pm UTC

Floor 1183 is Sylvanas Windrunner's sanctum. Here she remembers: Being ruined by the Lich King and then regaining her body and freedoms, conquering Lordaeron in the name of the Horde and the Forsaken, performing experiments w/plagues, plague bombing and... her high elf sister Alleria Windrunner. Sometimes she sings The Lament of the Highborne when she's bored. And says, "There is no joy in this endless curse...." Cheerful undead blood elf lady, huh?
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Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:53 pm UTC

Floor 1184 is occupied by a pair of philosophers debating whether or not they exist.

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:55 pm UTC

Floor 1185 is Google. It's all here.
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Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:56 pm UTC

Floor 1186 contains a smoothie shop which specializes in durian smoothies.

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Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 3:58 pm UTC

Floor 1187 is flicky's secret hideo- um, I mean... nothing.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:00 pm UTC

Floor 1188 is the Echo Isles where the Darkspear Trolls live. How about dat peace pipe, mon or lady? They train w/their class trainers, go on quests, fight nagas and... Vol'jin their leader is dead, but they remember him, and his ancestral spirits lead them to glory. And they allow women and young teenage girls to take on spiritual jobs, not taking care of the household and serving the male heads of households anymore. And the women variously say, "Stay away from de voodoo." And, "Come get de voodoo."
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Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:00 pm UTC

Floor 1189 contains an invisible tiger. Caution is advised.

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Postby somitomi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:09 pm UTC

There's a picture on the wall of floor 1190, that changes once every hour.
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Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:25 pm UTC

Floor 1191 is a spaceport for launching flying saucers. It's full of little green aliens who will give you a flying saucer tour of the world in exchange for iridium.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 4:41 pm UTC

Floor 1192 is the crashed wreckage of the Draenei spaceship the Exodar. They had been traveling through spaces for over a thousand years... running from their perennial enemies The Burning Legion. They use the crashed wreckage of the Exodar to conduct trades w/other nations, house meetings, buy and sell goods and services and train new apprentices for military and professional actions. They are led by Prophet Velen an Immortal Draenei Priest. One of them, Quistia, an inquisitive Draenei scientist/Magess, greets you outside the doors and gives you tours of all their facilities. Unless you're not on the Alliance like her. Then ALL the space goats' Vindicators swarm you and attack on sight until you win or die. And they have a place to teach riding and taming and breeding their own brands of elephants: Elekks. Just don't treat the Elekks too roughly or whips them to make them run faster w/you on their backs, okay?
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby ThirdParty » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:47 pm UTC

Floor 1193 is a server farm for the popular MMORPG known as "World of Warcraft".

The virtual world within the servers looks suspiciously similar to the real contents of some nearby floors of the Skyscraper, as if fiction were "bleeding over" into reality. However, physicists have not been able to find any direct connection. (Changing the contents of the servers does not appear to alter the floors in question.) The current consensus is that the similarity is just a coincidence. The xkcd Skyscraper has all sorts of weird stuff in it; there's no reason it can't have coincidences in it too.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:00 pm UTC

Floor 1194 is the Floor of Sinful, Guilty Pleasures. One of which is childish girls' games. Some women smoke cigs there or check their e-mails or watch bad soap operas. Or read trashy romance books. It's all guilty pleasures w/sinfulness all the time on that floor.
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Postby faubi » Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:04 pm UTC

Floor 1195 has never been entered by anyone. If someone does try to enter it, they will suddenly decide to enter a different floor instead.

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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:27 am UTC

Floor 1196 is my worst nightmares come true. Wake me up when they're over okay? And... anyone. Who goes on that floor? Shall have real life nightmares and night terrors. About maths, sciences, physics and... sexy sexy romances.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jan 25, 2018 12:47 pm UTC

Floor 1197 is both a cinema and a movie set. The audience are watching the films live.
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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:22 pm UTC

Floor 1198 is part of Chessboard 1, bleeding over from Wonderland. Be careful who and what you talk to here.




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Re: xkcd Skyscraper

Postby Ginger » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:35 am UTC

Freddino18 wrote:On Floor 1176, you can refer to Ginger as a piece of stuffing.

Floor 1199 you can refer to anyone by any alias you wanna, it becomes their legal names in that floor, and you can change their names w/o legal proceedings to any name you wanna... including my name for Freddino18: "Hi You" so... shall anyone know who anyone else is on that floor~? <3 :)
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