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Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:20 pm UTC
by emlightened
A less long-winded version of the original.

Rules should be clear from the first few posts.

Rules:
Spoiler:
The previous poster spent a week controlling the Earth's resources to protect their Golden Egg, and now you have to destroy it! Using any resources on Earth, destroy their Golden Egg as fast as possible!
Then, you have one week to protect your solid Golden Egg before the next poster tries to destroy it!

I drop my Golden Egg from an aeroplane into the Marianas Trench, then spend six days on holiday.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 7:12 pm UTC
by phillip1882
i build a deep mining operation above the Marianas trench to dig up the golden egg.

i hide the golden egg in a maze of dark caves.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:40 pm UTC
by The Snide Sniper
I pump the caves full of natural gas and light it up.

I surround the golden egg with level 3 sentries.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 11:53 pm UTC
by emlightened
I hire a sniper to kill off the sentries.

I build a building on the golden egg.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 9:31 pm UTC
by Freddino18
I send in Miley Cyrus.

I give the egg to Justin Beiber. I hope he doesn't sell it...

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:20 pm UTC
by Soupspoon
He doesn't get the chance. I reach into his open car window, whilst avoiding the inevitable punch.

I hide it in a warehouse, all stocked up with packages of chocolate and golden-foiled easter eggs.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 3:33 am UTC
by Freddino18
I send Munchlax to eat all the eggs.

My Munchlax evolves into Snorlax.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Wed May 08, 2019 6:54 pm UTC
by phillip1882
since you didn't specify anything about the egg,i assume its open for grabs.

i hide the egg on an airplane that runs on solar power.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 3:39 pm UTC
by Daggoth
Collapse a couple economies, use bribes to gain power and influence, develop a network of puppet leaders through blackmail and "insurance policies".,
effectively extending the control of resources to infinite duration. Then use the permanent control to declare egg possession illegal. Obtain the egg through confiscation of property and imprisonment. Repress egg protests and use the revolts as political bait to solidify hold on power. Focus mankinds priorities to develop time travel, send the egg into the past so it can hatch and reproduce with similar genus creatures and spawn a new breed of golden egg laying creatures, thereby creating a new timeline where golden eggs are commonplace, then sequester a few of them for my personal menagerie in the original timeline

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 7:31 pm UTC
by lllllllllwith10ls
I get a TPS and navigate all timelines with golden eggs and egg layers, and steal them.

I build an ASI who's purpose is to protect the eggs from everyone except me, which stores them in a place I'm not going to tell you about. Also I merge with the ASI.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 9:25 pm UTC
by phillip1882
i nuke the ASI, and spend millions looking for the hiding place.
(guys your supposed to explain how you can get the egg from the previous poster.)

i use a shrink ray on the egg, and eat it.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 9:36 pm UTC
by orangedragonfire
I steal your shrinking technology, shrink myself, and infiltrate your body by way of tiny submarine. After marvelling at your bloodcells, various internal organs, viruses and assorted other body contents, I finally track the Golden Egg down in your intestines. I escape through your ear, and unshrink myself once safely far enough away to not be spotted.

I paint the egg white, and hide it among the millions of other normal white eggs that our society uses daily. Always shuffling it around the production chain so that it never ends up with a customer.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 9:49 pm UTC
by lllllllllwith10ls
I, being a superintelligent AI that resides in the interdimensional void, dodge the nuke, and convert all eggs into golden eggs and put them in an alternate history 3819489024929 levels in

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 1:07 am UTC
by Daggoth
out of character: Note: there are 3 thread timelines now: The golden bird timeline, our regular timeline which got nuked up and skynet timeline

I send an army mercenaries to the Interdimensional Void we weren't supposed to know about, to find the alternate history fish tank and invade on an egg breaking mission. I pay them with a promise to triple the pay they would have gotten, but once they return (they cant)

I bring a new golden egg from the golden bird timeline.

Re: Protect the Golden Egg

Posted: Mon May 20, 2019 2:23 am UTC
by lllllllllwith10ls
I steal the egg from the fourth dimension

I put the egg inside an ovary