Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Lavender Manna » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:35 pm UTC

Use your time at work to complain at the power company until they fix the power at your house

i have a few ideas, but i dont actually have a Halloween costume yet

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:45 pm UTC

Go stark naked. Claim to be a Terminator who's just arrived.


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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 5:17 pm UTC

Wal*Mart has a really nice selection of polishes and stuff, and THEY HAVE SPREAD ACROSS THIS PLANET LIKE A CHEAP-ASS PLAGUE!

I like my job at Wal*Mart.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:28 am UTC

I don't see the problem.

I am tired after driving all day yesterday and today, but I still have three more days of driving until I get to my destination.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:49 pm UTC

Take off your cowboy hat and put your armor back on, being a ranch hand is beneath you.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby somitomi » Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:23 pm UTC

Simply convince Lav to change her avatar to this:
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Lavender Manna » Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:33 pm UTC

there's probably a topic related to whatever you're studying for somewhere on these fora! if not, you can make one! crowdsource your grades.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Nov 15, 2017 9:20 pm UTC

Eat a bagel with cream cheese.

My roommate's dog is barking.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby chridd » Sat Nov 18, 2017 4:17 am UTC

Magically transform the dog into a cat.

SirGabriel's roommate's cat is barking.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby faubiguy » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:14 am UTC

Listen to what it has to say.

My plastic cutlery is too flexible to snap into two pieces.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:43 am UTC

Bend it into weird positions and call it modern art.

Modern art isn't beautiful.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby somitomi » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:47 pm UTC

Find something beautiful and declare it modern art.

I feel like I've been spending too much money lately.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:50 pm UTC

Buy a 50lb bag of potatoes and eat nothing but potatoes until you run out of potatoes. A bit boring (and probably unhealthy) but will save you a lot of money.

I want to get a PhD but don't want to (re)learn the 3-5 foreign languages that most theology PhD programs require.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:09 pm UTC

Get a PhD in nuclear physics instead.

The (foreign) hotel I will be staying at doesn't have a bank in my country (so that I would not have to convert funds to theirs to pay. (Even though they price in my currency, I have to actually pay in theirs.)

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:21 pm UTC

use google maps to find somewhere that coverts your currency to theirs.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:33 pm UTC

Get a husband. Me. Maybe. Probably not. No. Just... Don't.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby somitomi » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:18 pm UTC

TURN ON CAPSLOCK SO IT'S NOT VISIBLE.

I should have dinner, but I'm lazy to make dinner.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:48 pm UTC

call for pizza.

its a nice day out and I want to play Pokemon, but I'm working.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:56 pm UTC

Multitask.

I need to concentrate so I can write, but my roommate and the dogs are also home.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:18 pm UTC

Give them a small amount of chloroform. They'll be quiet in a few minutes.


I cannot effectively multitask, given my occupation.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Lavender Manna » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:14 pm UTC

so just multitask ineffectively

i grind my teeth in my sleep and its starting to give me muscle aches :(

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Freddino18 » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:35 pm UTC

gROW a mOUSTACHE.

tHE pREVIOUS pRESCRIPTION dIDN'T wORK.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:24 am UTC

Try homeopathy.

I can't find a small mirror I need that I recently put where I thought I could easily find it.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby eran_rathan » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:57 pm UTC

use a different mirror.

my coffee is too hot.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:43 pm UTC

Follow the First (OTTish) Commandment.
Spoiler:
Wait for it.
I don't have a different mirror.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby somitomi » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:48 pm UTC

Break that mirror in half, now you have two mirrors.

I should be studying.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby bantler » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:26 pm UTC

Tune in, turn on, drop out.

My fingernails grow stubbornly slow.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Thu Jan 18, 2018 3:20 am UTC

Cut them stubbornly slowly.

The chocolate fairy didn't come today.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Ginger » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:11 am UTC

Entice her w/strawberries to coat in her chocolate and she'll be there I promise little boy. *Motherly smile.*

I wanna break up the bad bad stuffs a/my house w/o killing us all literally and figuratively.
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