Bump 2: The Return of the Bump [WINNER: FLICKY]

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:36 am UTC

No, not 'im. 'E! Don'tcha list'n to anything I says?
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Mar 16, 2017 1:36 pm UTC

But isn't 'e an 'im?

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 12:42 am UTC

We'll just have to wait and s'e.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 6:15 am UTC

I can 'ardly wait.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:17 pm UTC

'e'll show up any minute now, I'm sure of it.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:18 pm UTC

Jellied?

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:18 pm UTC

?
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:21 pm UTC

You mentioned an eel. :P

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:23 pm UTC

Jellied eel is a thing? Ew.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:23 pm UTC

It's a traditional East London dish!

I've never tried it, though.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:24 pm UTC

I just googled it. Fuck me that's horrifying.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:25 pm UTC

Those last few words need a gap between them.

"Fuck me." [actions occur] "That's horrifying."

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:33 pm UTC

I'm not that bad :(
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:35 pm UTC

Nonononono, I was talking as you, since you said it. I would be the horrifying one.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:36 pm UTC

Oh. Okay.

I'm sure it wouldn't be unbearable, as long as you weren't immersed in jelly.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:37 pm UTC

When one consents to sleep with someone, one accepts the risk that that person may or may not be immersed in jelly.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sat Mar 18, 2017 11:47 am UTC

Wiser words have never been spoken.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:40 pm UTC

By me, anyway.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:57 pm UTC

Buy me? I 'ardly know ye!
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:20 pm UTC

Robots don't say "ye"!

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:16 pm UTC

Ne.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:17 pm UTC

Knee.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:18 pm UTC

Heads and toes, heads and toes.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:20 pm UTC

*flips*

Heads or toes?

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:25 pm UTC

Heads. Toes are disgusting.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:27 pm UTC

Fine, you take the head, I'll take the toes.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:39 pm UTC

...what do I do with it?
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:42 pm UTC

Start eating. We'll meet in the middle.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:44 pm UTC

Like a cannibalistic Lady & the Tramp.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 19, 2017 9:49 pm UTC

M'Lady.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:07 pm UTC

Contraction of "malady"?
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:17 am UTC

Nah, I'm not sick of you yet.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:38 pm UTC

Not until I start coughing on you.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:44 pm UTC

You cough on me, I plop on you.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:19 pm UTC

I bump on you, you dump on me.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:36 pm UTC

I'm imagining you headbutting a bird, then getting shit on.

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby adnapemit » Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:10 am UTC

I can't imagine that.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:51 pm UTC

The bird is me. Does that help?

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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby Tillian » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:12 pm UTC

Butthead.
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Re: Bump 2: The Return of the Bump

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:17 pm UTC

Beavis.


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