Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby heuristically_alone » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:37 pm UTC

Let your body wake up naturally without alarm clocks and it will be jusy right. (I used to sleep no more than 6 hours a night for years without being phased, but not anymore)

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Tillian » Thu Mar 08, 2018 11:38 pm UTC

Wait until morning and go buy some new one. (See what I did there?)

heuristically_alone wrote:(I used to sleep no more than 6 hours a night for years without being phased, but not anymore)
That is one of the side effects of hitting your late 20s. I have multiple friends who could no longer keep up their teenage sleep habits once they reached 25, and neither could I. I hear it gets better when you're in your 60s, though!

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:24 am UTC

Buy this, it should be more than enough tape for your needs.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby eran_rathan » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:55 am UTC

Move to North Dakota.

There is a foot of snow outside.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:03 am UTC

Stay inside.

I'm getting old.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:13 am UTC

Be like John Loobey.

My wrist is swollen.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Freddino18 » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:38 pm UTC

Go to your local market and stick your hand into a pile of meat.

I unattached my signature.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby eran_rathan » Mon Mar 26, 2018 1:17 pm UTC

delete your entire profile in shame, then make a new one.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:01 pm UTC

Go on a morphine drip.

I need to set up another computer but don't feel like it.

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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby Freddino18 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:10 am UTC

Plug in an Arduino.

My mouse and track pad are messed up.
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Re: Solve the Previous Poster's Petty Problems

Postby ucim » Sat Apr 21, 2018 1:42 pm UTC

Switch to linux and give the cat command.

I'm a lazy schlub.

Edit... apparently so is everyone else!

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