Bump 3: Things That Go Bump in the Night (The REAL Bump 3, accept no imitations)

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:35 am UTC

Same rules as last time.

Scores:
flicky1991 - 2 threads
Everyone else - 0 threads

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:15 am UTC

Stop winning!

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:48 am UTC

Try and stop me!

Lavender Manna · Postby **Lavender Manna** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:50 am UTC

ok but can i suggest: things that go flick in the night. no wait: flicks that go bump in the night

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:51 am UTC

*flicks you in the night*

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:45 am UTC

Camels fistbumping each other.

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:19 pm UTC

Let's try something:

It's because of where it gets stuck. Like calling them a dildo.

Now come up with a response for a week.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:20 pm UTC

I'd call you a dildo.

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:00 pm UTC

It's because of where I get stuck.

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:38 pm UTC

I'm surprised that flicky did not win during those months that I was not here

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:31 pm UTC

I am quite surprising.

Lavender Manna · Postby **Lavender Manna** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:37 pm UTC

i just like blocking people :mrgreen:

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:40 pm UTC

Keep it up! Someday, you could be the first non-flicky to win a Bump thread!

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:16 pm UTC

Maybe I'll win if I become flicky.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:06 pm UTC

Does that mean I get to be you?

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:56 pm UTC

Winning just tickles my fancy. Since I kinda let flicky win, did I kinda win too?

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:24 pm UTC

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:15 am UTC

Lavender Manna · Postby **Lavender Manna** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:17 am UTC

Letting someone win makes you first loser

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:29 am UTC

Marrying the winner makes you first lady.

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:17 pm UTC

Can I be the last lady?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:06 pm UTC

Only if I can be your lady.

Lavender Manna · Postby **Lavender Manna** » Tue Jun 27, 2017 10:46 pm UTC

there's been a lotta ladies lately

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:23 am UTC

You're having an effect on us.

Lavender Manna · Postby **Lavender Manna** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:30 am UTC

Do I bring out everyone's feminine side?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:32 am UTC

Yep.

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:58 am UTC

Mine was already out.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 6:08 am UTC

Could we bring out your masculine side, then?

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 7:40 am UTC

I don't know. You could try.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:48 am UTC

*punches adnap*

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:53 am UTC

ouch.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 11:56 am UTC

That wasn't a very masculine reaction. Maybe you don't have a masculine side.

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:07 pm UTC

Hmmm...maybe try something else.
Is there something that doesn't involve pain?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:09 pm UTC

Are there any sports you like? Any that make you yell at the TV when your team is doing badly?

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:10 pm UTC

Not a big fan of sports.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:18 pm UTC

*puts a false moustache and beard on adnap*

There. Now you have a masculine side.

adnapemit · Postby **adnapemit** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:21 pm UTC

Perfect.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 12:22 pm UTC

Lavender Manna · Postby **Lavender Manna** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:00 pm UTC

Girls can have facial hair too! This is discrimination!

The problem is that most things that are considered exclusively masculine are kind of... toxic.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:08 pm UTC

Yes but being a boy or a girl and being masculine or feminine is different! Grow a beard if you want but it would make you quite a masculine-looking girl.

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